Whelp.
R.I.P. Me. Nobody is suggesting places in my grass stories, and nobody is giving OCs. I'll just make a chapter to the OC story with what I've got. Expect a WoF eats grass chapter of randomness coming soon. I think I might do a compilation of my funniest things in each chapter so far. (Basically a "highlights") BTW, OCs only get plopped into a story for 1 chapter. (There was confusion)
Ms. Reis: I am GRUMPY. *kills the Michelin Man*
Rustic: I WILL BURN THE WORLD.
Peril: sounds like a good time. Can I join you?
Rustic: *tries to burn Peril*
Peril: YOU CANNOT BURN ME.
Rustic: Okay then… *sets Tsunami on fire*
Peril: *singing in a horribly out-of-tune voice* THIS GIRL'S ON FIRE! OoooWEEEEoooo….
Tsunami: WHY?
Rustic: Because why not.
Tsunami: Okay. I respect that then.
Ms. Reis: ARE YOU GOOD AT MAKING DAT FIRE MIXTAPE PERIL?
Peril: where did that come from?
Ms. Reis: Well, you are good at fire things, and I teach music. SO IS YOUR MIXTAPE FIRE?!
Peril: I'll show you. *bass drops so hard Fidel Castro comes back from the dead*
Ms. Reis: good… good…
Clay: hm… what other death happened in 2016 that the internet went crazy about…? Hm… hmmmmmm… I got nuthin'.
Turtle: PERIL! QUICK! PLAY DAT FIRE MIXTAPE AGAIN!
Peril: Okay! *Bass drops so hard Harambe comes back from the dead*
Everyone: HARAMBE!
Police: POLICE ARE HERE!
Peril: what happened?! *Hides Rustic*
Police there has been a crime here…
Peril: I SWEAR I AM NOT THE ARSONIST THAT KILLED PRINCESS TSUNAMI!
Police: cool… good for you… we aren't investigating that. She was a pain in the ol' beluga anyway.
Peril: what was it then?
Police: "Harambe" was underlined red.
Me: Yeah. Stupid Microsoft Word. GET IT RIGHT.
Harambe: I heard up in First Class Heaven that you guys eat grass. I LOVE GRASS!
Ms. Reis: It's the only thing that makes me feel young again!
Rustic: It's the only thing I don't burn!
Everyone: *eats grass*
Harambe: *eats grass with godly power*
Fidel Castro: Why am I here?
Me: You aren't!
Fidel Castro: *disappears*
Michelin Man: I HAVE RETURNED TO DESTROY YOU ALL!
Ms. Reis: eeeeeeeeeggghhh. *makes the Michelin Man be dead*
Rustic: WHY DO PEOPLE ON HGTV KEEP SAYING MY NAME?! I BURN HOUSES, NOT RENOVATE THEM!
Property Brothers: EARTH!
Flip or Flop People: FIRE!
Treehouse Master Guy: WIND!
Fixer-Upper People: WATER!
Beachfront Properties People: HEART!
Captain Plan-it: With their powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLAN-IT!
Song: Captain Plan-It, He's a hero, gonna kill Commentator Ben Shapiro!
Sunny: This story isn't about Wings of Fire OR the OCs anymore.
Me: eeeeemfcg;smghacl,mskautalsgamstyag
Ms. Reis: On a completely random note, I have yellow teeth.
Starflight: If you call that "random" what do you call what this story is about?
Darkclaw: ooohhh, you've grown so much since you wrote your very first story… The first chapter of Darkclaws Adventures!
Captain Plan-It: I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING OF GRASS CONSUMPTION!
Harambe: YOU WANNA BET ON THAT CLAIM?!
Captain Plan-It and Harambe: *Playing poker*
Harambe: WOW, THIS IS FUN WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN.
Captain Plan-It: YEAH.
Me: I wonder if anyone got my joke about Captain Plan-It. Because on HGTV shows, the PLAN the stuff first… ;)
Sans: ;)
Tsunami: ARRGH.
Me: ahh… wouldn't be one of my stories without that!
Sunny: ALERT! THE HATERS ARE GONNA REPORT US IF WE DON'T MAKE IT MORE ABOUT WOF!
Captain Plan-It and Harambe: We must be going then. *Disappears mysteriously*
Sans: heh. *Disappears mysteriously*
Rustic: HA! I GOT YOU! *burns everyone to ashes*
Sunny: That's not exactly what I had in mind…
Me: I don't care. I need a satisfying ending! And there is nothing more satisfying than burning the world!
Peril: Word to that!
Me: heh heh… WORD to that. As in, what I am typing this in.
Everyone: *smelling the foulness of the mix of cheese and corn because that joke was both of those*
Me: THE END.