Chapter 4 pixie stix

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Disclaimer: I forgotted it in the others. Oops

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"So Gaara when are we leaving "

"Two days manwhore"

"Will you stop calling me that?"

"Well then stop acting like one"

"You know what I'm going to find a real girlfriend just to prove I can"

"You wanna bet"

"You're on"

"Okay if you find a girlfriend and keep her for more than a month I will get you a date with Hinoko. If you lose you have to where pink for two months"

"Deal"

"Deal, and here's your money"

"Thanks" and then Kankuro left

Gaara sat around for about ten minutes waiting for Tanka to come back. He got kinda board so he deiced to see what Tanka had on her pen cam. After he figured what plug on the computer it was, he plugged the camera in. at first she just had some pictures of Naruto asking Hinata out and some of Temari and Shikamaru making out in the rain. She had about twelve of Kiba with ramen coming out of his nose. She had taken pictures of him blushing. I don't remember her taking that one. She had about fifty of him dancing and another twenty of the both of them dancing. He hadn't noticed Tanka walk in, "you know that last one was really hard to get" she said making him fall out of his seat.

He sat on the floor "you're really good at taking pictures, some of them look professional or posed."

"I got skill"

"How did you get the ones of us dancing together?"

"The mirrors in the club"

"Oh, so how was your meeting"

"Mission"

"What kind"

"Escort"

"Who"

"Some big bad leader"

"Well make sure he keeps his hands away from my Tanka. You and your ears"

"Well I don't know he is a powerful man"

"I'm hungry let's get some thing to eat"

"Okay, what time is it"

"Noonish"

"To the ramen stand"

"Why"

"Acause that's where everyone is"

"Fine, let's go"

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ten minutes later

Tanka and Gaara were on there way to the ramen stand. (A/n I can't remember what it's called at the moment) Gaara was still pestering her bout her mission, "so who is going with you"

"The lazy ass"

"That it"

"yep"

"I don't have to worry about him my sister would kill him"

"We're here" as the reached the ramen shop

"Dammit"

"What"

"I like talking to you"

"Well I'm hungry" she said as she walked in.

Naruto was working on what looked like his eighth bowl of ramen, with Neji looking at him shaking his head. Tenten and Hinata were talking about some thing. Kiba was sulking in the corner. Tanka sat next to Hinata and ordered some beef ramen.

"h-hi Tanka"

"Soooooooo, how was your date"

"Great"

"What happened," Tenten said almost jumping out of her seat

"We ate dinner, then dancing, then he carried me home, and madeout on my porch."

"Dancing, he survived dancing with you"

"Actually he did better then me. And he is a damn good to"

"Really"

"W-wait d-did you"

"Huh"

"T-Temari said y-you slept t-together"

"I'm going to kill that bitch" Tanka sweat dropped "we slept in the same room together. That's it"

Tenten laughed at Tanka defensiveness "so you slept together with out the fun"

"Yeah" the fact that Tenten said that didn't surprise her, but the fact that Hinata blushed at the comment was the surprise, "I expected Tenten but not you to"

"I-I have no clue what your talking about…maybe"

Tanka and Tenten both pointed at Hinata ant shouted "SO YOU DID SLEEP WITH NARUTO" everyone turned to look at them. Hinata passed out again.

Tanka poked her, "I think we killed her"

Naruto looked up from his Raman for the first time, "if you killed I have to kill you"

"She's fine she just passed out again"

"Give me a minute I have to finish this"

Hinata popped up "what you choose you lunch over me"

"Um…no you just do that a lot"

Hinata wanted to change the subject on some one else "Kiba why are you depressed"

Tanka wanted to mess with him, "why are you depressed I don't like when people are depressed," she rolled up into a little ball on the floor, "I don't like when people are depressed" after that she got up, "that was fun. Hey Hinata, Tenten you wanna find Temari and go buy some pixie stix"

"Okay"

Gaara tried to stop them but was too late "shit"

"What"

"Those two scare me normally but on a sugar high. To say pixie stix scare me"

"oh, sucks to be you

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later that day later

"So Gaara you ready to go"

"Huh, Tanka so your our escort"

"Yeppers"

"Okay"

two days later

Tanka ran up to Gaara, "HII'MONASUGARHIGHDIDYOUKNOWTHATMYSISTERHASAGIANTSWORDI-I-I-IMEANITSLIKEEVENBIGGERTHATHATZABUZASGUY'SSWORDA-A-ANITHINKI'MGONNA—"And with that she passed out. Temari, who was running around Kankuro and Shikamaru turned to laughing at her friend but followed suit and passed out to.

