Disclaimer: Maybe Santa'll give me Neji for Christmas! Then again, probably not.
A/N: I tried to make this original. You know, different. Did I succeed? Either way, I still want more challenges.
This one would probably actually be considered a crack fic…but that's okay!
Theme: Training in the middle of the summer (Theme from StarFariey)
It was a hot summer afternoon and the two training partners, Neji and Tenten were, well, training. Tenten had switched out her black capris for shorts, while Neji was stoically bearing the heat in his usual outfit: black shorts and a thick beige jacket.
"You could have worn something lighter," was what Tenten said before the prodigy shot her a death glare that shut her up.
But the heat did not concern him. It was Tenten's short shorts that bothered him. It was quickly gathering looks from passersby, especially those of the male gender. And soon enough, a crowd of them had gathered.
The Hyuuga was restraining a series of eye twitches, but the kunoichi didn't even seem to notice. But then they started…cheering. Yes, cheering. And Neji had had enough.
"Do you mind going away and leaving us in peace to train?" he shouted, anime-style vein appearing.
"We have the right to pursue a female if we want!" was the universal reply.
Obviously, the heat had gotten to him, because he then said, "No! Tenten is mine!" at the top of his lungs, seized the still-oblivious girl, and kissed her.
Disappointed, the audience left, but Tenten just said, "Aww, I love you too!"
They resumed training as if nothing had happened at all.