8. {Books are evil, ok just one.}
Seth: Hey Eddie
Edward: Hi
Seth: is Emmy being annoying?
Edward: nope
Seth: good Emmett!
Edward: I'm alone. I kicked him out
Seth: Why? (laughs)
Edward: He was annoying.
Seth: I'm sorry. What annoying thing did he do now?
Edward: usual
Seth: Like what?
Edward: talking. tapping and just plain "I'M BORED shit
Seth: awwww (laughs) talking about what?
Edward: you mostly. which was fine but he kept going back to "I miss her and shit" but wouldn't get off his ass to go see you. Did you yell at him lately or something?
Seth: yea cause he skipped class and he nearly tore a guys head off for looking down my shirt
Edward: well he was bound to do that.... After all, you know it pisses him off
Seth: yea but I didn't mean to I had no clue what any of those asses are gonna do.
Edward: yeah, well that's why Emm freaks. Neither does he.
Seth: Do you have any clue where he went?
Edward: Library?
Seth: Emmy at the library
{Seth laughs}
Edward: Bella wanted a book!
Seth: so you let him go with Bella?
Edward: She needed the ride and I needed a break. Or he would be broken Sorry Sis but he would be. So she agreed.
Seth: Hopefully he gets back soon and doesn't do something stupid
Edward: yeah .. and with MY Bella. That better NOT happen.
Seth: ok Eddie. BREATH!
Edward: No.
Seth: Deep calming breaths.
Edward: Not necessary
Seth: Well the library closes soon don't it?
Edward: yeah, I think?
Seth: Can't you hear him? Considering you are in every one's head!
Edward: not from this far? ... but when he gets closer
Seth: well at least you'll know, when he comes home.
Edward: yeah
Seth: well all you need to do is wait for sex to pop in your mind.
Edward: Gee, thanks! So looking forward to that. (sarcastically) ...........Well you're close But its not sex; thank the stars for that!
Seth: Do I even want to know?
Edward: It's just you. Nothing too bad
Bella: what are you talking about....
Seth: You!
Edward: My Bella's back!
Seth: and how utterly perfect you are
Bella: Sure, cause that's believable?
Edward: Yes, It is!
Bella: Seth! ... Emmett is going to be in a bad mood for a while. Sorry!
{Edward laughs}
Seth: what happened now?
Bella: I took him to the library. .... He found some … a book and he didn't like it much. (shrugs)
Edward: What happened?
Emmett: I HATE THE LIBRARY! (storms into the room stomping)
Seth: oh Baby what's wrong?
Emmett: ... SETHY! (smiles wide and then huffs into a pout again) I hate IT Love? ..... They don't like ME!
Bella: (giggle) ... it wasn't about YOU
Emmett: YEAH HUH
Seth: ok what happened use your words
Edward: This is so fun.
Emmett; IS NOT EDWARD! .... THEY HATE ME!
Bella: Again NOT YOU ... well not really
Edward: come on Emm. Speak!
Emmett: SHUT IT !
{Bella giggles}
Bella: Edward that's not nice.
Edward: But you laughed?
Emmett: SEEEEETTTTHHHHYYYY? (very whinny) I found this book about animals and pet owners and pets and ALL kinds of animals....... AND NO ONE LIKED THE BEARS, DOGS, OR EVEN THE MONKEYS....how do you NOT like the monkeys?
Bella: I told you it was a bad book
Emmett: It was MEAN! and HURTFULL? ..... (glares at the floor pouting)
Seth: Awww Honey, its okay
Emmett: No. It sucks.
Bella: It wasn't true Emm.
Emmett: It was in the book.
Edward: This is getting so much better (laughs)
Seth: Emmy its just a book Babe, nothing to get all worked up over
Emmett: Its a mean Book. I … I'M NEVER GOING BACK!
Seth: awwww does monkey man need a hug?
Edward: Emm... It was a kids book BRO?
{Bella giggles}
Emmett: SO? ... and yes I think I do Love? It was so mean.
Seth: (hugs Emmett) awwww my poor Baby! My poor overly sensitive baby
Emmett: (hugs her back as the others still laugh) So! .... I don't like MEAN.
Seth: awwww (hugs Emmett tighter) Its okay Honey!
Emmett: (Hugs Seth) Ok .... I guess
Emmett: But I'm still burning the BOOK.
Edward: What?
Bella: (sighs deeply) Emm you can't.
Emmett: Yes, Yes I can.... no kid should have to read it again!
Bella: No KID takes that part to heart Emm.
Emmett: (smile wide) Seth agrees.
Seth: No Emmy that is bad
Emmett: Fine. ....
Seth: That's a good boy (laughs)
Bella: Emmett... You can't burn a library book.
Emmett: But I can buy it THEN burn it.
Edward: Bro let it go.
Emmett: Fine.
{Seth wraps Emmett's arms around her}
Seth: Focus on me so the idea of that book goes away
Emmett: (gently pulls her closer)OK, Sorry Love!
{Seth giggles Bella laughs}
Seth: well just know, I LOVE monkeys, bears, and dogs (laughs)
Emmett: (smiles widely again and kisses Her) GOOD!
