Disclaimer: I don't own House.
I woke up to the bright lights of a hospital room.
"What happened?" I asked House.
"You passed out, Lisa. We're waiting for your test results. I tried to get someone to tell me, but they wouldn't because I'm not the patient.
"I don't know what's wrong. I just got dizzy all of a sudden," I told him.
"We'll find out what's wrong, Cuddy, and you'll be fine," House told me.
"It's just stress," I insisted.
"You wouldn't have passed out if it was just stress, Lisa."
"Why are you calling me Lisa again? You don't do that unless something's up," I pointed out as another wave of nausea hit me.
Cameron came in. "Hi, Dr. Cuddy," she said.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Nothing is well," she said.
"Stop lying," House cried. Cameron gave him a shocked look.
"I'm not lying. There really is nothing wrong," Cameron insisted.
"Told you," I said to House, sticking out my tongue.
Cameron sighed. "Dr. Cuddy, you're pregnant. We need to do an ultrasound to confirm how far along you are."
House and I stared at her in shock.
"Are you sure?" I asked. Cameron nodded.
"She sounds pretty sure," House said to me.
"I can't believe this," I sighed.
Wilson came in, and refused to look at House.
"What's wrong with you?" he asked me.
"I'm pregnant," I told him in shock.
"Congratulations, Cuddy," he said and walked out.
House turned around and kissed me. I giggled and kissed him back. House and I have been together for six months. I can't believe we're having a baby!
"We'll do the ultrasound now," Cameron told me, glaring at Wilson through the glass walls.
A few minutes, House and I were looking at the proof that I'm pregnant.
"I can't believe I'm going to be a daddy," House told me.
"I might still miscarry," I pointed out. He glared at me.
"Stay positive, Lisa."
"He's right. And you look to be about seven weeks along," Cameron said.
"You'll need pre-natal vitamins and you're moving in with me," House informed me.
"What are you talking about?" I asked him.
"You're going to be getting the best care possible, Lisa. You'll see a high risk OB/GYN of course, and your pregnancy will be monitored."
"You seem happier than I expected you to be," I said.
"It's my parasite," he pointed out. I rolled my eyes, but immediately regretted it.
"Congratulations," Cameron said. She printed out a picture of the ultrasound and handed it to me.
"Thanks," I told.
"You can leave now. Just stay calm. Your blood pressure skyrocketed, and that's why you passed out."
"I was dizzy," I said as House began to freak out a little. He really is acting weird. Amber's death and this thing with Wilson really is getting to him.
I was discharged ten minutes later, and like House, I had to leave in a wheelchair.
"I hate this," I whined.
"You need to stay off your feet," House said and I stared at him.
"I have to take care of you," I protested.
"You don't need to worry about me. I need to worry about you."
"I'll take you home," Chase said.
"And I'll take care of both of you," Wilson said.
"Are you sure?" I asked him, as House shot him a panicked look.
Wilson nodded.
"He's right. You need to stay off your feet. He needs to stay off his feet. I'll take care of both of you."
I got into the car, House protesting the entire time about me being on my feet. He stopped complaining when Wilson helped him in the car.
We got to House's house a little while.
House and I were both helped out of the car, and we collapsed on the couch.
"Are you hungry?" Wilson asked us. House nodded and I shook my head.
"You need to keep your strength up," House warned me.
House is acting so weird, and now Wilson's acting weird. I hope things get better soon.
I can't believe I'm pregnant.
I'm going to be a mommy and House is going to be a daddy.
Oh my god.
TBC
I've had this planned since after I wrote the first chapter. I dropped a hint in the second chapter-the nausea Cuddy had been experiencing since the bus accident. I already know the baby's middle name, but you won't find out until Cuddy gives birth. She also has to deal with House and Wilson, even if House is acting a little weird.