Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans! I only capture, torture and randomly pair sexy heroes up with evil villains so they can fuck their brains out. Hey! Its supposed to be truthful! Right? Right! I make no money!

Pairing: Slade/Robin

Warning: K! Yaoi!

A/N: Date-universe! Hope you all enjoy it. KURISUTARU-CRYSTAL was the one who suggested the letter title and I just went with it, so thank her for the next instalment.

D is for Dildo

To say that Robin was shocked, would have been the understatement of the year. Slade had told him that they were going somewhere new…

He never thought it would be a sex shop!

"I cannot believe we are here…" Robin said, his face red as he tried to hide behind the man. They were currently in 'X-citement' a rather popular sex shop that was a little out of Jump City.

"Come now Robin, haven't you ever been curious?" Slade smirked at him, playing to his weak side. The teen had always wondered.

There were a few people in the store, and Robin really tried to cover himself. He was wearing his mask, because if not, people might suddenly get smart and put two-and-two together. He couldn't have that, now could he? But, it was rather humiliating to have people who knew you, even though they might be in here as well, watching you pick out sex toys.

"You are so lucky that I don't have a beast anymore, I would totally let him kill you." Robin huffed. It was rare that he blushed, but he couldn't help the flush that was constantly on his face from staring at the many different toys, outfits, and movies. Some looked rather interesting, others scary, and others he just wanted to turn around and high-tail it out of there.

"What do we have here?" Slade grinned, ignoring the seething teen. He pulled a box from a shelf and presented it to Robin. The title read 'Cosmo's Steamy Sex Games: All Sorts of Naughty Ways to Have Fun with Your Lover'. The teen glared at the box and chucked it back at the man.

"I can't believe you dragged me in here!" The hero growled, much like his ex-beast had. Slade couldn't help but chuckle. He was enjoying the total embarrassment and flushing of his young lover.

They rounded a corner and Robin almost ran smack-dab into a 'Blow up doll'. The hero shuddered.

"I'm sorry, but how can anyone find that attractive. It looks like someone just punched her in the face and the contour of her features stayed like that." The Titan glared, crossing his arms over his chest. He was beyond embarrassed. This was like slow torture. Sure he was a tad bit curious, but it was just so strange. Especially since a few people had given him funny looks. Yeah, Robin, Boy Wonder, in a sex shop…well, it was just really strange.

"I don't think it has anything to do with the way she looks, but more the sexual gratification."

"Yes, because people are so desperate for sex that they stick their dick in a dolls mouth." Robin growled and moved away, looking at something else. He had to admit though, listening to Slade laugh made him chuckle a bit too.

"Why do they have key chains on display?" Robin wanted to know, picking up the rather weird looking item. It had a small ring on the bottom and was attached to a varying size of glass beads, all in a crescent shape.

Slade had a small coughing fit, trying to hide his chuckle.

"Those are anal beads."

"Anal-what?"

"Anal beads, inserted in the rectum at different speeds to stimulate the inner muscles." Slade grinned while plucking the red beads that Robin had mistaken, before leering in an evil way. "Perhaps I should buy some, hmm?"

"I…don't even think about it! Those aren't going up my ass!"

"Oh, and what can?" His evil grin now looked rather bloodthirsty.

"Shut up! Forget about it!"

"This one even vibrates." Slade kindly informed him, pointing to a black pair.

"No!"

"Damn."

They continued to explore the store, and Robin was more than ready to leave. He'd seen everything from bondage kits, anal probes, books on sexual positions that shouldn't be possible, and a variety of didn't sexual clothing, everything for men and women. Slade was constantly trying to buy him something, but he was completely adverse to the idea. Although, he had to admit, the military uniform that they'd checked out would have looked damned good on Slade…but he wasn't going to let him know that.

It wasn't until they passed another rack, that Robin felt his desire to leave fade and he gasped low at the sight. Naturally the man noticed and when he saw the object of interest raised an eyebrow.

It was big, it was black, and it was thirteen inches long, it vibrated, and came with two tubes of lube, and it was a tad bit scary, but Robin couldn't help but feel himself become hard when he touched the dildo. It even felt real.

"I want this." The teen said seriously, turning towards the man.

"What?"

"I want this. Look at how huge it is! And I thought that you were big, holy…" Robin trailed off, looking over the item in his hand, giving it a small squeeze.

"Pardon me?" Slade growled, not at all liking the turn of events.

"Could you imagine how good this would feel?" The hero groaned softly. "It would be the best ever, I'm sure of that. I cannot wait to try it out."

Suddenly, the dildo was yanked out of his hand, thrown at the wall, and Robin was dragged out of the store. The teen was then thrown into the car they'd driven to the place with, and Slade took off down the road as if the devil was on his heels.

"What the hell?" Robin scowled.

"We are never going back there, ever!" Slade spat out coldly.

"And why not?" The teen snarled.

"Because if you think for one second that I would allow some simple toy to pleasure you, when my cock is more than sufficient for the job, you are sorely mistaken, or rather, your ass will be sore, when I'm finished with you." Slade glared at him.

"Whatever."

Robin turned away and smirked to himself.

No one knew Slade like he did. Sure, it might not have been the nicest thing to do. But, he thought making the man jealous, to be able to leave the store and have a night of unforgettable fucking, was worth it.

A/N: Hahaha! I'm having so much fun with these little drabbles.