"Wait. But if your my Kakar then how come she called you her 'husband'?" Vegeta asked with anger laced in his voice.
Goku pulled his hand behind his head and scratched the scar from falling off the cliff, that one time.
"Well, you see...I was sent to destroy this planet very young. Actually I think it was the day of Planet Vegeta's destruction. Anyway, someone found me after my space pod hit Earth and he kept me and I hit my head right here. And I lost my memory of who I was or suppose to be." Goku said pointing to his scar on the back of his head.
"Then I met Chichi, promised to marry her, thought marriage was a food, married her anyway, had a son named Gohan, fought my sayian brother named Raditz, die came back to life, then fought other sayians, saved the planet, the fought this freezer guy, saved that planet barely, came back to Earth, met up with Future Trunks, fought Cell, allowed Gohan to fight Cell, then died for seven years, came back, met my other son named Goten, fought a bubblegum looking guy, saved the planet, lived in happiness, then was wished back to a kid, found the black star dragon balls, world blew up, that Silver Baby guy happened and the rest is irrelevant." Goku said in one breathe.
"But I thought GT was non canon?" Vegeta asked.
"Huh?" Pan said.
"Nothing." Vegeta answered.
Vegeta sighed. Then he had a very important question.
"If you thought marriage was a food, what possessed you to marry her?"
Goku's eyes went wide. He had never really thought about that. Why did he marry Chichi? It wasn't because she was pretty because Launch looked better than her. It wasn't because he felt bad, hell, the girl was filthy rich. And he didn't really like her like that perse. So why did her marry Chichi.
Goku stayed quiet for a while. Very confused and conflicted on away how to answer this question correctly. Was there even a correct answer to this?
"Dad?" Goten asked looking confused.
Goku turned his attention away from the floor where it had been. Gohan, Goku knew, would be just find with any type of answer. As long as he answered. But he wasn't so sure about Goten. Goten loved his mother this he knew but he and Goten never really was close. Finally making up his mind turned to answer.
"Because, Vegeta. I may or may not have liked Chichi as a child. She was just so adventurous and wild and I, once again, may or may not have liked it. And plus I promised so once I figured out what a marriage was I accepted it. Because I, second time now, may or may not have liked her. Like a lot." Goku said getting nudged slightly by his wife while he and she, both were blushing like mad.
He had made the right decision. But looking around to everybody's facial expression he wasn't quite so sure any more.
Even Goten had a look of sorrow in his eyes. And he had made the decision for him.