Hey, I haven't updated this in ages, sorry, but i intend to make up for it, with this 2 part(or 4 part i haven't decided fully yet) chapters called THE Date...OMFG, and there will be more embarrassing moments in the life of Edward and Bella, and of course more bitchiness and more awkward moments*evil smile*. Okay please review, there so helpful and also great motivation for finishing the story faster, plus i need to know if people like the story but even for reading it I'm like really grateful, and also thanks to anyone who reviewed and is still sticking around and supporting this fic, epically .xoxo'twilight'xxoxo. , who has been majorly supportive, so thanks:), Anyway, I better shut up and get on with the story, here goes nothing....
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THE Date...OMFG Pt 1
At Bella's.......
Bella was sitting at a dressing table, admiring herself in the mirror, as usual. As a flustered Angela and Jessica did Bella's hair. Angela, with the hair spray and Jessica, with the hair straighter. Lauran, was kneeling giving Bella a pedicure, while Seth (poor guy, he had been dragged into it involuntarily) was giving Bella a manicure...well trying too anyway.
"Jesus, are you a complete Moran!" Bella shouted at him, while looking down at her hand. Seth didn't know what exactly a manicure was but to be on the safe side he just painted the tops of Bella's fingers. He thought she could just...peel of the bits she didn't need.
"You paint the nail! Not the whole finger...UHHHH, just....go or something" She flinched her hand back from his grip. As Seth slouched out of the room. Jacub was outside, kneeling outside the door, he saw Seth come out and fell back.
"What-?" Seth began but Jacub got quickly back on his knees and pushed Seth away, he went flying to the ground. Seth sat back up and saw Jacub spying through the keyhole. He looked back at Seth with a sympathetic smile.
"Sorry Seth but you were in the way...."
"Can I look?" Seth asked curiously.
"No YOU cannot...you little perv" He harshly whispered, turning back to the door.
"I'm a little perv..., what the hell are you then?"
Jessica was struggling with Bella's straighter...but she was absolutely sure the smoke coming from Bella's head was NOT a good sigh. The room was filling in a foggy haze, VERY quickly. Jessica, Angela and Lauren both had fearful looks on their faces.
"Guys...is it just me or do you smell smoke?" said Bella smelling the air, she sounded more annoyed than curious. As all three girls looked angrily at the straighter which would be the cause of their untimely death at the hands of an angry teenage socialite.
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At Edwards......
"Alice.....GET OFF!" said Edward squirming out of her grasp as she put a black shirt on him. "It's the 8 shirt we tried on...does it really matter what i wear!" Alice suddenly stopped what she was doing and stepped back from her brother. "What?......" .
Alice shuck her head in annoyance, and grabbed Edward's shirt tightly, fasting the buttons with a new found anger.
"Image is everything Edward....and no brother of mine is going to forget that....right!" Although she smiled sweetly while saying it, Edward knew it was a threat and the question was rhetorical.
Emmett had come to the door now and was leaning against the frame. Jasper was standing slightly behind him.
"I suppose Edward thought he'd be gorgeous in anything he'd wear" said Emmett with a smirk. Jasper chuckled softly, coming over to Alice and wrapping his arms around her, pulling her into a hug.
"Come on Em" said Jasper, looking at Edward with a smirk, "We both know Alice could make anyone look good....even Edward".
"Uh huh" said Edward with a glare aimed at basically everyone in the room. Just then Esme knocked on the door. All heads turned to see her.
"Ohhhh, Edward sweetie" Esme ran into the room and picked up Edward into a bear hug, "you look so handsome".
"Mom....I can't....breathe!..." said Edward looking at Alice desperately. Alice shrugged slightly grabbing Jasper by the hand and leaving the room. Emmett walked into the room now and took Edward's car keys off his table,
"Look, man you can borrow Rose's car ok, a shiny Volvo is just gay...?" He dropped Rosalie's car keys on the table and walked to the door. As he got to the door he turned and said "Can't say I don't help you out and all...i do care bro" he winked and left the room. Esme still had a steel grip on Edward.
"Esme...put the poor boy down" came Carlisle's calm voice. Esme put down Edward, with a proud glint in her eyes before leaving the room. Carlisle and Edward both watched her go. Carlisle put a hand on Edward's shoulder, shaking his head slightly with a small smile on his face,
"You have to give her a break Edward this is your first date and well..." He looked towards the door "...well she is a mother, what can i say".
"Bella's really special to me....I think she's the one" He said looking at Carlisle seriously. Carlisle ran a hand through his hair,
"Look, son....keep your mind open okay?" He said softly. Edward looked taken aback,
"What do you mean?"
"Look I'm just saying that maybe there's more than Bella Swan" he said with a hard voice.
"But Bella's the only one...okay, I'm going" He said with a tight voice before walking to the door.
"Edward?" said Carlisle tentivly, Edward stopped with his hand on the door, "look I'm sorry, if you're really like Bella that much I'll support you, I just want the best for you...good luck". Edward turned around and smiled slightly,
"I know...listen I better be going or I'll be late picking up Bella...thanks Dad" and he left the room, walking down the stairs and muttered "I'll need it". He dodged an over-whelmed mother being held back by Emmett and Jasper. Rosalie came up to Edward and gave him a hug, shocked everyone froze and stopped what they were doing.
"Rose-"said Edward patting her lightly on the back,
"Go luck Edward..." she said, then leaning in closer to whisper in his ear, "and if you break my car I'll break your face!" She pulled back with a smile and stood beside Alice. Edward gulped and walked slowly out the door. When he got to the car, he opened the door and stepped inside, praying to god he wouldn't screw this night up. This night, played right would be the most important night of his life. Then putting the keys in the ignition, he heard the dreaded sound of the car not starting.
"Shit!" It wasn't off to a flying start then.
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A/N: So i hope you like the first instalment, hopefully I'll update soon. If you can spare the time please leave a review for little old me and thanks for reading - x