(Rolls in the floor laughing) I LOVE THIS ONE! It's another one Faith and I sing non-stop. It's a parody to 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas', and I'll explain everything down at the bottem.

On the first day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
A very shiny blue cube

On the second day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the third day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the fourth day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the fifth day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the sixth day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Six metel doggies, five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the seventh day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Seven traitorous rats, six metel doggies, five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the eighth day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Eight Hork-Bajir, seven traitorous rats, six metel doggies, five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the ninth day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Nine midget Helmacrons, eight Hork-Bajir, seven traitorous rats, six metel doggies, five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the tenth day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Ten Taxxons, nine Helmacrons, eight Hork-Bajir, seven traitorous rats, six metel doggies, five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the eleventh day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Eleven council members, ten Taxxons, nine Helmacrons, eight Hork-Bajir, seven traitorous rats, six metel doggies, five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube

On the twelveth day of Christmas Elfangor gave to me
Twelve Cinnabons, eleven council members, ten cannibal worms, nine blue midgets, eight salad shooters, seven traitorous rats, six metel doggies, five Animorphs... four host-happy Yeerks, three years of war, two fighting Vissers and a very shiny blue cube...

A very shiny blue cube - Escafil Device.
Two fighting Vissers - Vissers One and Three. They fight constantly.
Three years of war exactly what it says. The Animorphs faught the Yeerks for three years.
Four host-happy Yeerks - I kind of had to reach in a hat for this one. There were a lot more, but I decided to only include four, hehehe.
Five Animorphs - 'Nuff said. And they never called Ax an Animorph, don't ask me why, it's always 'The Animorphs and Ax'.
Six metel doggies - Chee
Seven traitorous rats - Basically David. There were not seven, but there had to be seven somethings, so I chose rats.
Eight Hork-Bajir/salad shooters - Once again, there are more, just included eight.
Nine Helmacrons/blue midgets - Ditto
Ten Taxxons/cannibal worms - Ditto again
Eleven Council members - Exactly what it says. Eleven Council members.
Twelve Cinnabons - Oh come on, I had to put SOMETHING about Cinnabon in here, didn't I?