Chapter four
six sodas later
"yo, mike-y, baby, Wazzzzuuuuuuuuup? you feelin' a'ight, my nizzle?" I slurred, my head dizzy and feeling more geared up than ever. every time I drunk a soda I would feel like a rocket that just blasted off into space.
Mike looked me over in confusion. "bella, what's wrong with you? you've been acting weird yesterday and today, well, you're just acting plain bizzare", he sais slowly, as if I were a toddler with hearing problems.
"do you wanna hear me sing a silly song, mike-y wike-y?" I asked sweetly, batting my eyelashes at him.
Mike was flabbergasted and a loss for words as he swayed on his feet and sweat started to form on his forehead.
I covered my mouth to muffle a giggle that rolled off my tongue.
"um, sure, bella...I wanna hear you sing", Mike answered, his voice cracking on the last word.
I took a deep breath and puffed out my chest, then I begin to sing.
"ohhhhh...give me a home where the hippopotimus's roam and my best friend mike isn't a dyke!!"
Mike's eyes widened and most of the color drained from his face.
"y-y-you think I'm...g-g-gay?" he asked quietly.
I nodded, trying to look serious. "of course, I do, mike-y. why do you think I'm talking to you right now?"
Mike closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. I backed away from him on instinct. "If you're going to cry again...I'll just be going now..."
"I'm feeling really sorry for myself right about now", he said.
I shrugged indifferently. "yeah, you should. your lifestyle ain't so hot, M-nizzle.
he looked at me, confused. "who the heck is M-nizzle?"
I grinned. "you are. who else?"
Mike's face suddenly lit up. "yay! can I give you a gangsta name?"
"sure"
"how about...B-swizzle?" he asked giddily.
I bounced up and down in excitement, smiling like a full on retard. "yeah, that sounds wicked awesome, dude!"
"you said it, dudett!"
I rocked back and forth on my heels, hands behind back. "so, M-nizzle, do me a favor will ya?"
"sure, B-swizzle, what's that?"
"well...will you help me start a food fight today at lunch?"
Mike looked surprised. "er, I'm not sure I can do that".
my brows furrowed in frustration. "why not?"
"well, for one, we'd get in trouble, for another we'd have to clean the whole cafeteria, and for another, we'd...get in trouble", Mike answered.
I folded my arms and stuck out my tongue at him. that'll teach him!
"scaredy cat! scaredy cat!"
Mike sighed. "fine, I'll help you", he grumbled.
I smacked his arm as he turned to go. "what now?!"
"theres more".
"oh come on! enough with the wacky plans already! when is it going to stop!"
I laughed and whispered the rest of my genious plan into his ear...
three more sodas later...
I smelled him before I saw him. The sweet aroma filled my nostrils and head, making me feel lightheaded. just in that instant as I was about to fall...my angel reached out and caught me in his iron grip. I stared up at the godlike creature and inhaled his beauty and scent. I brought my lips to meet his and wounded my hands around his neck, pulling him closer and closer, so close that he had to push me away.
I growled unimpressively.
damn those boundaries! one day I WILL work my way around them!
"looks like someone missed me", Edward said in that beautifully seductive voice his, his eyes warm gold and smoldering.
I sucked in my breath and puffed out my chest, determined to not let his alluring good looks sway me. "what on earth are you doing, love? are you alright?" My angel asked me, smiling my favorite crooked smile that met his eyes.
For a moment I forgot who I was, my name, or where I was.
I lost my identity to be be exact and it was all because of his warm golden eyes that were filled with so much love and passion that I melted. I was putty in his hands.
I swayed ever so slightly, nearly falling to the floor and splitting my head open. Chuckling, Edward reached out and caught me again.
I cursed under my breath, no doubt he heard me, the eavesdropper!
Damn vampires and their ability to do every stinkin' thing right!!
"Bella? you don't look so good. I'm going to have to call Carlisle and see if he give you some pills or something" Edward said, worry creasing his stone-like forehead.
I shot him a glare. "are you implying that I've crazy, Edward Anthony Mason Cullen? if so then get away from me!"
Edward face got paler than usual. "bella, love, I swear I wasn't trying to offend you! I was only worrying about your health!"
"sure you were, Edward, and my mother is the queen of england!" I scoffed sarcastically. That'll teach him to insult...the great B-swizzle!
Oh that reminds me...
I puffed out my chest yet again and beat my hands on my chest, insantly getting a painful reaction to my now swollen breasts.
"I am TARZAN!!" I blurted out. the kids in the hallway turned to stare at us. we were now the center of attention. I ignored them and continued my impersonation of Tarzan, who was my idol...well at least for now!
"bella, please keep your voice down. I'm right here you don't have to yell", Edward whispered. The people in the hallway continued to stare at us. Edward too, ignored them.
I wasted no time in keeping voice down. "me tarzan and you jane! me caveman and you cavewoman! bend to my every whim,peasant...er...we go discover fire, no?"
