What da Fu-! Things we didn't see in Mass Effect but should've

by shottymario

As the title points out, this is a collection of scenes re-worked to add back in LOGIC and remove Logic FIAL's that were there in our beloved series. Yes, beyond the God-child, FAR beyond the glitter boy there were SERIOUS flaws in the game logic, and I'm not just talking about replacing unlimited firepower with thermal clips. Read on and enjoy the FIAL!

4. The Beginning of Mass Effect 2

"By the goddess! Shepard!" Liara screamed, watching Shepard's body spiraling through the vacuum.

Kaidan, next to her, was horrified. "Shepard! No!"

Ashley wept bitterly. "There's nothing we can do! We can't reach him!"

"Wait a minute, Shepard's a biotic! Shepard, can you hear me on your suit's radio that your suit has, the one that can communicate with starships in orbit while I'm only a quarter mile away from you?" Liara called.

"Yeah, Liara, hey, I have this really great death monologue-"

"Use you're biotics, you pompous ass, and get over here!"

"Oh? Oh shit, yeah, uh, two seconds."

" By the goddess! Shepard!" Liara screamed, watching Shepard's body spiraling through the vacuum.

Kaidan, next to her, was horrified. "Shepard! No!"

If Ashley would've survived Virmire she probably would've wept bitterly.

"Wait a minute! Shepard, can you hear me on your suit's radio that your suit has, the one that can communicate with starships in orbit while I'm only a quarter mile away from you?" Liara called.

"Yeah, Liara, hey, I have this really great death monologue-"

Turning to Kaidan and giving him a punch in the shoulder Liara shouted. "Use you're biotics, you emotional wreck and get my beloved Commander over here!"

"Oh? Oh shit, yeah, uh, two seconds." Kaidan smiled one of his half-embarrassed grins.

"By the goddess! Shepard!" Liara screamed, watching Shepard's body spiraling through the vacuum.

If only Kaidan had survived Virmire he might have been horrified by the sight.

Ashley wept bitterly. "There's nothing we can do! We can't reach him!"

"Wait a minute! Shepard, can you hear me on your suit's radio that your suit has, the one that can communicate with starships in orbit while I'm only a quarter mile away from you?" Liara called.

"Yeah, Liara, hey, I have this really great death monologue-"

"I'm a biotic, you pompous ass! Get over here!" Liara snarled, blue-white energy encircling her and Shepard and Liara pulled him to the rescue pod.

"Oh? Oh shit, yeah, uh, two seconds."

Shepard bumped into the pod door, grabbing the safety handles. "Well, I'm here, but my suit's still bleeding atmosphere, this will make my monologue a much more touching moment though."

The door opened with Liara's biotic barrier holding in the air pressure while keeping space out. Shepard passed through and into her waiting arms, the door closing behind him. "Well...this works, too. Damn glad I kept you on the Normandy instead of having a civilian, alien, barely legal young woman who is still grieving over the loss of her mother sent back to live with the rest of her extended family on her homeworld."

"That doesn't even make sense Shepard, why would I leave the Normandy?"