Disclaimer Like, my guys Deanie, Romie and Sethie are like not really mine (though they should be, 'cause I just love me some Shield!) So, don't sue me! Okay? And in this story, Shield never broke up 'cause that gave me a big sad and so I'm IGNORING THAT BREAK UP AND YOU SHOULD TOO WHEN YOU READ THIS! I changed some others stuff too, but I'm saving that for a SURPISE 'cause everyone loves a SURPRISE!

Sparkleshine Sue Sugar is mine thou, so don't steal her! Even thou you'll want to, 'cause she's so AWESOME! LOLLOLLOL! AND THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO SAID NICE THINGS TO ME! You're all the BESTEST, but ESPECIALLY CUTIEPIE! This chapter is for you! LOLROFL!

And I'm trying not to write in caps as much, okay? So give me a BRAKE!

The Road To Her Hart

Chapter Four - Sparkleshine helps SETH AND her Bestiebest!

So the show ended and everyone was happy, especially Shield because they now had the hottest babe evah in their group. They didn't realize it, but deep down they had always suspected there was something horribly wrong, but they hadn't known how to fix it. There had even been rumors that Shield was going to break up because Seth would betray them. But now no one would dream of breaking them up, because Sparkleshine had joined them and breaking them up would be really stupid.

So, everyone had lots of happiness and joy and stuff. And THE THREE BOIS FROM SHIELD and their new, breathtakingly beautiful female member of their formerly three member and all male team were grinning. And people just stared at them as they walked by, because you could just tell they were all meant to be together as a team. There were some fans backstage who of course all wanted to hang out with The new and improved SHIELD, which was a little annoying, because Sparkleshine really wanted to change her outfit, cause she'd sweat in the old one. But, when you're the biggest SUPERSTARS on the wholerooster you have to put up with this stuff. So they signed autographs and were really nice to some sick kids, because Sparkleshine had a lot of compassion for sick kids. She had a sick third cousin once, who was so sick she died, which really bummed Sparkleshine out for a long time, which had helped to add to her terrible tragic past and all.

But, when everything ended and the sick kids were gone as well as the other fans (who were all thrilled and happy and stuff that Sparkleshine had joined The Shield and said so all night, several times, even) Sparkleshine went to change so they could go to Waffle House because Sparkleshine loved their peanut butter waffles so much she didn't even use syrup on them, she just ate them plain, with just a little bit of that butter spread fake stuff on it.

She came out of her own private dressing/locker room (cause Vince and Triple H and even Stephanie were worried that the jealous divas would try to attack her and while Sparkleshine could have taken them out like *Snaps fingers* it still would be annoying and she might accidentally kill one of those other Diva's) wearing a really cute outfit. She had these really distressed jeans she got at GoJane. But she had added sparkly rhinestones and stuff so they were so much prettier than when she bought them. She had on awesome pretty boots too, they came up to mid calf and were black and had stiletto heels, that were at least 12 inches tall, which is almost a foot! But she walked on them like a dream, because had fantastic balance. Her top was less conservative. It was this really bright, neon pink that would look terrible on most people with alabaster skin, but she pulled it off. It was really tight too, which made her natural double D breasts look even bigger, if that was possible. It was just a plane T-Shirt she got from Pink Ice (I love Pink Ice!) but she had decorated it with all these really pretty purplish colored rhinestones in a design that almost looked like a tribal tattoo, but was a whole lot prettier because it glittered in the light. She had redone her nails with hot pink and glitter purple nail polish so it set off her outfit just perfectly. She wore a denim jacket that she bought on this trendy shop in the city, and it just so happened to be the exact color as her distressed jeans, and she even decorated it with the same glittery stuff as she'd done the jeans, so it looked like a perfectly coordinated outfit that cost tons more money than it had. Over her shoulder was just the cutest Rebecca Minkoff Crossbody Mini Mac handbag in this pale pink color. She hadn't had the chance to decorate it with sparkles yet, but she would soon. But, it was pretty enough for now.

"Wow, you look pretty!" Roman said, unable to take his eyes off of her cause she just looked so pretty.

"We must be the luckiest guys in the whole WWE universe!" Seth said, pumping his fists in a triumphant manner, even though he hadn't really done anything, it was Sparkleshine that had changed into the really nice cloths. "We are going to the Waffle House with the hottest babe in the world!"

"Yeah!" Dean was in a very happy, agreeable mood, so he agreed with his brothers. He also walked a little bit behind them as they headed for the door. He claimed it was because all three of them couldn't walk down the hall side by each, but it was really so he could look at Sparkleshine's butt, which looked really hot in those jeans. 'Boy, those jeans make her ass look hawt!' he thought. And Sparkleshine at that moment, decided to look over her shoulder and smile at him. It was probably just a coincident, but you never know, maybe Sparkleshine had MENTAL POWERS and could read his mind.

