Dear Fanfiction Readers

by LililolipopD

This is a story where our Vamps and Freaks answer your questions. If you have a question send it to me in a Review. Now Read, Review and question :D

4. In which Larten jumps out the window

Hey everyone sorry for the long wait but I waiting for more questions but I finally got the questions XD. Thank you to all the People who reviewed and faved ILY all. * gives you all gold stickers* Remember if you review you will get a sticker and maybe if I'm feeling generous I might give you a cookie :D But no cookies or stickers if you don't Review :P

HERE IS DA NEW CHAPTAH

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Dear Larten-Freaking Awesome-Crepsley

I lurveeeeee uuuuu :D Remember the time when you tried kissing Evanna and you got that scar, remember the time when you had to take all your clothes off and only wear your boxers in front of Darren and Gavner on the way to the Council, remember the time when Seba was telling Darren embarrassing stories about you, remember the time when I started talking about embarrassing moments about you, remember the time when- *I slap her*

From Creep

Dear Creep

How do you know all this about me? *Le gasp* Are you a… Phantom? *Dun-Dun-Dun* AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ALL THIS TOMFOOLERY ABOUT MEH LEVE ME ALONE YOU STALKER! *jumps out window*

From Larten Crepsley

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Dear Darren Shan

Seeing as how you dont get to play video games as much. How would you like to come over sometime to enjoy a gaming party? You could invite someone else from the Cirque if you want?

From Salmon

Dear Salmon

Sure I'll ask Harkat. Harkat will bring his 'Assassin's Creed: Black Flag' Game, I'll bring the Popcorn and you'll supply the game. We'll stay up all night playin' XD.

From Darren Shan

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Dear Evra Von

In the Harry Potter movies, is the snake that Voldemort has yours? Or is it some random snake the directors picked up off the street?

From Salmon

Dear Salmon

Not at the beginning, no. But at the end of the Movies, when they weren't looking I stole Him XD. I called him Voldemort. LOL

From Evra

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Dear Desmond Tiny

Why on earth do you have six toes on each foot? I mean seriously?!

P.S If I had all the power on earth I wouldn't waddle everywhere, its bad for the image -.-'

From CynderBlue

Dear CynderBlue

Ummm how dare you ask me that? I was born with six toes obviously and I 'waddle' everywhere because I don't have a drivers licence and its really hard to make magical portals -_-. And why do I waddle I hear you ask? Well shame on you cuz it's a medical condition :'(

I wouldn't ask you why you have five human toes now would I?

From Desmond Tiny

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Dear Darren Shan

How do you feel about the StevexDarren Fanfictions? You know the type of Romance stories?

From CynthiaTheButton

Dear CynthiaTheButton

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww… WHYYY?!... There are sooo many things wrong with that *shivers*
Number One: HE IS MY HALF BROTHER
Number Two: I AM STRAIGHT OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE I LIKE DEBBIE
Number Three: Umm hello? It's Steve for goodness sake -_-

From Darren Shan

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Dear Steve Leonard

If you where to kill some random Person or one of your Enemies. What weapon would you use?

P.S could you please give me a button? I'm not called CynthiaTheButton for nothing y'know -3-

Dear CynthiaTheButton

If I were to kill a certain somebody *cough*Darren*cough* I would use a Flamethrower. Because then I could watch them burn in flames MUAHAHAHAHAHA

P.S of couse you can have a button :D *gives you a button* *you reach out to take it* Syke *snatches it away* I'M FEELIN EVIL MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

From Steve Leonard

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Steve is so weird. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR REVIEWS ILY ALL. Please Read, Review, Follow and Fave my story.

PEACE OUT

Lil xxx