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I had been driving for a while, I checked the back seat to check if it was alright, I had some important stuff in there, I looked back and narrowly missed a tree, I had to keep focused on what I was doing, my eyes kept to the road but my mind wandered.

The most obvious thing to do was getting a job at the park, but I've seen Benson, I don't like getting yelled at, besides, the chances of being hired by a guy who could yell so loud the shockwave would be felt in Hammersmith was slim

Then it hit me, Pops, he was technically park owner, and he was always happy, I felt a bit guilty using this as an advantage, but I worked hard, it would compensate, I hoped.

The tree's started to thin out, I started to see sun, I wondered what the park was like, I knew it was massive, but how much so?

Then there it was, oh... my... god. That thing was massive! I could only just see the buildings in the distance, this was good because I didn't much like massive towns much, where I lived there was fields all around, they isolated the town of Maltby, almost like it was hiding it, not that it didn't have reason to, but more of that later.

I stopped on the large hill that came just before the forest, I looked around, I decided there wasn't a chance of seeing him from here even if he had a head so big it would get jammed inside the tire of a lorry.

to be honest I was scared, I was about to head into a place you never thought you could, your probably picturing this in your head and I bet its in third person, like what you usually see on TV, but picture it in my POV, all the dimensions, everything, it was so weird. I drove along the road I was on, I kept a watchful eye out for him, eventually I stopped, I was starting to get fed up, it was like trying to find a dress pin in a haystack, get it? Dress pin, because they have the round...thing on it, ah sod it.

Then I heard a giggle, a very familiar one at that, I turned to the right and round down the window, I looked out, there, skipping merrily across the green was the man himself, chasing a butterfly.

oh god, oh god, here we go, I opened the door and climbed out nervously, for a second I worried about the fact I had no clothes, but then again other gumball machines I had seen (minus veronica) didn't either so I relaxed, I walked up, behind him, my heart felt like the drummer from the Who was having a go on it after drinking a glass of PCP, 'right' I thought, 'here we go'.

''Excuse me'' I said a lot quiter than I had thought I would, he didn't hear.

''Excuse me'' I said a bit louder, even for having no ears he heard that all right, he turned around

''Hello!'' he said rather excitedly when he saw me

For a second or two I was silent, he was looming over me with his head, it was unnerving having a cartoon character over you like that in person, I gathered my wits,

''I was wondering if I could have a job as a grounds keeper'' I was terrified but didn't show it as best as I could, he let out a loud long giggle,

''Oh yes yes more friends! If you can work hard then we shall see Benson immediately'' another giggle

I was so relieved, he turned around and ran a bit, then stopped, he had seen my transport.

''Oh my is that yours'' he said excitedly (my he was excitable)

''Err, yes'' ''oh good show! Jolly good show indeed! We can use it to go see him! I'll show you the way! It's been a while since I saw a four wheeled machine such as this!'' and he jumped into what he thought was the passenger seat, I walked over, climbed onto the footplate so I was level with the open window

''Wrong side mate, British made'' I said, my accent twanging out

''Oh my your from England! Oh how exiting!'' and he shifted over so I could get in.

It started straight up this time, and I wasn't half nervous with him watching me giggling,

''Right over there'' he said pointing over to the left, across a large stretch of grass,

''Is it all right for me to drive on the grass?'' ''Oh yes never fear''

oh well, I thought, and swung the wheel over and drove where he pointed, while on the way he tried to turn on the radio, a crack of electricity, a spark and a ploom of smoke shocked us both though, ''I yea that's knackered'' I said

soon enough we came to a fountain surrounded by bushes in a walkway of some sort, I pulled onto the gravel, as I did so pops rang out, ''there he is'' he pointed over and there was highly strung machine himself watering some flowers and looking at ease, pops waved out the left window while a gave a small honk on the horn, he spun around, I can only imagine his thoughts when this huge blue monster belching smoke came crunching and rattling up in front of him, he jumped and then saw pops smiling and waving, I stopped and he got out and ran to the right where he was.

''Hello Benson!''

''Pops, what's going on here?!'' I shrunk back a little in case he started yelling,

''I just met this fine boy and he wishes to work here isn't it marvellous! Another friend for our family!'' my hopes rose at this.

''I don't know Pops, let me check first'' he looked up at me, it almost seemed impossible for him not to be glaring, ''what's you're name?''

''Adam'' I said nervously

''What makes you want to work here?''

''well, I like working outside, I'm told I'm a hard worker, and I have this truck I can use, plus I kind of had to leave my old place, all I own is in this thing'' I said

He looked at the blue heap,

''I suppose, we do have a spare room in the house, you would have to unload your stuff yourself though because we are busy, so your hired''

I was so exited! It was weird hearing him say the opposite of his catchphrase but I was in!

''thank you so much you wont regret it'' he didn't seem to hear, he and pops were looking at the front in shock, I got out to see why, it wasn't hard to spot, the pupils in the lamps were looking right back at the two, blinking occasionally, they looked at me, so did the pupils,

''Err'' (well what was I meant to say?!)

''You know what, forget it'' said the human volcano (well not so much human) ''lets just show you the house''

They clambered in and we was off, on the way he happened to ask if I was British, I asked how he noticed,

''well your accent and the fact your driving in the right hand seat on the left hand side on the road, I swerved violently to the right, ''oh yea,'' I said nervously laughing slightly,

Eventually the famous house we all new appeared like some giant green behemoth, there was probably lots of rooms in there we never saw! I stopped by the steps, and then it backfired, and died. right as I got out though, it decided to give one last dying jump, as it sometimes does, I miss-stepped and fell flat on my face, I shot back up with as much dignity as I could muster,

''I'm fine!'' I said, Pops laughed while Benson looked like he was trying not to, great first impression Adam, wonderful, you twonk.

I followed the two up the stairs, I saw there was dirt on my hands, so I wiped it off, then I stopped and felt my hands, I had half been expecting them to be cold metal, instead I felt warm soft hands, that were smooth, my old hands were cracked and rough, and I mean 'cracked, if you got a cut and water got in it and stayed, and it often did, then it opened and hardened, I was actually relieved at that, I was snapped out of this reverie when Benson opened the door and began screaming.

''I TOLD YOU SLACKERS TO GET TO WORK NOW!''

''Woa what are you doing here Benson?'' said a voice I knew very 'VERY' well,

''Me and pops are showing a new employee around''

''Woa you hired someone else'' said a voice that was higher pitched than the last

''Yes I did! NOW GET TO WORK OR YOUR FIRED!''

I heard there feet run off towards the back and a door slam, on the way to my room they showed me, the kitchen, the computer, his office and mordecai and Rigby's room, then mine, it was roomy and there was a fairly large window on the wall,

''We have to get back to work, have fun unpacking, your work starts tomorrow'' and he was off,

'Tata! See you soon!'' said Pops and he followed suit,

have fun unpacking he said, yea, it was going to be a blast dragging a cupboard, a set of draws and bedside cabinet up the bloody stairs outside, then up more stairs, all by myself.

Fantastic.

i think we all know just who Benny was yelling at, if you dont you dont watch the show so what the hell are you doing here, oh well, REVIEW LIKE MAD, please