They got to the rental car and there was a big fight over who would drive because of course Sparkleshine would get to ride shot gun and so whoever drove would get to sit closest to her. Sparkleshine got in the car and while they argued, she put on fresh lipstick. A light purple lipstick because it was night time. She checked her raven locks and realized that of course they still looked perfect. Then she got really bored 'cause they were still arguing. Finally she rolled down the window. "Roman, you can drive us to the Waffle House, then Seth can drive us from the Waffle House to the hotel. Is that fair?"

"What about ME?" Dean cried out, distressed. He was totally upset that he wouldn't get to show her he had mad driving skilz.

"I don't know if you're COOL enough to drive," Sparkleshine remarked, not wanting to be mean, but knowing that sometimes the truth needed to be told. But she decided to soften the blow. "But, if you want, you can put your hand on my shoulder once in awhile."

"That sounds fair!" Dean exclaimed enthusiastically.

So, they got into the rental car, a big, luxurious SUV with all the bells and whistles and these really comfortable heated leather seats. As Roman drove to the closest Waffle House, Sparkleshine found a good radio station. They happened to be playing her favorite Katy Perry song (her music is the best!) and they all sang along until they got to the Waffle House. Dean was cool and didn't get her hair all mussy, even though he kept his hand on her shoulder Way. Too. Much. But, she didn't mind because Dean was a hottie and if she hadn't had such a horrible tragic past, she might have dated him. Or Roman, she wasn't sure. Probably not Seth though, because even though in this reality he would never betray Shield, there was something Sparkleshine just sensed about him. She was very intuitive like that. She has empathy and stuff so she can tell what people are thinking and how their feelings work. But still, Sethie was hot enough that maybe she could fix him up with one of her ZILLION friends.

'Hm, she thought, thinking as she got out of the car, deep in thought. 'Maybe I can fix him up with one of my besties? One of them that doesn't have my curse of empathy and shit.' She felt in her handbag, her long, graceful perfectly manicured hand touching on her Iphone Princess Plus, a gift she got from a rich model dude she dated for a couple weeks until she realized her HORRIBLE TRAGIC PAST was messing it up. But he had bought her the phone after the second date (No! She did not sleep with him! God, I wouldn't make Sparkleshine a ho!) and even though she tried to give it back, he wouldn't hear of it. She liked it cause it was all covered with real diamonds. It was the 9th most expensive phone in the world. "Keep the phone my Sparkling Angle," he told her when she told him it just wasn't going to work. "And perhaps some time you will make a phone call and think of me and the love I feel for you in my heart of harts."

"Cool, I will," she had said, being very polite. In truth, she didn't think about him that much. So it was good she was now, because it meant she was keeping her promise.

So, they went into Waffle House and everyone looked up from their hash browns and went, "Wow! It's Sparkleshine!" cause they all saw her on TV, early. Well, at least all the cool people who watched wrestling. Screw the ones who didn't, they weren't worth it.

"Yeah, but we need to eat waffles, cause we're really hungry," Sparkleshine said, before people could get all close and touchy-feely. She understood that you had to make the fans happy, but for god's sake, this was WAFFLE TIME. And she could almost taste that delicious peanut butter waffle.

They sat down at a booth (there are no tables at Waffle House. Isn't that weird? There are booths and counter space but no tables) and there was a huge fight over who would get to sit next to her. Sparkleshine settled it by letting Dean. It was only fair since Dean wasn't allowed to drive. But this meant their thighs got to touch and that was getting her kind of hot and bothered. He had nice, rock hard thighs. She did too, but she was used to her own thighs and they didn't get her hot and bothered.

Roman and Seth were a little bit bummed out because sitting next to her while driving was okay, but sitting next to her in a smaller booth was much cooler. But, they didn't want to piss her off, so they decided to suck it up. And this way they could LOOK at her FACE and ADMIRE her BEAUTY which was really good for them.

She ordered the All Star Breakfast and had them upgrade the Waffle to the peanut butter one. And on top of that she ordered an extra peanut butter waffle. "I hope you don't mind," she said, taking a sip of her Coke with a shot of cherry and a shot of vanilla syrup in it. (hey, those syrup shots are free, so I always get two or three!) "I know I eat a lot, but I have this major active metabolism and plus I work out all the time so like I just never gain weight."

"You're lucky," Roman said. And Dean and Seth agreed with him.

While they ate, she pulled out her Iphone Princess Plus and sent a text off to her bestie:

Wot RU doin?

Her Bestie sent back:

Nuttin'

She texted:

cum 2 d Waffle hows on mAn st.

Bestie typed back:

Y?

