A/N: Just a little warning, I kinda used some Randy's Rules on how to survive horror movies from all the movies and made them more elaborate to make them consistent to the story. And I added a rule or two of my own based on the movies.
EXT. DEGRASSI – GARDEN – NOON
Adam, Fiona, and Imogen are sitting around the garden just staring at each other. Dave's death has affected the school the most and now that Katie is suspected that to be behind the murders, things are getting out of hand.
ADAM
Come on people, Katie maybe a lot of things but she wouldn't kill anyone.
IMOGEN
Please, think about it Adam. She is the girlfriend of the killer who butchered your brother.
Clare comes out into the garden with her camera in hand. She heard what Imogen said.
CLARE
Shut your face, Imogen!
Fiona sees the camera.
FIONA
No comment, Edwards! You're beginning to be a real pain in the ass. Just leave us alone.
CLARE
I'm not here to interview anyone. I just need somewhere to think.
FIONA
Think somewhere else then!
ADAM
No, Clare. You can stay as long as you keep that camera off.
Clare shrugged and walked around trying to overhear the conversation. Within the one of the plants, she plants a webcam facing the group.
IMOGEN
(Scoffs)
Anyway, if not Katie then who's doing this?
ADAM
Marisol? And Drew dumped her for Katie. Come on, who else hates Bianca with a burning passion?
FIONA
Katie.
ADAM
(Rolls eyes)
What about Owen? Quiet as kept, he tried to hook up with both Bianca and Becky.
IMOGEN
Please, Owen isn't that smart to pull it off.
ADAM
True, he wouldn't be smart enough to go by the rules anyway.
FIONA
What rules?
Adam's eyes widened.
ADAM
You guys don't know about the rules of horror movies? Dave, God rest his soul, and I dissected every horror movie we could watch to fully understand the rules. Single, sequels, trilogies, franchises, remakes all together!
Rule # 1: Never have sex and/or make out in the woods or in a dark room. You'll end up like a shish kabob if you do so. Only virgins can survive horror movies. Obviously, Drew didn't survive. You have to be freaking Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Rambo, Neve Campbell or Jamie Lee Curtis to survive this kind of stuff. But then again, Jamie Lee Curtis didn't survive the movies.
Fiona and Imogen shrugged. Clare sat next to them. She was checking her iPhone if her webcam was working. She webcams planted all around the school. In the café, hallways, library, front office, and now the garden.
CLARE
Obviously Bianca isn't a virgin. She's like the next candidate to die.
Fiona and Imogen glared at Clare.
CLARE
What? Just saying.
ADAM
Anyway, Rule # 2: Never drink or do drugs. It's the sin factor. It's a short jump back to the first rule.
Clare and Imogen look towards Fiona. Her eyes shift.
ADAM
Rule #3: Never, under any circumstances say "I'll be back" because you'll never be back! Duh! F*ck around playing the Terminator, you'll be terminated!
Rule #4: The killer is always behind you! Watch your backs!
Rule #5: Never ever ever ever go off on your own. Buddy system people! Remember that!
Rule #6: The death count is monumental if the recent deaths are elaborate. Dave died being stab eight freaking times and gets pushed off the roof. Can't get anymore elaborate than that!
Rule #7: This is a follow up to rule one; you have to be gay to survive. Fiona and Imogen, you could survive this if you follow the rest of the rules.
Rule #8: This is a complete contradiction of the first rule; you can die a virgin if you ever patronize a killer, or you're a blonde or a jock. Hello, Becky and Luke Baker!
Rule #9: If you're up against the killer, you can only kill him by stabbing him, decapitating him, blowing him up, or the ever popular, shooting his goddamn brains off. This rule only applies if he isn't superhuman. Which in our case, this rule applies to us.
The final rule #10: Always suspect everyone, never go for the obvious. Hello, Katie Matlin, someone planted the costume to make her the obvious suspect. But she's the obvious red hearing. The only person to ever hold a grudge over Drew and Bianca would be easy to frame. In addition to the final rule, even your friends can come around and bite you in your ass like a f*cking rabid dog! To make a long story short, EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT! There is always a bullshit reason to kill someone who has ever did you dirty! Simplicity people! Dave said that it's a very simple formula for this sh*t!
Silence
FIONA
Adam, you and Dave have watched one too many movies. Those rules are ridiculous and the main reason why I don't watch those sh*tty movies. I don't get why you, Bianca, and Imogen get off from it. Besides, THIS IS REAL LIFE NOT A F*CKING MOVIE! Jesus!
ADAM
Alright Miss Non-Believer, don't come crying to me when the killer turns you into sushi.
Fiona flips off Adam.
FIONA
Not gonna happen, the killer is already caught remember.
Adam looks over at the door.
ADAM
Guess again.
Fiona looks over and sees Katie approaching them. Fiona eyes widened.
KATIE
Tell Bianca that she's gonna be sorry that she f*cked me and Jake over!
Katie storms off and Fiona and Imogen flipped her off.