Seth: Yeah (laughs)
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9. {Muddy hat}
Seth: (notices Emm's hat) wow (laugh) nice hat btw
{Emmett shrugs}
Seth: (grabs the hat and runs laughing)
Emmett: ............... hey! ........ (chases her)
Bella: giggles
Seth: (runs from him laughing) I got your hat! I got your hat!
Emmett: (laughs and slowly chases her to play her game) I can get it back.
Seth: (laughs) or really (runs with wolf speed)
{Emmett stops and just watches her run sighing happily}
Bella: ... Emm go get her (laughs)
Seth: waves the hat in front of his face)
{Emmett turns to Bella while Seth holds it over a puddle of mud}
Emmett: But look, she's sooo pretty when she runs (turns back to Seth,) SETH? Wait? No, please I like that one! Please?
Seth: (starts to drop it) Then come get it Emmy!
Emmett: (wide smile and takes off running; before she can react he is behind her pulling her onto his shoulder and gets the hat) OK ... I got it!
{Seth shrieks and giggles}
Bella: (giggles)
Edward: having fun Sis?
Emmett: I am...
Seth: I am too (laughs) Hey Bella come here please?
Bella: ... why?
{Edward wraps her in his arms}
Edward: what for Seth?
Seth: I want to tell her something (laughs)
Emmett: She won't Bite Ed
Seth: hard
{At the same time Bella says under her breath …}
Bella: Much
Edward: (rolls his eyes playfully but lets Bella go) BE nice
Seth: I'm always nice.
Bella: (Giggles and runs over to Seth) Ok,
Seth: (lips grab the hat and throw it) I promise you are gonna be ok please
{Bella giggles}
Emmett: ... What's going on Seth?
Seth: nothing. (lips please it's fun for me)
Bella: (giggles) Its nothing Emm (turns to leave then whips around to get the hat and runs back to Edward while Emmett stands there stunned)
Edward: (laughs) ... Seth, Bella that's not nice
{Seth gets out of his grip}
Bella: but you laughed?
Seth: toss it!
Emmett: HEY!
Bella: Sorry Emm (Tosses it and lands in the puddle)
Seth: oops (laughs)
Emmett: Ah... oh my hat?
Seth: Oh my god. That wasn't supposed to happen Baby! Bella you have horrible aim (laughs)
Bella: oh ... Sorry I really do Sorry Emm
Seth: (cracks up laughing) I'm so, so sorry Baby (rolls on the ground laughing)
Emmet: ... (get the hat and laughs)
Seth: I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry Emmy that totally wasn't supposed to happen!
Bella: Yeah, my tossing sucks
Edward: It can be replaced
Emmet: (shrugs ) What ever Bells ... no big thing.
Seth: I'll buy you a new one Baby considering I'm the one who came up with the idea
Emmett: Nah, its ok.
{Seth gets up and slips in the same puddle that Emmett's hat went in}
Emmett: Seth? ... You ok?
Bella: Oh, Sis?
Seth: (laughs) I'm a dirty, dirty girl!
Emmett: (smiles wickedly and winks) .... Well, we should clean you up then!
Seth: (throws some mud at Emmett and laughs) I'm sorry Babe I had too!
Emmett: (shrugs ) Its ok!
Seth: Did I get you dirty?
Emmet: ... maybe a little (winks at her)
{Seth laughs}
Edward: (under breath)A little more, maybe.
{Bella giggles}
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10. {Dec.23.09}
Seth: Emmett is cuddling with me and I don't know why.
Edward: Christmas!
Bella: OH great! (sarcastically)
Seth: What about it?
Edward: (Shrugs) ..... Its one of his favorite holidays.... something about it makes him ....clingy!
Seth: Shit. A clingy Emmy; I'm fucked!
Bella: Yep ... good luck Sis
Seth: S.O.S, S.O.S!
Edward: Just remember NOT to break her Bro
Seth: I'm not worried about me. I'm worried about MY HOUSE
Bella: (laughs) yeah I would be too
Seth: Eddie help please pretty please. I'll help you with Bella's present
Edward: Umm I already got it and I don't know HOW I could help you here Sis .... other then tell him that you are too hurt to be touched and even then that could cause a problem !
Bella: WHAT PRESENT! ........ Edward what did I TELL YOU!
Seth: god. Damn it
Edward: Nothing Love, don't worry about it!
Bella: EDWARD!
Seth: Sorry Eddie
Edward: Thanks SIS! (sarcastically)
Seth: I'm helping him MAKE your present. Its homemade
Edward: not a penny was spent!
Bella: ........ Oh ..... well ok then!
Seth: think I saved your ass on that one (laughs)
Edward: But you were the one that put it there in the first place this time!
Seth: And I helped fix it so Shhhh
Bella: (sighs) ... Fine so .... I'm going to lay down ... BEHAVE all of you
Edward: Thanks Sis ..... and OK Love
Seth: But behaving is no fun Belly (laughs)
Bella: Well you don't count Sis ... Just the boys!
Seth: Yeah you boys behave (laughs)
{Bella leaves the room}
Seth: so what did you get her?
Edward: A blown glass rose. ... I made it. She always said she loved them.
Seth: Awwww! That's sweet!
Edward: Yep! Thanks!