Ginny didn't want to know what Snape's underwear meant by what they'd said previously as the great chase of Ron begun but something told her whatever their words meant; they were the
words of either creeper panties or they were trying to catch Ron to calm him down- either way; the situation was scary in a very much awkward way...
Ginny yelled after Snape's underwear, "HEY! NO!" she had no idea what they were going to do with Ron or why they'd said they were going to "get their Ronny and his freckles," the only thing
certain was this was abnormal. "Where's Hermione when you need her?" she said desperately to herself.
James looked at Harry, "Harry...that's a little creepy." he said.
Ron peeped out from his hiding place upon hearing Harry's words, "... creeper." he said to himself.
Snape's underwear stopped for a moment, "Geez... I seem to have Snape's 'evilness' and Umbridge's horrible everything."
Harry either realized how loud he'd said what he'd said or realized just how bad it sounded, he looked at James, and sheepishly replied, knowing what their stares were about, "I didn't say
anything..."
Snape's underwear had apparently given up on Ron and ran towards Harry, "HARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!" they beamed.
Ginny looked at Harry and smiled, "I still love my creeper." she said and kissed him lightly.
Snape's underwear looked at Ginny, "you mean me?" they said with what seemed a wink.
James looked at Harry; it was very clear he was trying his best to contain the laughter that was about to burst out of him at any second.
Ron, who had slowly crept back downstairs in order to not be sprung by Snape's underwear, was really grossed out by this, "ewwww..." was all he could say.
Harry ignored Snape's underwear, gazed into Ginny's eyes and kissed her.
Ginny glared at Ron, "Ew; what, Ron...?" she asked.
Snape's underwear had a reply for this too, "that Ron; the Ron who ran away." they pointed out and inched closer toward Ron then seemed as though to look at everyone, "my owner thinks
something is horribly wrong, do you mind Snape being here among everyone?" they said, referring to the Snape they had just carried up the stairs; apparently he was still up there. "...because
he is wearing me..." they added.
Ginny grabbed her wand and pointed it at the underwear, "REDUCTO!" she yelled.
The same 'poof' they'd heard when James tried was heard again; they all looked around for the underwear, however what they saw was not quite what they had expected; Snape's underwear
were now red and cute. "I look dashing, I must say." they said in a tone that reminded Harry much of Gilderoy Lockhart; he sniggered as he pictured Lockhart wearing them.
Ron leapt into the air, "YES! Finally the underwear is destroyed!" he grinned.
Ginny grinned back, "You're welcome Ron."
Snape's underwear seemed confused to what just happened, "no..." they said dramatically, "You said Reducto... oops."
It was now Ron's turn to point his wand at the underwear, "Confringo!" he said and set his wand down, "there."
Snape's underwear looked around, "I think Snape just had his period..." they paused apparently pondering over this, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" they yelled dramatically.
Ron's eyes bugged out, "I'm officially grossed out." Ron didn't just say it; he showed it; he looked as though he were about to vomit or something.
James looked at the underwear, "I'm pretty sure I Reducto'd you ages ago."
Ginny closed her eyes tightly shut, apparently to rid mental images of Snape's period or something; no one was sure; she certainly was grossed out though.
Harry covered Ginny's eyes and shut his own as he saw Ginny close hers; he wanted to help her in the best way he could; Ginny laughed at this.
Kailey leapt up from her chair, "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" she yelled in a super dramatic tone as though she were in a Pokémon battle or something.
Snape's underwear laughed, using their flappy underwear parts.
Ron pointed his wand, "CONFRINGO! CONFRINGO! CONFRINGO! CONFRINGO!" he yelled.
Snape's underwear fell silent; after a while said, "hi."
"Is it safe?" Ginny asked; her eyes still covered.
Ron said nothing; the underwear however, had different ideas; the next thing they knew Snape appeared in the room- the underwear apparently being worn by him.
Harry opened his eyes, "well that was interesting..."
Snape looked around, "what's going on here?" he snapped.
"Ah!" Ron shrieked and once again, ran away to hide.
Harry looked at Snape, "oh... hi Snape... you left your underwear here." he informed; not even realizing he'd addressed Snape improperly; apparently Snape hadn't noticed either. "... and it
started attacking us?" he added.
James looked at Snape and pulled a face, "oh it's you."
Snape glared at James distastefully as James glared back, "no." he snapped. It was clear Snape wasn't in a very happy mood.
Kailey decided it would be funny to draw her wand at Snape's underwear; well where they should be, with full knowledge he was wearing them, "Incendio!"
Snape looked at her, "stop harassing me, children! You have nothing to do with... GAAAAAAHHHH!" at that moment Kailey's spell hit Snape right in the crotch. "I'M WEARING THAT, YOU FOOL!"
he spat.
Ginny looked on, confused as Snape ran about in pain, "Ouch!"
"I HAVE WON!" Kailey declared, victoriously.
Ron couldn't help but laugh hysterically as Snape hit a wall. Ginny's confused expression continued on. Snape glared at them, "I WILL DEAL WITH YOU ALL LATER!" he spat; it was clear he had
no intention of calming down.
