A/N: Thanks again to everyone who is reading and commenting and favorite-ing. Your feedback is definitely awesome. Damon has gotten a few... out there questions... and has decided to showcase them this week. So for all of you who want to know how Damon really feels on the big issues, like Pop music and Children's Dances... keep reading :) And keep a look-out for your own questions as Damon promises to answer them all... Just beware... because you may not expect the answer you get!
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Dear Damon,
i've read some really bad advice cullom who make up lousy advice so i wanted
to write a note to the editors but here is the catch the person who writes
those annoying advice is a very good-ish man, i kinda like him so what should
i do? (PS: another thing what if he has mood swings?)x)
~Angent D
Dear Angent D,
The war is over, princess. There's no need to write in code any longer. Please draft your letter back into normal English, and resubmit. Thanks!
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon,
This lady i work with had the audacity to call Justin Bieber a 'rock star'. Please find her a murder her for me. Thanks.
signed,
No Friggin Way
P.S.
If you'd rather kill Justin Bieber, I'd be more than happy to provide an alibi.
Dear NFW,
I've never heard anything by this Justin character but I did manage to find his nail polish line on my recent Google search of him. Seriously? No 'rock star' has a line of nail polish. Regardless, he must be doing something right. I mean he has all these girls hanging all over him. Maybe he's a vamp compelling them with his songs? Hmmm…. Now there's something worth looking into.
On the subject of killing- Usually I don't allow myself to be hired out for murder. I really only like to get my hands dirty if it's completely necessary. Now if he starts coming around here and getting girls over the age of twelve to swoon for him, then I might need to eliminate him. In the mean time, I'll send you one of my many credit cards and you can feel free to buy as many of his albums as possible and burn them. I find pyromania to be very cathartic.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon,
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?
Signed,
One Who Shakes It All About
Dear Shakes,
I think I like you best of all. I'm thinking getting a few people together to play an updated version if you're interested. Strip Hokey Pokey, because maybe it's not what it's all about, but it's what I'm all about.
Love,
Damon
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