Pffft lol, the last chapter was such a fail OTL I totally progressed that way too fast, but whatever. Here's what's happened till now:
When Kinnosuke the police officer finally catches Shizuo for his crimes on public property, he's surprised the one bailing him out is Izaya of all people. Keeping Shizuo temporarily at an apartment complex, last chapter Izaya drugged Shizuo so he could bring the man to a different, secure place. What's with his sudden overprotectiveness?
MPD: MultiPersonality Disorder
Chapter Three: I'm Fr—eaked OUT!
The next time Shizuo woke up was, thankfully, on a familiar soft bed and in his own room. He paid no attention to his missing windows, blaming it on his dizzy state. Cursing the flea for annoying him even in his dreams, Shizuo stumbled into his bathroom and washed his face after turning on the light. He reached for where his toothbrush should have been… but wasn't. In fact, now that he thought about it, the sink shouldn't be closest to the door – the toilet was supposed to be there. Why were they switched?
Confused and a tad freaked out, the blonde rushed out of his bathroom and opened up his closet, tensing when none of his usual clothes were there. Instead lay jeans, khakis, T-shirts, boy shorts, and light sweaters. "What the—where are my clothes?"
"You won't be needing those horrible suits, Shizu-chan~!" a familiar voice called.
Silence hung in the air for a while before Shizuo turned around, his mocha brown orbs glaring at Izaya. "You… what the hell are you doing in my house?" he growled ferociously, facing the ravenette fully.
"Pfft, are you serious, Shizu-chan? Really? I tried to recreate your room as best I could, but the bathroom was off and I don't want anyone staring at you through the windows. As for your clothes… those horrid things aren't suitable for leisure," Izaya huffed, but it was clearly a lie. He just didn't want Shizuo wearing something someone else got for him.
"WHAT? Give me back my clothes, you damn—" Shizuo cut himself off, memories of what happened just before he blacked out seeping into his mind and replaying over and over again like a broken record. A hot broken record. …Scratch that, what the fuck? "What the hell…? Y-You," the blonde flushed, "k-ki-kissed me?"
"Hmm? Ah, right. Why're you blushing, Shizu-chan? Embarrassed to be kissed by the person you hate the most~?" the raven haired informant asked before his red eyes glinted with mischief. "Or… are you embarrassed that you actually enjoyed it?"
The blonde gaped, opening and closing his mouth like a fish. By the time he was able to fully compute the words and let his anger take over, Izaya left the room. "IIIIIZZAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAA-KUUUUNNNNN!" the ex-bartender roared out before charging out of the room and darting across the hallway. He jumped down a flight of stairs and swerved a corner he saw Izaya's jacket flutter into before his arms were suddenly twisted behind his back and handcuffed. "Flea! What the hell are you doing?"
"Ah? I'm not too fond of being attacked, Shizu-chan~! These are like the chains from before at the other apartment – if you pull too hard or if I push the magic button, you'll get shocked~! So you better behave, Shizu-chan, else you'll be electrocuted into oblivion!" Izaya giggled, leading the struggling brute to a table. "Sit down, Shizu-chan, it's time for breakfast~! I made pancakes, don't they smell delicious?"
They did, Shizuo was practically salivating at the sweet smell, but he restrained himself. After all, it was the flea (A/N: it sounds like Shizuo's containing some sexual frustrations~! /signchucked). "They're probably poisoned…"
"Want me to feed you today, too?" Izaya sighed melodramatically. "Not that I mind or anything, Shizu-chan, but you really have to grow up."
"Shut up!"
"Come now, open up, Shizu-chan!" the ravenette teased, taking a piece of pancake and holding it up to the blonde's mouth.
The bodyguard scowled at the food presented before him, eyeing it critically as if he could see if it were poisoned.
"It's fine, Shizu-chan. There's nothing inside of it besides the normal ingredients for a pancake," Izaya deadpanned before shoving the pancake into Shizuo's mouth.
"B-Bastard!" the blonde coughed out, choking on his breakfast.
"Is it good, Shizu-chan~?" Izaya asked, smiling sweetly as he prepared another piece for his captive. Said captive remained silently, unwilling to admit the pancake tasted delicious. "Lucky for you, Shizu-chan, I have the whole day off today~! So we'll be spending a lot of time together~!" the ravenette smirked, seeing the distress in those beautiful mocha brown orbs. "What do you want to do today, Shizu-chan? Shall we talk about our lives? Our views on life? What we like? What do you think, Shizu-chan?"
"There's nothing for me to talk about with you," Shizuo grumbled, reluctantly taking in another pancake piece.
"Oh, I think there are plenty of things we can talk about~!" the informant rambled, sliding closer to the captured blonde and feeding him the last bits of pancake. "Why don't we start with your dear brother, Kasuka~?"
Shizuo stiffened, turning to glare at the ravenette with the pancakes still in his mouth. He was about to sputter some nonsensical words, but Izaya pressed a finger against the blonde's lips. "Ah, ah, ah~! Don't want you to forget your manners~! But back to your brother… it's exciting, isn't it? He's getting that huge part in that movie – it'll make him twice as famous as before, right? It would be a right darn shame if something happened to him… something so devastating. But of course you'd have nothing to do with it, right, Shizu-chan? Nothing you do could ever hurt your brother, since you care about him oh so much," the devious informant smirked, wiping a few crumbs from the corner of Shizuo's mouth.
"But it doesn't hurt to play nice once in a while… just in case, hmm~?" he asked teasingly, eating the crumbs off of his thumb.
The blonde bodyguard growled, glaring at the flea in front of him. "You bastard," he snarled, knowing full well Izaya must have done something to prepare for this situation already.
"So, Shizu-chan… what shall we talk about today?"
Errr… I feel like no one will understand the title… and really sorry for the short chappie, but I felt like that was a nice ending for it ^^;