chapter 4 variants

after red adn lillie beated gladion and sent him of to kanto 2 git gud they returned to the main land to let kukui know aether had been beated.

"ok profesor we hav beaten team aether so all the charizards on alola need to be freed from slavery and given out to the kids starting there journeys insted of those stupid f***ing owls. i wil also find out what country the squirtles and bulbasaurs got deported to and hav them bringed back."

"sounds good cousin" kukui agreed throwing all the pokeballs with rowlet/poplio/litten in the trash were they belong.

red then taked lillie outside to help her train and git more gud.

"charizard is one of the best pokemon there is but if u r going to become a true pokemon master like me u are going to need a whole team. what other pokemon can be catched in alola?"

"well most of the pokemon in the grass here are fakemons like pikpek and grubin. but there is one real pokemon in the grass here and that is rattata."

"ok rattata is kind of weak but it is ok for a new trainer. u shud catch 1."

they then went into the grass. after finding (and killing) 3 grubins and a pikpek they finaly found what they were looking for. but when the rattata came out of the grass red was surprised.

"why is it black?" he sayed in surprised. "its suposed to be purple. i dont evan think the shiny one is black."

"oh thats the alolan rattata" lillie explaned. "they look diferent hear"

"well that is a bit weird but it still looks good and the new color is actuly prety cool. u shud catch it."

lillie maked her charizard use false swipe on the ratata so she could catch it. after that they put the new pokemon to good use making it kill all the s***ty fakes in the grass. after they had slaughtered f***ing loads of them it began evolving.

"i wonder how the alolan raticate looks?" red wondered out load.

however when the cool black rat had finished evolving he nearly had a f***ing heartattack.

"OMG WHAT THE f*** IS THAT?!" he explaimed seeing the ugly fat peace of s*** that was now standing before him.

"oh yeah i forgot the alolan raticates are all fat and gay" lillie remembered.

"this is not f***in aceptable" red decided. "this is actuly evan worse than the fake new pokemon. they are turning the originel 151 into f***in abominashins. in alola there is not evan 151 pokemon anymore because this raticate is disgusting af and is not a real pokemon."

"i know that is part of the reson i relised how s*** my home country was when i moved to kanto" lillie added. "most of the kanto versions of pokemon hear look way betta."

"show me them all" red requested.

lillie took out her pokedex (a real one from kanto not stupid f***in rotomdex the gen 4 monstrosity) and showed red pictures of all the alolan pokemon. they went through them togetha desiding witch ones were ok and witch ones were abominashins.

this was the conclusion they camed to:

rattata + evo: it is fine but not aceptabel sinse it evolves into fat f***ing looser.
raichu: runed the pikachu line (witch only has 2 pokemon f*** pichu). not aceptabel.
sandshrew + evo: litraly has nothin 2 do with sand and is ice (useless type). not aceptabel
vulpix + evo: horibel useless type that makes evry pokemon worse. not aceptabel.
diglet + evo: dumb hair witch runes desine. not aceptabel
mewoth: looks like a homosexual. not aceptabel
persian: is fat and brain damaged. not aceptabel
geodude + evos: dumb lookin eyebrows. not aceptabel
grimer + evo: runed originel by adding dark a fake type. not aceptabel.
exeggutor: AMAZING KEEP THIS f***IN GOD
marowak: stupid edgelord oc. not aceptabel