Me: SORRY for not updating for like, 3 months!
Mai: Yeh! People are waiting man!
Me: REALLY SORRY! I will try to update earlier!
Amu: You kept me waiting! =.=
Me: I will let Ikuto loose on you!
Amu: ….-silent-….
Mai: El does not own Shugo Chara, if she did, it wouldn't have such a crap ending.
El: P.S..Lemon coming soon!
The Amulet of Time – One
Chapter Three
The Encounter
Sometimes, special things encounter other special things. In special places.
(Me: I will start recapping the last chappies so you don't forget them! ^^)
Recap: The world materialised around her. "Sand…Pyramids…" Amu muttered in her confusion.
20 sec later
"WTF? SAND? PYRAMIDS?" Amu screamed.
So…this was Egypt. Why the hell was Amu in Egypt? AND..her chest still hurt from the amulet burning into her..
Hm…it was hot. Sand kept on blowing into her eyes, and they started stinging.
"Fuck." said Amu as she rubbed her eyes and looked into the distance.
There, far away, was a giant pyramid/castle.
Might as well be a path to safety.
~Amu's PoV~
WTH? I had to actually WALK all the way to the fucking castle? Are you serious?
I muttered in annoyance as I started walking, ripping my clothes off on the way.
2 days later
Ok…a moth-bitten, snake-bitten, sunburnt, almost dead Amu appeared at the door of the giant pyramid. She just couldn't stand it anymore…
-Thump-
At least she was in the shade..
(Me: still amu's PoV)
I stirred. Lots of male voices, soft bed..strange smell..
I stirred and tried to move my head to look at what the time was on my alarm clock.
There was a face there instead. What the hell?
That was bad enough, but..
It was..it was…. I looked closely. FUCKIN HELL IT WAS THE SERVANT FROM MY FUCKIN HOME!
I ended up slapping his face and yelling at the top of my voice.
I quickly sat up in bed and screamed. Everyone covered their ears.
"WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL?" I yelped as I scrambled out of bed, trying to escape from this upside-down world full of strange men.
And then I realised that I was naked.
-silence-
Oh SHIT!
I quickly pulled the covers over me.
"What ya lookin at?" I said angrily to one of the men who were looking at me hungrily. He meekly looked away.
The 'other' servant from home started saying, Miss? Hello?
"Yes, hello and piss off you fuckhead."I yelled at him. "Where are my clothes you idiot!"
"Uhm..you came naked in front of our door so we don't have any women clothes .." he said apoligetically.
I started having terrible thoughts. What if I had to wear men's UNDERPANTS?
Ew.
"Omg, are you that thick? Just..show me some men clothes!"
The servant hurried around, making a ruckus trying to find some damn clothes.
After like three years, the servant came out with a yellowish-brown robe. I put it on, but my boobs kept sagging down and THERE WERE NO FRIKKIN UNDERPANTS!
"Do you have underpants of any sort?" I said, staring at them.
It was a dumb question.
"What are underpants?" he asked. "Maybe I should call Master.."
"Who's Master?" I asked him, kind of scared at the thought of someone big, and muscular, and ugly.
"His name is…" The servant hesitated.
"WHAT?" I yelled, dying of curiosity.
"Curiosity seriously killed the cat." I muttered to myself.
Suddenly, the doors opened.
"Who said undaapents?" cried someone heroically, in a..I guess, Egyptian accent.
It was someone short with blonde hair, red irisis and a small head! (Me: so sorry tadase. Tadase: HEY! I was going to reveal my name! and now you ruined it!)
I cracked up.
"Ahh, MASTER Tadase!" the all cried and fell down on one knee.
"Huh…so this is your master?" I said loudly, so everyone could hear me.
Then, the servant kicked me, so I fell down and bowed too. I blushed furiously.
"This newcomer said underpants." said the servant.
"Oh..okay." said 'Master' Tadase as he looked around the room.
"Follow me." He said. "To meet my brother."
He must have an even smaller head!
I wonder who he is…
Me: PHEW! Finally finished this chapter. –angry readers smashing into home and demanding- okok! I'll be faster! –avoids a lamp-
Mai: Quick quick, start your new one!
Me: OK! –just misses a broken TV- HEY! That was my new TV!
Amu: MY FASHION BOX!
Ikuto: MY CONDOM BOX!
Everyone: ….