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Puck's new bar was packed in its official opening night, but fortunately, with a belly of five months, Rachel had preference to use the restroom, because everyone knows pregnant women's bladder become full faster. While she was adjusting her clothes, to leave the single cabin, she was listening to the ebb and flow of women who would beat their thin heels against the floor, but what caught her attention was a conversation that started between two girls suddenly.

"He is an idiot!" One of them spoke. "He always sleep watching games on TV and leaves me high and dry... and when he doesn't sleep, it is always a quickie and that's it."

"Molly said I used to do this to her. She said I paid no attention to her needs and that it was the reason for what she betrayed me. She could not just pretend anymore... she needed to actually HAVE an orgasm."

"Finn was so carefull, San... Paul is not even that!" She sighed. "To tell the truth, Finn was better at everything. I didn't pretend so many times, in fact... I told you that in the heat of the moment... because we were having sex."

"Finn is truly a cutie, Quinn. And, in my case, I just pretended because I never liked men, really. I used to pretend with him, as much as I pretended with every guy!"

After some more time, Rachel decided to leave where she was and go wash her hands, very close to the two girls, who were redoing their make up while lamenting themselves. She made a point to look direct to them with a knowing look, showing that she had heard everything.

"Oh my God, what a shame!" It was Quinn who said, embarrassed. "You must be thinking that me and my friend are two unfortunate person." She chuckled, addressing Rachel.

"I'm sure about that!" The two unknown girls looked at each other in disbelief with what she said. Normally, a person would answer something nice like 'it's okay' or 'it happens to everyone', but she did not hesitate to confirm that she thought they were unhappy. "Your lives are like SUPER bad Mexican soap operas, you know? Of extreme poor taste? But it is okay, anyway! Not everyone deserves a story like mine, that looks like a totally cute romantic comedy!" Rachel continued.

"What the fuck! Shut up, you dwarf! Who do you think you are to..." Santana manifested herself finally.

"Shut up you, Santana Lopez!" Rachel pointed her finger at the latin woman, surprising her with the attitude and also because she knew her name. "Do you know who is the father of this baby I'm expecting? Of course not, but I will clarify it to you. I'll have Finn's child." The other two looked at each other again. "Yes, the same Finn about whom you were talking a few minutes ago. Small world, right? Oooops! Not exactly... you're at a bar that belongs to his best friend."

"We were invited!" Quinn crossed her arms defiantly.

"I'm sure you were, cause Noah is driven by sexual interests... and he probably invited all hotties he knows. However that's not what matters now... but the fact that you two are pathetic! I've already thought what you made to Finn nonsense, when I though you were only saying the truth to one another, because there was some incompatibility between you girls and him... or whatever. Yet now I know that was not true... I feel pity for you! You don't recognize people's quality and you'll end up alone, while the one guy that you humbled, that you made feel like he was shit... he's forming a beautiful family, with a girl who feels the luckiest one in the world, every day, beside him." Rachel dried her hands and left the restroom, leaving them jawed-down and unresponsive.

She ignored Finn's ex girlfriends for a long time and apparently they did the same. But it did not take much for her, once again, to get up and make her way to the restroom, while, in another table of the bar, someone was watching all her steps, and then standing up.

"Are you going to the toilet again, Quinn?" Santana asked, curious.

"Oh, no, honey babe. I'll have a quick chat with my ex." She smiled wryly.

"Q, don't! He's with his girlfriend... and she already said a lot of stuff for us today."

"She humbled us and I will not let it go, San!" Assured the blonde. "She went to the restroom again and I'll harness to go there now, cause I'm dying to see that little world with pink clouds of cotton candy where she thinks she lives, liquify completely when she comes back to see Mr. Perfect drooling over me, as he always does." She adjusted her breasts inside her dress and fixed her posture. "Just observe, ok?"

Finn was chatting with friends and laughing at a joke, when he felt a hand on his shoulder, and turned, holding it by thinking it belonged to Rachel. As soon as he saw Quinn, however, he left the girl's hand and looked at her with an expression of surprise and questioning.

"Hello, Finn. How're you doing?" She asked seductively, now squeezing his shoulder.

"Everything's great, actually." He replied, friendly, but taking away her hand from where it was.

"You look really good... maybe stronger?" She did not give up and even occupied the vacant chair of Rachel.

"Quinn, what do you want, huh?" He questioned, making it clear that he would not play her game.

"Wow, Finn! No need to be rude! I just... miss you." She tried to make use of her charm, which usually worked because most men believe anything when it's said in an angelic voice.

"Really?" He laughed mockingly. "And why would you miss someone so useless like me, huh?"

"Finn, it was all a misunderstanding. Actually I didn't think that about you." She continued, coyly.

"What a pity, then, right?" He joked. "Although... you don't need to understand why, but, in fact, I have to thank you. I would not be so happy now, if all that had not happened."

"You'll be a father, wont you?" He was not surprised because it was natural that she had seen Rachel with him throughout the night, as well as the belly of the pregnant woman, who had stood up from her seat more than once.

"Yeah, I will be a father." He confirmed, proud. "And I also got married." He completed, showing his wedding band. He smiled widely at Quinn, when telling her the news, which made Rachel, who had left the toilet at the time and saw it, but could not hear them, feel her legs paralyze.

"Oh, Finn, I'm so sorry." The girl said, stroking his hand that was on the table, and making Mrs. Hudson felt as if her heart had failed for a few seconds. However, relief came soon after, when Finn, after looking from Quinn's hand to her face, and from face to hand again, freed his hand with disdain.

"And for what you're sorry?" He asked, confused.

"Because you had to get married in a hurry... due to an unplanned pregnancy."

"Is that what you think happened?" He laughed.

"Sure, Finn." The girl spoke, as if it were obvious. "We broke up about a year and a half ago only, so you and her..."

"We've been together just over a year, yeah!" He interrupted. "But who cares about that, when it's sure you found the right person, after all?" He asked rhetorically. "I love Rach in a way that I never knew someone could love. Aside from the sex that is... wow!" He completed, feigning breathless and making it clear that words could not describe something SO good.

"Everyone think they have found true love when they are in love, Finn. Especially if sex..." Quinn tried to belittle his and Rachel's happiness, but Finn finally saw that his wife had left the restroom, so he was not paying any attention to what she was saying. He motioned for his wife to return to the table, and hugged her by the waist when she got close enough.

"Is everything okay, babe?" He asked and she nodded. "I was just about to tell Quinn we'll have a little princess. Q, can you return my wife's seat, please?" He asked, feigning sympathy, and the girl stood up awkwardly. "Is she moving a lot, Rach?" He continued chatting with his brunette and the blonde girl had no other course of action but to sneak to her own table, even more humiliated than before.

She did not stay long at the bar, because it was hard to ignore the laughters of the happy couple, that, in her head, were always making fun of her, from that moment on.

It really must be very boring and annoying when he who laughs last, laughs at our expense and, of course, laughs best!


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