Night: SWEET! Chapter 4 is ready… YEAH, BUDDY

Nilla: We don't own PJO or HoO

Night: Or do we…

Zeke's POV

Hmm…. I don't really know how to describe destroying a Cyclops with two girls I don't know. They looked stronger than me which is kind of pathetic of me since I'm the male.

"Damn… I really liked that sword." The girl with moons for eyes said. The fluffy haired girl just shook her head and rolled her eyes in agreement.

"America is weird, and so is this camp." I finally managed to say.

"Welcome to America brit-boy." Fluffy haired girl said.

The creepy blonde haired girl and the three gentlemen walked towards us.

"Umm… Welcome to camp British boy and weird girls." Percy said awkwardly.

"Uhh… Thanks?" The fluffy haired girl said. She had odd eyes and if you look at her ankle you'll see a dark purple ribbon wrapped around it.

We all looked kind of busted up.

I cleared my throat.

"Uhh… We should probably get going before more monsters attack… and it's getting dark so we have to beware of harpies." Percy said. I remembered his name very clearly Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.

We walked up the hill and towards the tree (that sounds like it would be good in a song). We were finally at Camp Half Blood… at least that's what the sign said.

Raven's POV

The Camp…. Was trippy as fuck. There was a pony guy coming over to greet us, kids climbing rock walls that were spilling down lava, people that looked half goat were playing some weird type flute, and there was a bunch of weird cabins.

The pony guy had a trimmed beard, a Party Ponies T-Shirt, and a tweed jacket that smelled like coffee.

"Welcome young heroes to Camp Half Blood.-" The pony guy said as he looked at our jacked up clothes. I probably looked worse than before.

"I suggest before we go any further you three would like to… Ah, Freshen up." He continued.

An Asian girl with pink eyeliner scurried over to us. She looked really pretty… but an ugly kind of pretty. She looked at us like we were a piece of moldy cheese that she almost stepped on. Then, she walked away. A blonde girl that looked about our age came to us. She had a mouth full of braces but she looked nice.

"Don't mind Drew… She's just… fussy sometimes that's all." The blonde girl said as she handed us each a Camp Half Blood T-Shirt with a pair of jeans then scurried off.

Suddenly, something on the boy's head began to glow. Some kind of harp thing appeared above his head. Everybody started whispering to each other.

"What… Do I have something in my teeth?" He said as he covered his mouth.

The harp thingy had faded away. Campers were giving him a look of jealousy.

"Ummm … What just happened?" The boy said in a panicking voice.

"Congratulations Zeke. You've just been claimed as a child of Apollo." Pony guy said cheerfully. A tall boy with blue eyes and blonde hair showed up.

"Hello. I'm Will Solace and I'm the councilor for Cabin Seven. It's okay, Chiron I'll give Zeke the rest of the tour." Will said while giving him a you-lucky-bastard-look.

"Okay. Thank-you Will" Chiron said. As he said that Zeke and Will walked away. "And then there was two." I said while tapping my foot.

"Seriously." Marney agreed.

"Annabeth, why don't you take these two to Aphrodite Cabin to… Ah… Freshen up." Chiron said.

"Yes, Chiron." Annabeth said while leading us towards a pink cabin. It looked like an over grown Barbie Dream House.

Annabeth knocked on the perfect white door. A girl with tanned skin, kaleidoscope eyes, and choppy and uneven hair answered. She had two little braids framing her face.

"Hi Annabeth… what's up?" The girl said.

"Hey Piper. Can you clean these two up?" Annabeth said.

"Yeah, Sure. Come in." Piper said.

We walked into the Barbie home.

Ew is all I could say about that hellhole.

Zeke's POV

Will is great. Before anything he made me take a shower then go see some old orientation video. Then he took me into a gold cabin.

"These are all your new brothers and sisters." Will said as he introduced me to all the boys and girls. Most of them had blonde hair and blue eyes.

When people ask me how long I've been at Camp or when I got to camp I say about three hours ago and about three hours ago. A conch horn blew in the distance.

Will told me it was the signal for Dinner and that we line up according to seniority. So I was dead last. I didn't mind though… it felt nice to be in a family for once… Then Marney and Raven came running over and ruined a somewhat nice moment.

Marney's POV

Dear gods the Barbie House Cabin was horrific. Ugh. Apparently "Freshen Up" doesn't mean a quick shower and quickly brushing hair-No. It means taking an hour long shower, picking out the "cutest" things they can find then holding us down and putting weird product in our hair and to top off the torture… makeup.

Yes. Makeup. That's were I drew the line… Raven and I broke free and ran out of that disgrace.

They got rid of the frizz and waves in my hair and turned it to pure curls and my hair wasn't light brown… that weird shampoos made it look like the sword Raven had… My hair looked bronze with gold tips. Eww. I looked almost… pretty… what a disgrace.

They wanted to dye Raven's hair dark brown instead of her black color. The stupid Aphrodite girl accidentally dyed her hair SILVER. So she looked like she belonged in Anime, and they changed her skin tone. It was no longer a deep tan that looked almost like syrup… it was some skin tone called "neutral". At about that point when we saw ourselves in the mirror… we knew it was time to run away.

We were screaming like no tomorrow and it didn't help that we might've ruined Zeke's emotional moment.

Night: FINALLY YOU MAKE A LONGISH CHAPTER!

Nilla: NO WONDER YOU ONLY HAVE 2 PEOPLE WHO READ THI STORY!

Night: AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU,AUTHOR *shows off mad nun chuck skills*

Nilla: R&R IF YOU WANT A COOKIE