A/N: Srry for spoilers. smilies/icon_

Thor, Nicky, Bruce, TOny and Jarvis stood in a circle dramatic. The stare down was intense. Tony was still tied up in his high chair and Jarvis still look like one of those furry things except maybe the person was trying to be a snake bc he was red and purple lol. He had a itty bitty button in the middle of his foreheand that look like a belly button ring.

"Uh you know that goes down here" Bruce was a nerd and pat his stomach to explain but everyone roll there eyes bc it was not a belly button ring and Thor was like "That's a head pendant" They all so stupid for real tho

But Jarvis was not bc he was originally the worlds smartest AI system and could read 50 books in only seconds. "No U fools, that has was is been made from Loki's staff. Ur lil sissy!" He laughed at Thor and Thor was soooo mad omg.

"Freakin really!" Thor pick up his hammer and was bout to swing it & everyone was bout to let him bc shit they fucked the past up anyways who gives a shit.

"STOPPP" Bruce cried out so they all stopped and Bruce put his hands ove TOnys eyes. "Ok now you can do it"

"Fools!" Jarvis growlithed, "I am from the futurees!"

"Wtf ever nigga, we kno damn well lil Tony here crated you, dumbas" Nick was pointing gun at the AI like it was a freakin hold up but Thor used his brain instead of his hair for once

"Um Tony cant crate that yet, he's still in kindergarten learning his abcs and 123s." Tor explanned remambering that humans learn in skool. Ahhhhhh they all said except for Jarvis and Tony.

Bruce loved kids even tho he got green and pickly sometimes "Have U said goodbye to the Jurassic yet, TOny?" it is a kindergarden graduation cermey song but Tony frickin bit him like a chihuahaha. And his hole nail came off his finger and it was like whoa

"holy motha fucka, why is Tony acting like a feral goat?" Nick ashed he was concerned bc the avengers were like his kiddos. "Isant anyone owning him?"

They all rememberh is dad is Howard lol oooh A+ parenting ok sure

Jarvis was ubber annoyed with the installation so he used his mind powers to shut them all up "Yes that little turd crated me OK hahahahha and he made me so smarties that I can time travel and I can also yes I made Rome in a day hahahha" He was amazing and they were all jealous.

"Ok so what arf you doing here?" Dick asked him and they all stared with their eyeballs "babysatting Tony?" it was the only thing he could thonk of bc Jarvis was always Tony's lil bitch. but no he was not!

"I am come back in time to laugh at yall cuz when you go back to the future I'm gonna turn yall into some biscuits and eat them with my KFC!" He was laughing so hard that he was spitting they were all grossed out. Jarvis must be relly smart bc he can eat and knows how to laugh att them...

Suddenly Jarvis disapeaked and they were all quiet and awkward and in a house that wasnt theres with a baby tied up in a high chair. "Ooooooooookay" Nick was the first and they all laugh becuz they are the avengers and who the fucks going to defeat them other than Kaitlyn Jennar herself... sorry fans.

They popped a binky in Tony's mouth and were out the door "I can't wait to marry her" Thor thought of Tony but he was too tiny to marry right now.

Next they decided to go look for baby Black Wido since she'd be a cute little baby in a frilly dress they decided to go to the park to look for her. They did llook a lil creepy but then they seen some1 they were not expacting and omg let me warn you this is f'ed up like

There he was, Seabastian Shawl in all his glory like he was naked. And he was bouncing some girl in a car in the park lot and it was freakin nasty this is a park jee wizz. So Nick got mad and nocked on there window and they call him a N word!

Thor was not havin this shit so he bust their windhseld in and was like "STOP" bc he has a kid and seen Tony as a kid and like kids and cares bout wellbeing. Sebastian was not a mutant yet and hump out of the car he was scarred to bits and peaches.

"Ahhhh!" he cried and Bruce got green and smushed him tothe cement it was outright boner kill "Ahhhh!" he cooed and they had no symapthy.

they was for sure that this would stop him from stealing the tessaract in the future but they were actually making it 100% more possumble.

and there was a awful twist, Thor's little time traveling screwdriver alarm went off and he took it out and it said "ALART: Beak Widow's birth has been alterred, bc her daddy not sperm her mom!"

"shit shit shit" Hulk greened everwhere but anywhere.

Nick & Thor just was in shock. "Get in there and pop that cherry boy!" Nick was not going to lose his only superhero woman and was sending Thor in...and so Thor did...he was soon cheeting on his five ear old future wifey. but he was doing it so save a life. a good life like one of those annoying lil birds who chirp all the time and you wish you could get rid of it until it dies and u hear nothing. (women talk to much...)

He laid the egg inside her and the future was really changed bc he was now her daddy. He got out the car and the woman was like "Can I have Ur number plz?"

"fuck no!" he said and they left lol

"Guys can this be a super top secrat? plz" Thor asked bc he cared bout Tony and didnt think it wwood be right for Jane to know he was her dad and they all agreed and pinky swore bc um awkward? How wered would it be if Thor was Black Widows dad for real good thing this is a fanfiction.

Bruce being the science guy figged something out "Guys we just almost just stopped Natalia from existing whach Im glad we ddnt but..."he turned into a whisper "We coold stop Janes."

They all gasped at the magic and were whisperin in a park full of ppl. "OK we're gonna haveta jump to the future a few years and fuckin stab her mom for even thanking of havin that bitch" Nick Furried.

"OK" Thor pont his hammer in the sky and they all grab onto it like the planateers when they stand in a cirlce and point at the sky with their rings and were like "EARTH!" and telleeported to the future...