Hai:] This is how to annoy the Hunger Games characters. Tell me who to do next. ps: SPOILERS. DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ MOCKINGJAY
~SilverDappleWarrior
HOW TO ANNOY PEETA MELLARK
- Bite him and scream: "THIS IS STALE BREAD, IT'S NOT EDIBLE!"
- Ask him if his parents were high when they named him.
- Tell him Gale and Katniss got married, Effie and Haymitch are dating, and that he's going to die alone.
- Convince him that he died in the Hunger Games in that river bed and that Katniss never loved him. That she wanted him to die, she was going to kill him.
- Same with Katniss, dump a bucket of water on him and yell "SOGGY BREAD!"
- Write a letter beginning with "Dear Pita.."
- Give him pita chips, force him to eat them, and yell "Cannibal! You can't EAT yourself!"
- Tell him he never had a chance with Katniss, bite him, and say: "You don't even taste good..."
- Everytime he says something say: "Says the bread.."
- Convince him that Gale is challenging him to a duel in the Hob for Katniss.
- Tell him that Katniss is now a drunkard with Haymitch and she plans to wreck the bakery.
- Bring him into public and scream at the top of your lungs: "WHO ELSE KNOWS WHY HIS MOTHER HATES HIM? SHE HATES PITA BREAD! BWAHAHAHA!"
- Force him to make out with Katniss, bring Prim into the room, (SPOILERS: Before she died) and yell: "WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE YOU GUYS?"
- Tell him Katniss wants to move to D2 with Gale and that she loves him more.
- Step on a pita chip, say "Whoops..." push Peeta to the ground and say "Im sorry. I didn't know you were there. I hope I didn't kill you."
- Get a blow torch, put on your best serial killer face, and whisper "Time to bake, Peeta!"
- Sing "Do you know, the pita man, the pita man, the pita man, do you know the pita man who plans to eat himself?" (Not my best..Ignore itXD)
Yeah..not my best. Why are these letters big? Oh well. R&R!~ SilverDappleWarrior
The letters are back to normal!:D