Aw, crap. Now I remember why I stopped. Ugh, I think I've decided on a path for this story and it will eliminate the other one (until further notice). Ok, now! This story contains yaoi. Disclaimer I do not own pokemon. OMG, I found this when I was planning on working on this! I love finding started chapters.

Gold's pov

"Ok," Gary started. "There are two possible things we can do."

"And what might that be?" Ash asked.

"Well we can shrink Gold or-

"Gary, I've told you a million times shrink the damn kid or else, and we've got some more people coming over." Silver said rolling his eyes at the end.

"Are they cut-

"Gary, seriously? I think he's in a relationship or something." Paul said.

"They're not in a relationship but he won't have sex with you none the less. But if you want to fail at something other than life go ahead." Silver added.

Gary got stars in his eyes. "This might be my big chance!" Gary said sounding like a middle school love-struck girl.

Then the doorbell rang and Ash opened it. A tall green haired guy walked in. Gary's smile dropped. "Everybody this is N. from Unova, Where's Black though?" Paul asked as Gary's smile returned.

"Yeah where's Black?" Gary asked repeating questions.

"He's still in town, buying something." N. replied.

"Buying something for that special someone?" Gary asked nudging N.

"Whatever it is, I know it isn't for you." N. replied.

Gary rolled his eyes and patted N. on the back. "We'll see, we'll see."

N. ignored Gary and turned to me. "Why, is he so big?"

"The other green head, who left, made him that way." Paul replied.

The doorbell rang again and Gary beat N. to the door. "You must be Black, come on in." Gary said cheerfully. Black stared at Gary, who was in his face, then at me, and then he saw N. and walked in pushing Gary out the way and walking straight over to N. who was in the kitchen area. Gary smile dropped and did not return.

"Black, introduce yourself." Silver said.

"Oh, everyone my name is Black." Black said introducing himself and then going back to his conversation with N.

"He's quite the conversationalist…" Gary started. Gary started smirking. He then proceeded to walk over to Black and N. and pushed N. out of the way so he stood in-between him and Black.

"Hey, I heard your name's Black… is that because of your…" Gary paused and walked away horrified. He headed straight for silver.

"Didn't go like you planned?" Silver asked.

"He has brown eyes. Why does he have brown eyes?" Gary replied.

"He has brown hair too." Silver added, taking a sip out of his coffee.

"No! This cannot be allowed!" Gary exclaimed. Gary left the house and quickly returned with a can of black paint.

When silver saw him come back in he went into panic mode. "Gary, don't."

Gary just dumped the can onto Black, changing the color of his hair temporarily but also getting a lot on the floor.

Black just glared at him.

"Come on Black," N. said, grabbing Black's hand and dragging him away. "Let's get you in the bath."

"Are you serious? He gets to bathe him?" Gary asked, obviously upset.

"Yeah, that is his boyfriend after all." Paul said nonchalantly.

Gary grabbed him by his collar. "Why didn't you tell me that?" He asked, shaking him.

"It's funny to watch you fail." Paul replied bluntly.

"Fine, whatever. I'm going to go shopping." Gary said, as he walked out the door.

…Later that day…

"Gary's back!" I called out, as Gary walked back inside with a large bag.

"Hey everyone! I brought McPoke!" Gary was swarmed by a crowd of hungry people. Gary handed over the bag and the collection of people dispersed… all except for Black and N., who didn't get up at all.

"That's awful nice of you," Black started.

"Your hair should be Black." Gary said, interrupting Black. "You'd look cuter that way and I'd actually date you."

"What? You are so full of yourself!" Black exclaimed as Gary walked up the stairs. "I don't like him." He told N. angrily. N. nodded and walked off, obviously trying to get away from the fuming Black.

Silver walked back in. "Hey guys, were having a Uke sleepover downstairs, okay?"

Black nodded. "You're telling me why?" He asked.

"Well… I thought…"

"No, you're wrong."

Silver just stared at him.

"Black, stop lying; you know you're always on bottom." N. said, coming back down the stairs.

"N.! I don't want everyone to know that we've done the deed." Black whined.

"You mean having sex?" N. asked, and everyone who had left earlier walked back in to listen.

"No,… I mean yes… or, ok I don't know anymore, but you can't go around telling everyone we've done it! They'll ask questions I don't want to answer." Black whispered.

"But you'll have to answer them at this "Uke sleepover" though." N. replied.

"Uke sleepover? We haven't had one of those in ages! Ok, all the Semes, go on! Upstairs! And don't come back!" Gary said, ushering N., Ash, and Paul up the stairs.

"You too, Gary." Silver added, and Gary went upstairs pouting.

"Ok, let's get started!" Silver said, heading to a closet and getting many blankets and pillows which we all set up on the floor. Black headed upstairs for a moment and came back down with his own bed set; a black and white one. "Oh, excellent idea!" Silver exclaimed as he went to go get his bedding.

When he returned, with some popcorn too, he sat down and popped the first question as well as a few kernels. "So Black, when was you're first time?"

"Well, long ago. Maybe a few years,…" Black replied.

"Wait, aren't you eighteen?" Silver asked, sounding somewhat shocked.

"No, I'm seventeen."

"Who was it with?" I asked.

"N." He answered.

"How old is he?" I asked.

"Twenty three…"

"Black! So, let's say you were fourteen. N.'s still twenty! He's way too old for you." Silver responded, laughing a bit.

"Really? You think so?" Black asked, playing with his thumbs. "My mom never had a problem with it…" He added.

"She didn't?" Silver asked, eating some more popcorn.

"She always said that it was wonderful that 'I had a man in my life!'"

"Ok… Silver, what's your favorite fruit flavor?"

Chapter end! I'm back, horray! Please R&R!