Sparkleshine rolled her eyes, but Bestie couldn't see that. But she texted her back:

U wiL C, jst come!

Bestie texted back:

wot shud I wear?

Sparkleshine rolled her eyes yet again, because as much as she loved her bestiebest, she was a little annoyed that she was always having to think for her.

Wear somTIN supa sexy, bt not slutty.

Bestie texts back:

k. c U s%n xoxoxoxoxo

Sparkleshine put her phone back in her purse. "Is everything okay?" Roman asked because he's all caring and shit.

"Everything is fine," Sparkleshine said. "You will see."

A few minutes later, one of those cute little Fiats pulled up. This one had custom neon green paint and hot pink rims. Some rockin' Maroon 5 song is blaring out of the loudspeakers. Everyone in the Waffle House looks out of those big front windows they have. They think the car is trig! Even Dean nods. "That car is pretty trig!"

"Wow" Seth says, craning his neck to see the car. "That's the type of car a real hottie would drive."

Sparkleshine smiled, but to herself, because she KNOWS what this is all about. But they don't know yet, and since she only smiled to HERSELF, they can't figure it out by LOOKING at her.

A girl with a hot bod got out of the car. But it's dark, so you couldn't see her well. But then the door to the Waffle House opened and she walked in the place. She was tall and pretty. Not as pretty as Sparkleshine, but ALMOST close. Sparkleshine got up and ran over. They hugged and said a lot of nice things to each other and complimented each others clothes. The new girl loved Sparkleshine's handbag and showed Sparkleshine that she had picked up a Kate Spade bag earlier that day.

Finally Sparkleshine brought the girl over to the table. "Dean, you move in." Sparkleshine suggested, running over and grabbing on of those chairs they have by the door for people to wait. Yeah, no tables, but they do have chairs. Weird, right? She brought it over to the booth. "Roman, you sit on this."

"Why?" Roman asked. Even though this other chick was a major hottie too, he only had eyes for Sparkleshine. Which made sense, because Sparkleshine is SO hawt!

"This way then it's like I'll be between you and Dean," Sparkleshine said, wishing he'd catch on to what was happening. "And then my bestie, can sit next to Seth." Sparkleshine leaned over and whispered into Roman's ear, "My bestie who is almostclose to as hot as I am, who might be WILLING to go out with Seth?"

"OH!" Roman nodded, catching on, because he realized that this could be Seth's ONE CHANCE and being happy and shit. "Yeah, I'll sit on the chair."

"Who is your friend who's almost close to as hot as you?" Dean asked.

"She might be as hot as Sparkleshine," Seth said.

Normally, that would have pissed Sparkleshine off, because it was such a lie, but in this case she was glad. "This is my bestiebest,bff!" Sparkleshine exclaimed, giving her another huge hug.

"Hi!" Bestiebestbff said, giving Sparkleshine a hug back and then sitting down next to Seth. She already liked him for thinking she might be as hot as Sparkleshine. It wasn't true and deep in her heart of hearts she knew it, but it showed Seth was interested enough in her to be willing to lie a bit. Which guys should do. No guy should ever admit that anyone else is hotter than their girlfriend. And they should never say her ass looks fat in those skinny jeans. That's just evil and cruel. "I'm CutiePie!"

"Like all one word?" Seth asked. "Or is your first name Cutie and your last name Pie?

"All one word," CutiePie said, moving a little closer to Seth. She didn't have to, because like both of them were not fat so they had plenty of room in the booth, but CutiePie thought Seth was really cute and she wanted to get closer. He felt the same way because he did not move further away from her, if anything he slid a little closer.

So, she ordered breakfast too. But she got egg whites and plain toast and diet coke. (Totally not her fault that she has to be careful of what she eats, not everyone can have a metabolism like Sparkleshine.)

"I saw you on Raw tonight," CutiePie said. "I was so scared when you faced Lesnar!"

"So was I!" Sparkleshine agreed. "But deep down I had faith in myself."

They talked while CutiePie ate. Then they had to go and get some sleep. Seth gave CutiePie tickets for the Smackdown Taping tomorrow, which would be the first appearance of Sparkleshine IN The Shield. So it would be historic. "Please tell me you'll come," Seth asked all puppy dog eyes and stuff. Next to Sparkleshine Dean growled a bit and Sparkleshine started thinking that medication idea was sounding better and better.

"Of course I will come," CutiePie told him. "You are cute and Sparkleshine loves you like a brother. That's enough for me!"

"I love her too like a favorite sister," Seth said. "Even though I haven't known her for twelve hours, it's like I've been waiting all my life to meet her."

"Let me guess, you want to do her?" CutiePie asks, a little miffed because this is always happening to her. If Sparkleshine wasn't the most awesome bff in the world, she'd be tempted to stop answering her texts and stuff.

