A/N: OK I promise I'll get to the plot eventually but I really like writing fluffy chapters )": Also I kind of just realized that I never fully listed all of the initiates in Tobias and Tris' class so :
Skylar (Amity)
Nico (Candor)
Joey (Candor)
Nya (Erudite)
Reina (Candor)
Simon (Erudite)
Gertrude (Erudite)
Blake (Erudite)
Annabelle (Candor)
Tris POV
We walk into Zeke's apartment and I can already tell that I won't remember most of this night. The smell of alcohol and weed practically slaps me in the face. Tobias makes a face and I can tell he's thinking the same thing.
Zeke stumbles over to us and does that weird guy handshake with Tobias.
"Yooo, my favorite couple in Dauntless besides me and Shauna!" He shouts merrily.
It's obvious he's already a few beers in.
Tobias and I chuckle and I go off to grab us some drinks while Tobias chats with Zeke.
When I come back they're both sitting on the couch and before I can even sit down Zeke shoots up with a wild look in his eyes.
"Oh no." I mumble to myself.
"Everyone!" Zeke yells, "Listen up. I think it's time for some Candor or Dauntless!"
He is met with cheers from all of the other dauntless members in the room and everyone gathers around the couch to sit in a circle.
I take my place by Tobias and settle in for what will surely be a lively, interesting next few hours. Tobias puts his arm around me and I nestle into his shoulder as Zeke goes on about the rules of the game.
"So yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone already knew those rules but just in case." Zeke beams at everyone in drunken glee, "Before we begin, I think we should all have a little preparation." He pulls an already-rolled blunt out of his pocket and I wonder if he keeps a constant supply of prepared blunts on him at all times. He's such a weirdo.
I take a hit and pass it to Tobias. The taste burns the back of my throat and I am reminded once again of why I don't make a habit of smoking weed. I don't know how Zeke does it so often and manages to stay employed.
When everyone is done passing the blunt around Zeke speaks up again, "I suppose I'll dare someone first...hmm...I choose Trissy!"
I groan quietly into Tobias' shoulder.
"So, Candor or Dauntless, Tris?" Zeke prompts.
"Dauntless." I take a swig of my beer hoping I won't regret my decision.
"Alright Trissy. Let's see...you have to give Four a lap dance." Zeke grins at me.
Horny bastard.
I sigh to myself and finish off my beer, hoping I won't remember this embarrassment in the morning. Then I get up off of the couch and sit on Tobias' lap, grinding into him and whipping my hair to the obnoxious song that Zeke put on. I can feel Tobias tense ever so slightly and I smile. He grips my hips as I continue dancing on him while everyone cheers. A little whlie into the dance Tobias turns me around so I'm facing him and smashes his lips to mine. Our tongues collide and I run my hands through his hair while he grabs my ass and pulls me, somehow, even closer to him. Everyone cheers even louder at this. They're all perverts. I find myself getting lost in Tobias, I could make out with him for the rest of the night but Zeke pulls us apart.
"Ugh, get a room already. Tris, you need to ask someone." He grumbles.
"What?" I say, coming out of my Tobias-induced daze.
"Candor or Dauntless, remember?"
"Oh, right." I blush and look around the room for someone to ask. "Uriah, candor or dauntless?"
Uriah sits up a little straighter, ready for his time to shine, "Dauntless, duh."
"Ok," I say, "I dare you to go streaking through the pit."
Uriah pouts, "Again? I had to do this last week too and I almost got caught by security!"
I hold back a giggle at the thought of Uriah, naked, running from cops and shrug at him.
He groans and flings off his shirt, walking over to the door of the apartment. We all get up and walk over with him to make sure he follows through with the dare. Sure enough, he strips down butt ass naked and sprints off towards the Pit. I can barely contain myself as laughter courses through my body and I stumble back towards my seat next to Tobias.
The night goes on as a typical game of Candor or Dauntless. Tobias gets dared to strip down to his underwear and I get dared to smoke 7 blunts at once. All in all, we had a good time.
