Authors Notes: This chapter was written by SunnyWinterClouds. We would both appreciate any feedback (my last story only got 1 review.) :)

31. Don't let Walter feed Gene cacao beans.
She gets sick and there's no chocolate milk.

32. Do not bring up the topic of Fauxlivia,
unless you would like to hear the word 'vagenda' again.

33. Do not put the sugar cubes in your coffee.
There's a 50-50 chance that they're LSD.

34. He will never get the strawberry smoothie recipe exactly right.
Accept it and move on.

35. If he bakes and experiments at the same time, do not let him mix up the spoons.
The results could be disastrous.

36. When he reminisces about his past, let him go on.
It makes him feel better.

37. Don't make any remark that is even remotely or possibly sexual.
It won't be pretty.

38. Try not to let him eat while examining a corps.
No explanation necessary.

39. Always get him his damn seismographs.
And don't make him say please.

40. Don't always take him seriously when he suspects that the Fringe event is a vortex caused by his inter dimensional travel twenty five years ago.
It's usually not.