FIONA
Yeah Adam, Katie would never be the killer. Why the hell did they let her go?
ADAM
I told you she was innocent. Someone planted that stuff in her locker.
CLARE
If Katie's innocent, then so is Jake.
FIONA
(Rolls eyes)
F*ck that. You guys need your head examined.
Adam puts his hands up.
ADAM
Hey, I'm just stating the facts.
FIONA
Okay smartass, here's a curveball for ya. What about Eli? What if he's the killer? Have you noticed that he took it upon himself to protect Bianca and he's so close to her?
Clare elbowed Fiona. Clare couldn't believe that she would have to nerve to even entertain the idea that Eli would be the killer.
CLARE
Now you're just being stupid. Eli is a good guy!
FIONA
Aren't you at least worried about your boyfriend is spending lots of time with Bianca?
CLARE
I-I trust Eli so don't you dare say a word against him.
FIONA
What about you then Edwards? What if it's you?
ADAM
That's enough Fiona.
CLARE
No Adam, its okay. Say if it was me, what motive would I have? I have nothing against the Bakers or Dave.
FIONA
Whatever, I'm just saying since you like to report the news and all. You could just so easily manufacture the news.
CLARE
Touche bitch, touché.
Clare gets up and prepares to leave.
CLARE
For the record, Fiona, if I was the killer, I would have hanged you on the flagpole a long time ago.
Clare goes back into the school as the rest just watched her leave.
INT. THE BOILER ROOM – NOON
MO MASHKOR opens the doors to the infamous boiler room. He received a text from his girlfriend Marisol saying to meet him there for 'sexy time'.
MO
Hello? Mare!
Mo walked down the steps slowly. Personally, Mo didn't like the boiler because it's creepy but worth the alone time with Marisol. His phone vibrates and it's a text message from Marisol.
MARISOL
Welcome Mo, you're just in time for the movie.
Mo chuckles, he would think that the 'movie' was code for roleplay.
MO
What kind of movie are we doing? ;)
MARISOL
Horror, answer the phone.
Mo's phone rang and he answered it.
MO
Babe, where are you?
GHOSTFACE
Some much for sticking to character, babe.
MO
The f*ck?!
GHOSTFACE
That's it; I can see the fear all over face.
MO
Is this some kind of joke? Who is this?
GHOSTFACE
Think of me as your director of a movie. A movie called "Mo Gets Skewered like the F*cking Fat Pig That He Is"
MO
That's not funny jerkoff!
GHOSTFACE
I ain't a comedian, I'm the Grim Reaper!
Mo runs upstairs, when he reaches the door, Ghostface kicks the door open making Mo fall down the stairs. Ghost face watches him fall as he slowly goes down the stairs. Mo stops at the bottom of the steps.
MO
Please don't kill me! I'll do anything!
GHOSTFACE
Sorry, you broke many rules today!
Mo drags himself away from Ghostface but he grabs Mo by the ankles into the janitor's closet. Mo screams.
INT. DEGRASSI HALWAY – NOON
Bianca and Eli go up to her locker to get her stuff.
BIANCA
Eli, you don't have to follow me around ya know. I'm a big girl. Besides, what would Clare think about her boyfriend following around Boiler Room Bianca?
ELI
(Chuckles)
Hey, since Clare is off playing Nancy Drew, I should do something useful to someone. Besides, I could be a possible target. So we targets need to stick together.
BIANCA
Thanks Eli, I just don't get why Clare is so gung ho about finding this killer. So what if the Degrassi Daily dumped her. Their loss on my opinion.
ELI
I know, but Clare always got something to prove. I should have just stopped her. If anything happens to Clare, it'll kill me.
BIANCA
Guys like you just make me wish that Drew was still alive.
ELI
I think Adam likes you.
Bianca's cheeks begin to turn red.
BIANCA
Ya think so?
As she was doing her combination, she heard a leaking noise. She looked on the floor and saw blood spewing out from the bottom. She opened her locker and Mo's dead body flops out. Bianca gives out a blood curdling scream. Eli's phone rings, it was Mo's phone.
ELI
What?
GHOSTFACE
Hello Eli. Enjoying the show?
ELI
Bastard, why don't you just come out and face us instead of hiding behind a mask? Got the balls for that?
GHOSTFACE
I got plenty. So does Saint Clare apparently.
ELI
If you touch her, I swear to God, I'll kill you!
GHOSTFACE
Oh but she's looking for me! So why not let her find me? Let's see you on the other side of a tragedy, Hearse Crasher.
ELI
F*ck you!
GHOSTFACE
You kiss Clare with that mouth? Tell Bianca that heads are gonna roll all because of her! She fingered the wrong person. Again!
ELI
You're gonna slip! They always do!
GHOSTFACE
Aww, look at little Emo Boy Eli, playing the hero. You can't protect Bianca forever. I'll make sure of it!
ELI
Bring it, you mindless piece of crap!
GHOSTFACE
I accept your challenge.
Ghostface hangs up. Eli looks at Bianca with worried eyes.