In the morning, I wake up wrapped in Tobias' arms with a pounding headache and dry throat. I groan and roll over, only to fall flat on the floor. I groan louder as I realize where we are: Zeke's apartment. I can hardly remember anything after my 4th beer and...wait a minute... where are Tobias' clothes? He is still asleep on the couch in nothing but his underwear, not that I mind the view. I smile to myself and begin to shake him awake, as much as I would like to sit there all morning with this beautiful man, I'm pretty sure we still have initiates to train.
He opens his eyes and sleepily pouts at me, "Where are we?"
I chuckle, "Zeke's place."
"Still?"
"Yeah, I guess we crashed here last night, I don't really remember anything that happened though."
"Same here." Tobias says, trying to massage his headache away.
I find his clothes strewn about on the floor and toss them to him, "Come on, we still have to train the initiates today."
His eyes widen, "What time is it?"
"7. We still have half an hour."
He relaxes a bit and starts pulling his clothes on, "Ok."
When Tobias and I finish straightening ourselves up so we don't look like a complete trainwreck, we shout our goodbyes to Zeke and walk out the door. Unfortunately, as we stumble out of his apartment and into the hallway, we realize that Satan really has it out for us. Plastered across the walls and even ceiling (?) are photos of a particular Dauntless couple from the night before. The particular Dauntless couple being Tobias and I. I gape at Tobias to make sure he's seeing the same thing and he stares back at me with wide eyes. I stalk over to the wall and rip one of the pictures off of it. I have no idea when this was taken but we both look high out of our minds. I'm shotgunning smoke into Tobias' mouth and his hands are in my back pockets with thin wisps of smoke surrounding us. I mean we do look kind of hot in it, I just wish this wouldn't have happened right in the middle of initiate training, I already have enough initiate shit to deal with. Although this might mean that we won't have to keep our relationship under the wraps anymore, which is a plus.
"I'm going to brutally murder whoever did this." I throw the picture on the ground and stomp off to our apartment.
Tobias follows silently. I don't even bother changing out of last night's clothes, I just throw my hair up in a messy bun, touch up my makeup and switch shoes to some comfier boots. Tobias changes into a black shirt identical to the one he was previously wearing (how many of those does he have?) and we walk out the door.
We manage to arrive in the training room 10 minutes before starting time and use the extra time to compose our fight list for the initiates. Since we have an odd number of initiates, one of them will be sitting out in the fights. By the time the initiates begin filing in, we are finalizing our list. We end up deciding on:
Joey vs. Blake
Nya vs. Reina
Annabelle vs. Gertrude
Simon vs. Nico
And Skylar sitting out.
I'd say the matches are fairly even seeing as Joey and Blake have a similar, muscular body type, Nya and Reina are the toughest out of the girls, Annabelle and Gertrude have lithe, slim bodies (though I'm hoping Gertrude gets her ass kicked), and Simon and Nico are the scrawnier males in the group. Once all of the initiates have lined up behind us, we set the chalkboard down and turn to face them. I hear a few snickers and giggles among them and make sure to put on my most pissed-the-fuck-off face.
I sigh, "What's so funny? Shut the fuck up."
"Sorry Six…" Joey, a Candor transfer, says. "It's just that you still kinda smell like a party and also...this." He pulls out the picture of Tobias and I.
Gertrude glares at the picture and then directs her eyes of fury towards me. I guess this is her first time seeing it this morning. Maybe she's more dense than I thought if she really failed to notice it all over the walls.
I snatch the picture from him, "So? This is Dauntless. You'd better get used to partying if you plan on sticking around."
He gulps, "Yeah uh...Sorry Six...I just..I just think you're really hot so-"
Tobias steps forward, staring down Joey, "Let's move on to today's fights. Since Joey seems to have so much to say today, I'll have him be my partner in demonstrating a few basic moves for you."
I snort, "Please, you'll kill him. I'll do it."
Tobias looks at me as if to say "that was the plan", but doesn't object.
A/N: If you don't know what shotgunning is, idk look up shotgun smoke trick.