"I thought I did," Seth said, deciding to be all honest and stuff. "I need to be honest with you. She's hotter than hawt, you know that, right? There is no scale of hotness on which to judge her, right?"

"Yeah." CutiePie looked discouraged and had a lot of sad on her face, like a flower that grows under a bush and can't get enough sun or rain.

"But," Seth said. "She is almost too much. I know if I were to date her, every time I turned my back guys would be hitting on her. And I'm kinda insecure and that would really get to me after awhile. So, while she is the most beautiful girl the world has ever known, you are more in my league. You're like the SECOND hottest girl in the world."

CutiePie thought about this. Part of her wanted to be mad and shit, but she realized Seth was right. And he wasn't saying she was ugly or nothing. She really was very pretty and had a really, really hot body. She just wasn't in the same league as Sparkleshine, but sometimes that's just the way it was. "Okay," CutiePie said. "As long as you don't think I'm ugg or dog bait or have a butterface, or nothing."

"Never," Seth said. And he kissed her. No tongue or nothing, but very sweet, on the lips. CutiePie's lips tasted like cherry flavored lipstick. Seth knew from that day forward whenever he tasted cherries, or saw the color red or even saw lips, he would remember that sweet, perfect, romantic little kiss. Yeah, da boi be HOOKED!

The new Three Guy One Woman Shield went back to their hotel to sleep. CutiePie went to her fab apartment that she could afford because she was a high class model for the real classy places like Bloomies and JC Penny's and she made a THOUSAND dollars an hour. She felt lonely without Seth, but she knew she would see him tomorrow so she didn't have to cry herself to sleep.

At the hotel, Roman had a terrible time sleeping and so did Dean. They were both lying in bed thinking about Sparkleshine. And they couldn't stop! Both men wanted her so BADLY, but her HORRIBLE TRAGIC PAST seemed to be getting in the way of the Road to Her Hart. They sniffed loudly a lot but when one would ask the other if he was CRYING like a little bitch, the other would always DENY it. They would say stuff like, "It's just ALLERGIES." or, "I can't sniffle? Has it become a crime to sniffle? Are you like, the SNIFFLE POLICE or something?"

A few rooms away in the luxury suite the WWE was paying for, Sparkleshine was having trouble sleeping too. She thought she would be happy now. She had beaten Brock Lesnar, she was the only female and forth member of the previously all male three member team of the Shield. All her dreams were coming true.

Except one, maybe the BIGGEST one EVAH

'No!' She told herself, talking very loud and excited in her head. 'You cannot fall in love with Dean or Roman! It isn't fair to them to burden them with your horrible tragic past!' It wasn't fair. None of her horrible tragic past was her fault, but still, she's always the one who has to pay the price. That and the hot guys who fell for her. She felt sorry for the hotties that always fall for her, because they'll NEVER know the truth, that she really does want them, at least to like take her out and buy her nice prezzies and an expensive meal once in awhile. The ugly ones she doesn't feel so bad for, because they really should know she's out of their league anyway, even if she didn't have a HORRIBLE TRAGIC PAST, so, screw the ugly dudes. But the hotties had a right to think they had a chance and sometimes she tried, like with the rich model dude who gave her the Iphone Princess that she loved. But she couldn't even PRETEND with Roman and/or Dean. They had to work together. If she even tried to date one of them and her HORRIBLE TRAGIC PAST came up and stopped it, it would ruin their life. It would ruin the Shield! And none of these guys would ever find work in Wrestling again, because everyone would remember them as the guys that once worked with Sparkshine.

She hugged her pillow and cried. Outside it began to rain, because when you're that beautiful, and you cry? The world has no CHOICE but to cry with you.

End of Chapter Four.

Next will be, CHAPTER FIVE!

Author's notes: Didn't that last line just give you shivers and stuffs? It did for me. God, sometimes I write the most POETIC stuff! Who knows, maybe every time it rains, it IS because somewhere in the world, a really HOT girl is crying? It would make SENSE wouldn't it? I hope you liked this, Cutiepie! Sorry I didn't make you AS hot as Sparkleshine, but I thought that would make the story UNREALISTIC having TWO such equally HOT girls in it. And besides SETHIE thinks UR SUPER HAWT!

I'm not getting enough GOOD REVIEWS so I'm not posting ANOTHER CHAPTER until I get ELEVENTY BAZILLION REVIEWS and NO BAD ONES. I think it's the LEAST people can do for me. So, if you want to see more, I need ELEVENTY BAZILLION REVIEWS!

Real Author's notes: No, I'm not going to wait for eleventy bazillion reviews. Eleven million will do just fine :D. Okay, seriously? I love the reviews for this story so keep them coming. I'll do my best to update whenever I can tap into my irritable, annoying, overly dramatic teenage girl.