"Great now I have to carry her" Gaara said picking Tanka up

"Hey lazy ass carries your girlfriend"

"Well then you carry they bags" soon Kankuro had five backpacks and Gaara's gourd on his back, "ack, this shit is heavy"

"Hey so is she and bags don't have teeth, ow" Tanka bit Gaara again

"Okay"

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four hours later

When everyone got to the house Tanka and tamari were still out. Gaara started to hand out orders, "alright, Shikamaru put Temari in her room" he put Tanka in a room near by"

The house had five bedrooms Gaara got the main room on the end Temari got the other end and Kankuro was in the middle. The two rooms across the hall were guest rooms. (a/n you need to know the layout to make this funnier that way)

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later that night

Temari woke to a loud clap of thunder. Dammit I hate storms. She was afraid of storms when ever they came around she would hide under the covers.

Across the hall Shikamaru herd the storm coming, he knew the one thing that made Temari's heart race in the bad way was a storm. That was on of the few things he remembered form the countless conversations they had was her fear of storms and spiders. So he went to take her mind off the storm.

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meanwhile

Tanka was sitting on the roof watching the storms approach. She loved storms. Her storm enjoyment was short lived when in started to rain, so she went back inside. As she came in Gaara watched her come in the window, "hey I thought you liked watching storms"

Tanka jumped across the room "Dammit, you scared me. To answer your question I like to watch storms but I hate being wet"

"Oh, well let me help you dry off"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Any thing you want it to be"

She started to blush madly as Gaara pulled her into the room.

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Kankuro was sitting in his room, Temari should be scared shitless. Maybe I should go mess with her. That sounds like fun. Kankuro got up and walked down the hall, opened the door to his sisters room to find the form of Shikamaru on his sister. Kankuro instantly snapped, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU NARA."

Shikamaru looked up from what he was doing "shit"

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meanwhile

Gaara had just pulled of Tanka's shirt and was now trailing butterfly kisses down her chest and stomach. He reached to kiss her again. When he heard someone running up the hall, "Gaara save he from your psycho brother, please" then he herd a second set of feet rundown the hall, "I'll kill you" he herd Shikamaru run by again, "Gaara save me or Temari's going to be pissed" he got frustrated and stopped what he was doing and yelled at the door, "will you two shut up I'm busy"

Kankuro stopped to think what about what his brother said. When it did came to him, "you go Gaara"

Gaara got back to what he was doing, when the lights cut out. Tanka let out a little squeak.

"Gaara"

"HN" he looked down to see the worry in her eyes, "what's wrong"

She looked embarrassed now, "well, I'm kinda afraid of the dark"

"Its okay and he kissed her on her forehead, "now since the moment was ruined I'm goin to save Shikamaru from my brother. You coming."

"Yeah, let me put on a shirt"

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Some how they all ended up in Temari's room, Shikamaru was hiding behind Temari. Kankuro was running around looking for him.

"Why do you like that sexist anyway," Kankuro screamed

"Why are you a manwhore?"

"Shut the fuck up, and why are you so worked up. Damn you practically encouraged Gaara"

"Hello he's my little brother we're guys this is the stuff we brag about. But our sisters we have to kill there boy friends, and get over protective and stuff,"

Blah, blah they stared to argue some how Gaara got dragged into the argument. Then the lights came on. Tanka tried to get there attention, "guys the lights are on." No response. "Um guys the lights are on." Still no response. "Gaara the lights are on" not even Gaara was listening. "HEY ASSHOLES THE GOD DAMNED LIGHTS ARE ON" she yelled and stormed out of the room.

Gaara felt like smacking himself. He knew she was afraid of the dark. He walked over to Tanka's room, "um…hey I'm" she shot him a death glare, he took a deep breath "I'm sorry for ignoring you"

She gave him a goofy look that she knew would make him laugh, "and what if I'm just mad we got interrupted"

"So your mot mad at me"

"Nope just your family and the dark"

"Oh. Well, where were we"

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That's the end of chapter four there is a time skip between the next chapter bout a month.

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