The small hallway was filled with noise as every single person cackled, snickered, giggled, and did any forms of laughter they could make. some even snorted like pigs.
what the heck are they laughing about? I thought angrily.
Edward however was not amused. His expression was frustrated and confused.
"Bella, it's either you tell me what's wrong with you or I'll have to bring Carlisle and Alice into this", Edward said quietly, choosing his words carefully.
I stood as stll as a pole and looked up at him with puppy dog eyes.
"Bella? who the hell is this Bella person? are you two-timing me, Edward?" I yelled, my face red with rage, hands balled into fist.
The people around us really had their their eyes locked on us now, interested in the conversation.
I glared out at them. "if you know whats good for you, you'll get out of our buisness right now!" I yelled at them. The crowd of people quickly dispersed and went about their buisness.
stupid innocents. when I'm a vampire I'll tear them all to shreds if they ever eavesdrop on my conversations. can't get no damn privacy these days, I thought bitterly.
I flashed Edward the most evilest evil eye I could manage. "are you cheating on me Edward? I thought we had something special together! how could you do this to me, Eddy-kins?!" I said in a cracked voice.
If only he was human...
I would have done so many things too him...To get back at him...the two timing bastard!
"Bella, is your name sweetheart. Don't you remember, love?" Edward said softly, rubbing my shoulder with a cold hard hand.
I shrugged his hand off and scowled at him. I raised my hand and slapped him across the face...instantly hurting my hand.
"owwie ow!! you hurt my hand, you beastly creature!!" I shouted, clutching my hand to my chest.
Edward looked hurt. for a moment there I almost felt sorry for the poor guy...almost.
"Bella, I think you've lost your identity".
I looked at him in disgust. "what? that's preposturous! I know who I am!"
Edward pulled me closer to him and whispered in my ear "Bella, what is your name?"
I glared at him. why does he keep calling me such a horridly old fashioned name? That's his other girlfriends name.
"my name is...is...poopsie...the third!" yeah that's it! poopsie the third!"
Edward raised an eyebrow. "oh? well, what happened to the first and second poopsie's?"
I threw my head back and laughed out loud. "nothing you can prove!"
Edward's lips twitched, fighting a huge smile.
"we are still not finished of the topic of that bella creature you've been cheating on me with", then out of female instinct, I asked worriedly "is she prettier than me?"
Edward laughed and said "you're way more beautiful, let me tell you that".
I felt better. At least I'm prettier than her. "and don't think you've been let off the hook, young man, we still have some problems to work out!" I told him sternly, smacking him in the head.
"yes, ma'am...I'm going to call Carlisle".
"whhhhhhy?!" I whined childishly.
"then I'm going to ask alice if she saw you doing anything to make you get so crazy".
"ha! so it is true! you do think I'm crazy! I've caught you red handed! wait, is this why you cheated on me?"
Edward groaned and pulled out his cell phone. while he wasn't looking I ripped it out of his hand and threw it to the floor. it immediately split into a gazillion pieces. wait...is that even a word?
"what was that for?!"
"don't you dare call, Carlisle!"
"why not?"
"not another word or else I'll leave!"
Edward sighed deeply and pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.
"oh that reminds me...where were you last night? I was worried sick! I nearly had a heartattack!"
Edward smiled apologetically. "Alice insisted that I help her pick out clothes with her at the mall since you weren't there. oh and what did you do to get grounded?"
"I did nothing. The principal is working against me, I tell ya!"
"no, bella, seriously, what did you do. That's so unlike you to do anything bad at school".
"what did I tell you about calling me that? for the last time my name is poopsie the third and I would advise you to call me that or I will personally take care of the Bella person you're cheating on me with! and that's the honest to go truth!"
"Poopsie..."
"what?!"
Edward shook his head. "never mind".
"where were you last night?"
"Emmett and I tore up half of the house so esme and carlisle forced us to clean it up".
"oh, so where were you this morning?"
"I was hunting".
I stomped my foot on the ground like a stubborn child and said "I'm hungry. let's go to lunch and meet up with the rest of your family...sexy eddy". I giggled at the last part and hoped he wasn't paying attention.
Edward stopped dead in his tracks(no pun intended) and turned around and looked at me curiously. "did you just call me, sexy eddy?"
I rocked back and forth on my heels. "maybe I did, maybe I did. what's it to ya?"
he smiled knowingly at me. "come on little human. it's time for you to get something to eat. are you sure you're alright?"
I rolled my eyes. this guy really knew how to annoy someone!
"I'm fine. just peachy keen, thank you. now lets go! I'm STARVED! my stomach is growling and it scares me!"
Edward chuckled and kissed my lips, pulling away way too SOON!!
he may be cheating on me but MAN can that boy KISS!!
The only thing I could think of as we walked to the cafeteria was
food fight! food fight! food fight! M-nizzle better have my back on this!
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