"Do you have any feelings for him, Sam?"
"I, uh-" Sam started, until she was interrupted by a familiar song.
L-O-L I text your celly. Gotta spell out go to he—Sam's phone rang. She used this opportunity to avoid the question and grabbed her phone answering it quickly. She didn't bother looking at caller ID.
"Hello?" She answered, avoiding her sister's gaze.
"Can I speak to Melanie please?" The familiar nubby voice asked.
"No she died," she replied then quickly hung up the phone.
Melanie gave her a questioning look, where Sam just shrugged. A few seconds later Sam's phone rang again. She sighed and answered the phone once more.
"Hello?"
"Melanie died?"
~Freddie's Place~
"Melanie died?" He sounded frantic. He looked at his phone and realized he dialed Sam's number by mistake. I must have been stopped at her number while I thought about my feelings for her or something, he thought, shaking his head.
"No, hold on." Freddie can hear some rustling, probably from a bag of chips or something, then finally Melanie picked up.
"Hey Freddie."
"Hey Melanie. Sorry, I thought I dialed you guys' house phone."
"It's okay. Listen, can you call back later? Sam and I are actually in the middle of something." He could hear Sam in the background ("NO WE AREN'T! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME FREDWAD, DON'T BELIEVE HER SHE'S A LIAR!"). He couldn't help but chuckle.
"Oh, okay then. I actually need to talk to you though so when you guys are done, can you call me or something? It's kind of important."
"Yeah, sure. Talk to you later then. Sam says bye."
"Later." He hung up the phone and started thinking of a way to break the news to the Puckett twins.
~Sam's Place~
"Can you just please answer my question, Sam?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, Mel."
"Look, if you do, it's okay. Stop trying to protect your pride and just admit it."
"Alright, you wanna know what I think of your relationship with the dork?" Melanie nodded, "I think that the viewers were right. If you were to get married, or some chizz, I would refer to you guys' relationship as a 'Felanie' because I think that that breaks all the laws that I have grown accustomed to. I mean, honestly, I thought Freddie and I's relationship would one day escalate to something more. Sure, we haven't admitted anything but I thought the boy and I had mutual feelings."
"Sam..."
"No, I'm not saying I'm in love with him or anything but I do feel like we have something special. But I was obviously wrong about that. I guess Freddie hasn't changed and would still prefer girls like you and Carly over me." Sam concluded sadly. Her face wasn't glistening with tears and she wasn't sobbing or bawling like someone had torn her heart out, though she had to admit that it sure felt that way. She refused to act like that though.
"Listen, Sam, I think that you're wrong," Melanie consoled, "Look, I felt out of place with him. It was like he was trying to get me to react the same way you would. On our 'second' first date, he actually 'joked' about what I'd do if he took the ham from my plate."
"So?"
Melanie sighed, "Okay, nevermind. I'll just continue this talk later, alright? I have to go talk to Freddie."
"No promises," Sam mumbled, "I'm heading back to Carly's."
She grabbed her jacket and phone and walked towards the door. "Oh, and don't tell your dork of a boyfriend anything I said."
Melanie just sighed and called Freddie.
"Hey."
"Hey, let's meet up somewhere?"
"Ah. Okay. I'll meet you at BF Wangs."
~BF Wangs~
They sat across from each other not saying a thing. Freddie decided he should start.
"Melanie, I have a confession to make."
"Yeah, I have a feeling it's similar to what I have to say," Melanie replied, "It's about Sam right?"
"Uh..."
"I figured," she gave a reassuring smile, "So you wanna end it now or after our food arrives?"
"Heh, let's just eat our meal as friends then," he grinned, "and I am really really sorry."
"I sorta knew when we first met, when you kept claiming that I was just Sam."
"Ah. I'm sorry though.. I mean, I didn't realize 'til recently..."
"It's fine, really," Melanie giggled, "You were pretty gullible. I can see how Sam can trick you so easily."
"Hey! The email looked really real. And you happen to show up right after that happens?"
Both Freddie and Melanie laughed and had a great time as they ate their food.
~Carly's place~
"CARLAAY! I'M BACK!" Sam called out as she successfully picked the lock to the Shay residence.
"I thought you weren't sleeping over?" Carly asked as she walked down the stairs.
