Day…why do we CARE anymore?
I have been put in temporary confinement.
Why you ask? Because I went searching for Zamorak. No luck there, or I would be blasting myself out of this fence! COW THE ALMIGHTY! I'll get diet water for shizzle now! Yes, betty, watch your annoying arse. She's always like;*squeaky high voice* no, Timmy, you cant get diet water. I don't want to.
AND then she asks for us to do tricks; what? No; we don't do tricks.
Anyways, I figured that if he could grant me supreme awesomeness or powers, but the former sounds better, then I could over take TBSI. Once and for all!
*cue evil laughter, which sounds like MOO! MOO!; we think a cow is giving birth.*
But, due to my slowness and level threeness. I was caught and beaten by farmer. Yes, ANIMAL CRUELTY. Then they went to Ihop like my bruised and battered body didn't matter? I m-matter! don't I?
Call social services! Please! I can't take this anymore!
Betty: do some tricks, Timmy and stop scratching at the dirt you silly cow.
Me: FUCK YOU!
Till the next time we regenerate, The Cows of Runescape
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