Yeah Im back! (Looks around in confusion) Hey where did everyone go! Fine! On with the story.

I still don't own Naruto.

Chapter 4, HEATHENS!!!

Hidan snarled in annoyance, this kid was so stupid! Seriously, it's as if he did the opposite of what you told him to do! The kid hadnt listened when he had told him how to draw the diagram, and this is was the result of his inattention.

Fine! Let him suffer, it's not as if he cared about the boy or anything.

The white haired Jashinist turned and faced his partner who had apparently gone to speak to Leader-sama, and ask whether the ritual was ready for another Biju.

Hidan turned back to face the kid, who had stabbed himself in the chest with Hidans ritual pike, in a cheap imitation of a Jashinists prayer. "Stupid bastard, why the fuck should I have to look after your shit!"

Unbeknownst to Hidan, Kakuzu's eyes had opened, and there was a deep fiery rage now burning there.

"Shut up Hidan, Im not in the mood for your shit today." Hidan spun around, a retort on his lips, but was instantly cowed when he saw the depths of his partner's rage, "Pein says we are to capture the Jinchuuriki and contain it for the next four months until the ritual is ready again." At this it was Hidans turn to swear, "Fuckin hell, how the fuck are we going to keep this thing alive for 4 months?!"

Though Kakuzu was no longer listening, he was standing over the Jinchuuriki boys lifeless body, lying withing one of Hidans circles.

"Hidan?" Hidans tirade came to an abrupt halt, "What?!" Kakuzu ignored the rude retort and continued, "You do know that this boy is not immortal, right?" Hidan shrugged, "Yeah of course I-" Kakuzu spun around angrily, his fist hitting Hidan square in the face, "Then why is he dead!"

Hidan did nothing for a moment, then gathering his courage, he stepped closer to his angry partner and peered around him, to look at the blond boy lying within the circle, his own blood pooling beneath him to join that of the circle.

Hidan grimaced, "Oops, my bad, thought he was tougher, at least we can leave this Jashin-foresaken forest now."

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Sasuke, closely followed by Sakura burst into the clearing, which was currently occupied by missing nins, all of which turned and stared at the two intruders.

Sakura was almost shaking in fear, while Sasuke had a glare on his face, neither had yet to notice the body of their comrade lying behind the two figures.

Sasuke smirked and activated his sharingan, "Where is Naruto?!" He punctuated each word with another step forward.

The shorter man, the one with white hair, looked shocked and then slightly disturbed, "What the fuck, this shit is seriously fucked up! That guy looks exactly like the fucken Uchiha!"

At the mention of his elder brother, Sasuke tensed, but before he could attack the albino man Kakashi appeared in front of him, succesfully stopping him.

The other man, who had yet to say a word, looked at Kakashi and then pulled a bingo book from his pocket, and flipped through it until he found the page he was looking for, and began to read, "Hatake Kakashi, The copy ninja of Konoha, bounty: 56 000 000 ryou. Hmm, Hidan you can have them all as long as the bodies are recognizable when you are done."

Sasuke and Sakura both stared at the masked man in shock. The white haired man laughed and stepped forward, revealing Naruto's body lying behind him, this action caused various reactions among the three Konoha shinobi, Sakura let out a strangled gasp\sob and fell to her knees in shock, while Sasuke just stood there, unable to comprehend that the cheerfull blond he had known most of his life was dead.

Kakashi stared at the body of his student, his sensei's son, the happy blonde, the one who always caused trouble, the number one ninja at surprising people, Uzumaki Naruto. He didn't have time to grieve; he couldn't if he wanted to avenge his student.

Hidan was puzzeled by the looks on his opponents faces, until he looked behind himself, 'They must have known him, oh well who gives a flying shit!' and with that thought he ran forward, giant three bladed scythe in hand.

"Ha fuckers, you will soon meet the fate of your little fuck buddy over there!"

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Yeah I know its also very short hopefully it will be a lot longer next time, but at least im giving you two short chapters instead of one. Please review!