Yeah, Zee is back!
And I finally got reviewed! YAY!
So thank xx-Eyes for Eternity-xx for this next chapter
She said I was funny! YAY!
Sorry, on with the story
Me no own this =[
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Jasper [walking up to Carlisle]: Carlisle, Emmett's dying ....
Carlisle: That's impossible Jasper, he's dead already
Jasper: But Edward said....
Alice: Didn't I tell you to ignore Edward 'cause he was just bitter about having to leave Bella back home?
Jasper: Sorry Alice....
Carlisle: Where is he then?
Jasper: Who?
Carlisle & Alice: EMMETT!
Jasper: Where?
Carlisle: My sons are all idiots....
Alice: Where. Is. Emmett. Jasper?
Jasper: .....Oh! He's over there, in the candy shop, he's writhing on the floor in pain..
[Carlisle and Alice run to Candy Shop]
Jasper: Tra-lala-la-la-lalala-la-la-lalala
Alice: Jasper! Get your but over here! NOW!
Jasper: Coming Alice...
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WhatIsMyName13: Sorry, couldn't resist putting in an A/N, but you can tell you controls the relationship, Jasper may wear trousers but Alice wears THE trousers
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[In the Candy Shop]
Carlisle [Kicking Emmett who is lying on the floor]: Emmett, get up you fool!
Emmett: Leave me alone... my head hurts...Urghh
Carlisle: Jasper! Edward! Help him up! Alice, leave money on the reception to pay for the window!
[Jasper & Alice & Edward salute and run in different direction]
Edward: Jasper! Emmett's over here!
Jasper: ooh right, sorry Edward...
[Aro appears from no-where]
Aro: 60 seconds....
Edward: Shut up Aro!
Aro: Teehee....58.......57........56......55.......54
[All the Cullens run out of the shop]
Carlisle: To the Cullen Mobile!
Alice: I'll phone Rose and Esme
Rosalie: Don't bother, we're already here
Jasper [shouting at Aro and the Volturi]: Run, Run, Run as fast as you can, you can't catch us, we're the vampire......people!
Alice: *sigh* I sometimes wonder why I love you...
[All arrive at the Cullen Mobile which is actually just Emmett's Jeep with a superman sticker on it]
Carlisle: Let's go!
Edward [in driver's seat]: Where the hell are the keys?
Carlisle: Can you not hotwire it?
Edward: No, Rose fixed it so it's impossible to hotwire!
Jasper: AHHHH! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!
Aro: Mwahahaha!
Carlisle: LEG IT!
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Okay, watcha think?
Any good?
I'll be away for the rest of Saturday and most of Sunday, so not much updating will be happening but I'll try to write as quick as my fingers allow..
READ AND REVIEW PLEASE PEOPLES!
See ya'll soon
Love
Zee
xxx