Hellboy, the Emo Demon
(Not much of a movie reveiw)
"Happy Halloween, muha ha ha ha." Zabuza said manically.
"Be quiet, besides it is almost Veterans Day." Neji stated.
"He must be dressed up as a mummy." Naruto whispered to Mittens.
"No, he just has problems using toilet paper." Mittens replied sarcastically.
"I got DVD we can watch and criticize." Kiba added in.
"What is it?" Haku asked.
"Hellboy."
Everyone got up and hit Kiba on the back of the head so hard that his face and shadow was plastered to the wall. "We aren't going to watch something called Hellboy!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"But it has demons, killing, explosions, and guns."
"I'm in." Everyone else said at the same time. "It better be as good as you say." Sasuke grunted.
One Movie later…
"Who the in the seven freakin' chambers of hell is Rasputin?" Mittens yelled in frustration.
"He was the advisor of the czarress of Russia before it had a revolution. He is known as a womanizer; drunkard; priest; healer; and not dying after being poisoned several times with cyanide, being stabbed and shot about three times each, bludgeoned, and tossed in hole made to throw him in a frozen-over river. He was found in the morning a few miles away, still alive, where they got fed up with him and chopped his head off." Haku said, with an admiring gleam in his eyes.
"I think he paid a bit too much attention during his history classes." Sasuke said.
"Let us put him out of his misery then." Naruto said, and handed everyone but Haku a shotgun. "Let the hunt begin." Haku bolts and everyone chases him.
The End