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Strange Choices…

Chapter 4

"See ya forehead!" The blond yelled over her shoulder with a wave.

"T-take care S-sakura-chan!" The raven haired girl said with a bow before turning to go after the blond.

"Make sure to call us sometime during the break." The brunet demanded with a smile then turning to catch up with the others.

The pink haired one of the group gave another wave to her friends as they made a turn and were gone from sight. "Finally! Home sweet home!" She sighed as she entered the apartment and locked the door behind her.

Sakura made her way to her room while balancing the glass case and her bag on one arm while keeping her precious doll close on the other. "It's not much, but this is your new home!" Sakura said to her doll as she gently placed him on her bed.

The pink haired girl then placed the glass case next to the doll and tossed her bag to her study table while falling on her bed with a soft thud. "Now what's your name?" Sakura said more to herself than to the doll as she sat up, took the glass case and placed it on her lap for examination. She then turned the case upside down to see a clear slip of paper fall but caught it just in time and placed the glass case on the floor.

Sakura brought the slip to her face and read the black cursive letters. "Ulllquiiiorrra?" The girl tried the word out and turned to her doll.

"Ul-ulquiiiorraaa?" The girl tried again.

Then the girl looked at the doll with a grin. "Ulquiorra!" The girl exclaimed as she pointed at her doll.

"So that's your name! Sounds nice." The girl said with a light blush reaching her face.

The pink haired girl then stood up and took the glass case in her arms. "Yoosh! I know just where to put you!" She said as she made her way out to the living room. Little did Sakura know that just when she closed her bed room door and turned around to the living room, a bright green flash emitted from her bed room.

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"Tsk, tsk. It's gonna take forever to clean this mess!" a blond haired man with a bucket hat said while using a broom to sweep the now broken wood floor of the shop.

"Quit complaining! The shop isn't gonna clean itself!" a purple haired woman with mocha skin said as she started hammering away at the floors to fix them.

"Kuchiki-san could've held back a bit you know." The man said with a pout and dodged a piece of the broken shop floor aimed at him by the purple haired woman.

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"How the hell do you use these?" a blond haired girl said as she walked to a mirror with the strange clips in her hands.

She undid her ponytail and let her blond locks fall to her waist then one by one she slid the clips to parts of her hair where the purple haired woman said should be. The blond took a step back to examine her results and smiled.

"Not bad." She said with a grin on her face.

"I guess I'll wear it later then." The blond said as she reached for one of the clips to pull out.

The blond pulled on one of the clip but found it not budging. 'W-what the heck?!' The blond thought.

The blond tried pulling harder but still failed then she tried pulling on the others, same results. "Damn! When Yoruichi said they never loose their grip I didn't think she meant it literally!" the blond yelled.

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"M-maybe I shouldn't have gotten this." A raven haired girl said as she looked at the magical sulking stuffed lion.

"You're not nee-chan!" The stuffed lion yelled recovering from his sulking state.

"S-sorry but I don't know what you're talking about. I-I just bought you from a shop, Y-yoruichi-san said you'd wake up but I d-didn't think she meant this." The raven haired girl said as she put her hands in front of her in a defensive manner.

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A brunet haired girl did an eye twitch as she watched the scene in front of her. "Y-you guys… I don't think you should drink this anymore. She said as she took the bottle but sweat dropped to find the bottle empty.

"You guys are gonna feel that in the morning." The brunet said as she watched her parents prance around the living room of her house in a drunken manner.

One moment the brunet was buying special sake for her parents from the strange shop as a gift and then this happened. "This thing is powerful" She said as she eyed the now empty sake bottle which looked like it could only fill two full glasses.

'They only had one glass each for crying out loud!' she thought to herself.

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Sakura placed the glass case on the center of her glass coffee table and smiled at her choice of where she put it. "Time to check on Ulqui!" The pink haired girl said as she skipped happily to her bed room.

Upon opening her bed room door she expected to find her beautiful doll but instead… "Who the hell are you?!" The girl exclaimed as she pointed at… Well, a now life size Ulquiorra. He seemed to be observing where he was and is now currently hunched over an open drawer, clearly observing what was inside.

"Hey! I'm talking to you! " Sakura yelled.

The doll turned to face the girl and lifted a familiar garment in his two hands. Sakura blush a furious shade of crimson at what the doll was holding. Her blush only worsened when the life size Ulquiorra continuously pulled on each end of the garment to stretch it.

"Gah! The hell!" Sakura exclaimed as she marched over to the doll and snatched the garment away. The doll raised a curious eyebrow to the pink haired girl and watched her furiously shove the garment back in the drawer.

"You have strange choice in underwear." The doll finally said.

This chapter was clearly for humor and I hope you guys got that! If not I'm sorry for my poor writing. But anyway, Ulqui is finally up! More to come soon! Reviews please! No flames allowed! Fave and fallow if you want!