"Well, you know I can't stay away from my best friend for more than a minute," Sam joked.
"Yeah, or you just wanted our ribs."
"That's just a plus, honest!" The two girls laughed and started watching Girly Cow.
A few hours later, they heard a knock. Carly answered and allowed the two teens to enter.
"Hey Carls," Freddie and Melanie greeted.
"Hey guys. Where did you guys go?"
"BF Wangs. We had a talk and thought it would be best to just stay friends," they explained as they walked in.
"Where's Sam?" Freddie asked. He knew she was here but he didn't see her on the couch or raiding the Shay's fridge.
"The bathroom. Even twins have to go sometime," Carly joked, remembering what she told him when he first asked where Melanie was.
Sam walked out of the bathroom with her eyes closed as she smelled her hand, "Hey Carls, your soap smells amazing! I'd totally use it to wash my hand after I use the bathroom if they made all of them smell like the one you guys have!"
Hearing Sam's comment made the three in the room laugh which surprised Sam since she thought it was just her and Carly.
"Oh, hey dipthong," She looked at Freddie then at her sister, "Boring version of me."
"Oh, Sam. I love you too!" Melanie cooed while Freddie mumbled something about demons having no respect while trying to suppress a smile.
After spending time with Carly, she felt a lot better. She even told her that she felt something for their technical producer. Carly, being the good friend that she is, comforted her as they watched television.
"We went to eat after we broke up." Melanie started. She knew that Sam would ask what they did so she might as well start.
"Oh, goody," Sam said with a huge hint of sarcasm, "I'm sure Freddichini took it well?"
"As a matter of fact, Samantha, I did. It was mutual."
"What did you call me, Freddog?" Sam seethed.
"What's wrong Samantha?" He smirked. Melanie and Carly just watched their exchange, feeling amused. They both know that this is their own way of showing their emotions towards each other so they didn't want to interfere.
"Don't you EVER call me that again, Fredditch!" She exclaimed before tackling him.
"GET OFF ME DEMON!"
"NO!"
They wrestled for a bit before finally the boy was able to land on top of the blonde and pinned her down.
"When did you get so strong, dork?"
"Same time the voice got lower," he replied smugly, "I also learned from the best."
"Great job, Fredward," Sam grinned, "I'll get you back you know."
"Wouldn't want it any other way, Princess Puckett." The two wore their infamous smirk and forgot about the two audience members until they coughed.
"Woah. Heh, okay get off of me, Freddie." He complied and helped her up.
"Sam, I think I'm going to go home now. You know mom needs help putting on her bikini. Wanna help?" Melanie asked, knowing full well that her sister will refuse.
"Gross. Nah, I'll just sleep over here. I'll see you tomorrow sis." She waved and gave her a smile.
Melanie laughed and gave the rest of the group a wave before walking out. She made it to the lobby when her phone vibrated, meaning she got a text message.
Thanks, Mel. I kno I dont say this enough but Im glad to have you as my twin. Even if you are an embarrassment to me.
Later, Sam.
She chuckled and decided to protect the text message. If they don't admit out loud their feelings for each other by the time I leave for school, I can just threaten to blackmail her with this until she confesses, Melanie thought. Then she wondered when she started having ideas like blackmailing people. From Sam, of course, she laughed, I have learned from the best.
AN: ARRGH. Really late. I just wanted to finish this. I'm sorry if it was rushed or crappy. Did anyone catch the reference in the beginning? Heh. I just could not help myself. Anyway, the end. I'm not happy with this story at all. But it would be hypocritical of me if I didn't finish it so I forced myself to open up word and type this up. I'd like to thank all the reviewers. Honestly, I would have just stopped with the last chapter if it weren't for you guys. I actually forgot I had a story up until random people added it to their alerts, heheh.. Again, sorry if it is bad. I forgot where I was going with this story. Technically nothing happened, ya know? I just felt like Sam and Freddie aren't ready for the relationship stage, especially since Freddie just broke up with her sister. Heh. Just saying.
PS: I liked iGot a Hot Room. It was very funny. I'm not sure when or what the next iCarly episode is. Does anyone know? Oh and I saw Jerry Trainor on my way to Comic Con last month. He was eating at this restaurant. I wish I had my camera though. Hah. Ah well. Review if ya want. Or not.