A/N: Thanks for all the reviews and alerts peoples! Once again, underlined words are being sung.
YEARS LATER:
Knock knock knock!
"Princess Anna!" a servant banged on the bedroom door.
"Uh….." Anna sat up in bed. Her hair stuck this way and that. "What do you want?" She asked grumpily.
"Oh, sorry to bother you ma'am." He said. "But, it's almost time for your sister's coronation."
"Yeah, okay. I'm going back to bed." She pulled the covers back over her head.
"But this is the moment you have been waiting for all your life!" The guard protested.
"What about it?" But her head was shoved in the pillow is sounded like: "Wmphwa umfou uh?"
"There will be chocolate!"
Anna slowly sat up, her eyes bugging out of her head. "Choooooccoooooolllaaaatee?" She bolted out of her bed and was ready before the sheets hit the ground. Running through the halls, down the stairs, and bouncing on furniture, Anna began to sing:
"The cocoa beans are coming in
Let the feasting soon begin!
Who knew there were so many types of chocolate?
There's milk and white and extra dark
Carmel and peanuts! Where should I start?
How on earth am I supposed to wait?!
They'll be actually real live chefs
It'll be totally great
I never had chocolate that I hate
There will be endless amounts of chocolate
Chocolate pudding, chocolate bisque
I might get diabetes,
But I think it's worth a risk!
There may be millions of calories
Not to mention carbohydrates
But with so many types of chocolate
How am I supposed to wait?"
While she was singing Anna skipped and jumped happily through the castle grounds. She stopped to pet what she thought was a cat, but it turned out to be a skunk.
"EW! Now I need to take a bath!" She gasped. "What if I could take a chocolate bath?"
"Tonight imagine me smell and all
Running up and down the hall
As people hold their noses and say EWWW!
I will ignore them as I go
To the tub where melted chocolate flows
And bathe while I feast on chocolate stew
Then I'll dance the rest of the evening
It will be absolutely crazy
No chocolate will be safe around me
There will be endless amounts of chocolate
Chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake
And I might become obese
but it's a chance I'm willing to take
It's absolutely maddening
That ball doesn't start till eight
And with a million types of chocolate
How am I supposed to wait?"
Meanwhile, Elsa paced nervously in her room, rubbing her sponges together.
"Don't let them in
Don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal.
Don't feel.
Don't let it flow.
Make one false move and everyone will know.
But it's only for to-"
"IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY!" Anna interrupted from the garden.
"Ug!" Elsa groaned. "She's always trying to out-sing me. But not this time." Elsa threw open the window and sang at the top of her lungs. "IT'S AGONY TO WAIT!"
Anna turned around and screamed back: "IT'S AGONY TO WAIT!"
Elsa threw open the door and yelled at her servants. "TELL THE GUARDS TO OPEN UP-"
"THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES!" Anna stole her line.
"DARN IT ANNA!" Elsa stamped her foot. "YOU'RE ALWAYS STEALING MY LINES!"
Anna continued to ignore her and ran into the kingdom still singing. "THERE WILL BE A MILLION TYPES OF CHOCOLATE-"
"DON'T LET THEM IN DON'T LET THEM SEE-"
The sister tried to sing over each other.
"I'M GETTING WHAT I'M DREAMING OF-"
"BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE-"
"A CHANCE TO LIVE IN A CHOCOLATE WORLD-"
"HIDE. HIDE DO NOT FEEL-"
"CHOCOLATE IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE-"
"DON'T SEE. DON'T FEEL. DON'T LET IT FLOW-"
"THE CHOCOLATE WILL BE GONE TOMORROW, SO I MUST EAT IT ALL TODAAAAAAAAY!"
Elsa gave up.
"CAUSE THERE WILL BE A MILLION TYPE OF CHOCOLATE! A MILLION TYPES OF CHOCOLATE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT-" Then she ran into a horse and fell into an old fishing boat.
"OMIGOSH! Are you okay?" The man riding the horse asked as he slid off the saddle."
Anna groaned. "Yeah, I'm fine-"
"That stinky girl just ran right into you, didn't she?" The dude puckered his lips and talked in a baby voice while stroking his horse. He turned to Anna and said. "You should really watch where you're going."
Anna huffed. "Well excuse me, but it's hard to be in a singing battle and watch where you're going at the same time."
He stared at her and continued to stroke his horse. "Singing battle?" He questioned.
"Yes." Anna said brushing a fish off her shoulder. "The future queen of Arrendelle
doesn't give up so easily."
He gasped and paused mid-stroke. "The queeeeeeeeeeeen?" His eyes the size of a base-ball. "Does that mean you're her-"
"Siiiiiissssteeeer." She mocked, brushing a fish off her skirt.
His eyes turned to the size of bowling balls. He turned to consult with his horse as Anna brushed another fish off her skirt.
"Well Mr. Rainbow Sparkle Sugar Fancy Pants," He said in a low menacing tone. "It seems our window of opportunity has finally arrived. Now all we have to do is make this blundering idiotic fool of a princes fall in love with me, arrange an 'unfortunate accident' for the queen and then I will take Arrendale as my own!" Hethrew his head back and barked an evil laugh. "MWAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhahahaha…" It trailed off when he realized Anna was staring at him with a disturbed look on her face.
"What?" She said.
The stranger became fluster. "Well I didn't, uh... well, I sort of meant, uh... er, uhhhhhhhh…"
"You named your horse Sparkle Fancy Sugar Pants?"
The horse snorted.
He face-palmed. "Get it right. It's Mr. Rainbow Sparkle Sugar Fancy Pants."
It took a moment for Anna to remember correctly. "Uh, Rainbow… Sparkle….. Sugar….. Fancy Pants?"
He straitened his tie and held up his hand. "Uh-uh. Mister Rainbow Sparkle Sugar Fancy Pants."
"Mr. Rainbow Sparkle Sugar Fancy Pants." Anna echoed. "What's your name?"
He stuck of a fancy pose. "Hans. Hans, of the Chocolate Isles." He said dramatically.
Anna leaned forward, almost making the boat tip forward. "Did you say... Choooooocolaaaaate Isleesss?!"
A/N: EVERYWHERE. I told you Anna was obsessed :P