A/N: EEEEEEEEEEK! Wow, are we reall updating Evilosity...? I guess so! It just seems so weird! It's been, like, four months since we've done so! And I fully blame May-chan, who does all/next-to-all of the writing, while I'm the (sucky) editor. Anyways, Maybelle came running over to my house about a week ago, screaming her head off and telling me that "omfg i finally got inspiration! THANK THE KAMI LORDS!' and all the while I had no idea what she was rambling about! Finally, she told me, in an exetremly excited tone, that talking to a certain somebody about Naruto had sprouted a little seed in her mind! SO SHE WROTE IT! And she gave it to me for editing that day. So, the delay in between that day and today, our update day, was me editing it and running about in preparation for school! SO SORRY EVERYONE! I hope this chapter (and the promise that Maybelle is going to go write five more chapters after this one) makes up for the long delay! May-chan even made it a page and a half longer then normal! xD. SO enjoy!
Disclaimer: Neither Maybelle nor Nightmare own anything relating to Naruto. So back off please. However, Maybelle does own Sia.
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The Evilosity of Authors, OCs, and the Naruto Characters
Chapter Three.
"Thank you for coming down so promptly," I say, folding my arms.
Nightmare's standing next to me. Kakashi's off in a corner reading his porn, Anko standing next to him. The "moody" people are standing against the left wall-Neji, Gaara, Sasuke, and Shino. Naruto, Kiba, Kankuro, Sai, Chouji, Shikamaru, and Lee sat on the floor, and Sakura, Temari, Tenten, Ino, Hanabi, and Hinata sat on two couches.
"Anyways…we've decided that some rules are in order."
Chrouses of "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??' and 'Hnn," are heard throughout the room.
I wince, and Nightmare sighs.
"WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?" Nightmare shrieks at everyone, slamming her fist down on a table.
"NIGHTMARE STOP POUNDING THINGS! YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING!"
"LIKE YOU BROKE THE KEYBOARD?"
"OH WOULD YOU SHUT UP!"
"I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THIS, ALREADY, MAY-CHAN! I. DO. NOT. KNOW. HOW. TO. SHUT. UP. AND. I. NEVER. WILL!!"
"DON'T CALL ME MAY-CHAN! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT!"
"WELL I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME NIGHT-KUN!"
"…Why? It's cute."
"SO IS MAY-CHAN!"
"NO IT'S NOT! IT'S UGLY!"
"MAY-CHAN IS NOT UGLY! NIGHT-KUN IS UGLY!"
Everyone stares at us as we scream back and forth.
"…Ummm…"
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" We both yell at the same time.
"EEK!" He hides behind Lee.
"YOUTH!"
'you too, Lee! Shut up!" We hiss.
"…Then are you going to tell us why you called us all down here?" Sakura asks.
"…Yes! We were just getting to that!" Nightmare lies through her teeth.
"Uh-huhhhhhhhh…" comes from all angles of the room.
Vein.
"SHUT UP!"
"Maybelle calm down!"
"Sorry Nightmare!"
"Anyways…about the rules."
"ROOM SASUKE AND NARUTO!"
"Hai!"
"Hnn."
"…Maybelle, did you just say 'Room Sasuke and Naruto?'"
"Uh…yeah…why…?"
"No reason. Just wondering."
"Um…ok…ANYWAYS! Sasuke and Naruto, and anyone else-"
"Sai," Nightmare says calmly.
"NO NICKNAMES THAT ARE PUT DOWNS! Aka, Dobe, Teme, Ugly, Hag, Emo-teme, Dickless, Forehead, boar, Ino-pig, Billboard brow-those kinds of things."
'If we hear any you will be sleeping outside for a week," Nightmare says sickly-sweetly.
Everyone's eyes are like this O.O
"That's rule number one! RULE NUMBER TWO! No breaking things! Sasuke. Naruto."
"He did it!" They both said.
"HOW ABOUT, YOU BOTH DID IT!" Nightmare thunders.
"Hai!"
"good."
"Consequences will be handed out and judged accordingly…RULE NUMBER THREE!"
Everyone stares at me, eyes widen.
"NO PUT DOWNS! Neji. Sai. Sasuke. Gaara. Ino. Anyone else who may happen to put someone else down in this room."
"If I hear you put someone down. Well. Let's just say that you're not going to be happy for about three weeks," Nightmare says, smile on her face.
Naruto gulps.
Lee looks like he's not going to say 'youth' or anything that's related to that for five days.
Chouji's face looks like he just discovered that there is no more BBQ in the world.
Kankuro looks as if he just found out that someone stole his puppets.
Sai looks like he just watched us burn all the painting supplies in the world.
Kiba looks like he just found out that cats and dogs are the same breed.
"So! You don't want to do that, now, do you?"
Everyone murmurs 'no'.
"Good!"
My eyebrow twitches. Kakashi is still reading his porn.
"Rule number four. No porn in our house-KA. KA. SHI," I growl.
"But-"
"Do it, Kakashi. Or I am going to roast you alive. But first you will watch your precious porn die and wither in a fire," Nightmare hisses.
Naruto-O.O
Kiba-O.O
Lee-O.O
Chouji-O.O
Sai-O.O
Kankuro-O.O
Sakura-O.O
Hinata-O.O
Tenten-O.O
Ino-O.O
Temari-O.O
Hanabi-O.O
Anko-O.O
Sasuke-O.O
Shino-O.O
Gaara-O.O
Neji-O.O
Shikamaru-O.O
Kakashi-"NOOOOO MY PORN! AND MY BODY!"
He quickly folds it up and tucks it in his back pocket.
"Excellent! I think we're all going to get along really well!" I smile.
"I don't," Kankuro mutters.
I glare at him, grab a pillow, and throw it at him, full force.
"OOF!" He falls over.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID JERK!" I yell at him.
"Rule Number Five. Don't insult us, especially Maybelle. She'll kill you," Nightmare says pleasantly.
Everyone stares at me, beating Kankuro into the floor, with wide eyes.
"Is that understood?" Everyone nods.
"Great! We're gonna get along perfectly!" She grins.
"Uh…"
"Hnn."
"…Sure…"
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End A/N: Since May-chan had to do all the A/Ns last time, she furiously demanded I do them both this time. And, if there's one thing I've learned...don't disagree with her. Things will end badly. ANYWAYS! Please review us, we love your reviews! xD. They make us feel all tingly inside -gets whacked over the head by Maybelle- EEEEK NO! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
No flames. We will use them to roast you alive like we will do to Kakashi if he reads his porn.
Ja ne,
Maybelle-And-Nightmare