The madness continues! Or at least... I think it does.. *whistles* You know this was all just one large gigantic chunk I had to somehow manage to chop into pieces to make it more...chaptery. Blegh. never...Again.
There was a small field and then a large white wall with a large arched wooden gate.
"Kakuzu come with me to check the reservations. Itachi check the layout.."
"HEY YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME BEHIND THAT EASILY YOU BASTARD!" yelled Hidan angrily shaking his fist at Kakuzu.
"If you insist come with us.."replied Leader.
"Hell Yeah!" Hidan pumped a fist in the air.
The three walked off. Leader turned around and said, "Sasori watch the idiots." then kept on walking.
Deidara stood there silently eyeing Tobi who had begun to pick flowers. Zetsu was peeping up out of he ground a little though he was arguing with himself about something. Ler was still sleeping on Kisame's back though Kisame didn't mind...not at all. Sasori sighed.
' I'm off to go find Itachi.."Said Sasori walking off into the city gates.
"But danna un.." said Deidara taking a step forward but Sasori had already disappeared into the gates. Deidara glanced over at Kisame;. He was making an even scarier face than before so he quickly tuned around to see what Tobi was doing.
Little did he know that Kisame's perverted thoughts were reaching a new height causing his blush to darken and a small trickle of blood to appear outside of his nose. He began to chuckle.
He knew the girl had no idea, that she was completely oblivious to everything other than his weird skin texture. Maybe, he wanted to hope... He wanted ...something...he couldn't name it..or didn't want to name it. He couldn't help but replay the moment in his head again and again. He wanted..could he ask her? ..No.. so he just kept on playing that scene over again in his head.
Blood trickled out of Kisames nose running to the side of his cheek. He felt the weight on his back shift and he noticed Ler was awake again. Ler hopped off of his back and stretched.
"how long was I out?" yawned Ler rubbing her eyes.
"Maybe 30 minutes" replied Kisame facing away from her. Ler leaned against the tree that Kisame was standing near and she reached into her coat. She pulled out a small canned beverage and began drinking. Ler eyed the shark guy. He was intimidatingly large. He had a very tough front that he put forth with everyone, and with his voice no one questioned it. Something made here feel there was something more there. She took another sip of her beverage. Kisame wiped the blood off his face with a sleeve then turned around and took a step closer to her.
"Ler-chan..I..."Kisame spoke downwardly. Ler raised an eyebrow.
"..Yes.." said Ler inquisitively taking another sip of her beverage. Kisame inched closer to her.
"Do you ah..."he began again.
"What?"asked Ler. Kisame inched even closer to her practically arms length away. He couldn't stand it anymore. He reached his arms out and wrapped them around her.
"..eh?"said Ler shocked.
"If you wanted a hug big guy all you had to do was ask." Ler smiled and drank the rest of her beverage tossing the can aside. She flung her arms around the big guy and gave him a big squeeze. Screw Itachi. Their faces were touching slightly. His cheek was warm.
"Well Ler-chan I was actually hoping for something else..." he trailed off. Ler's eyes shot wide open.
"YOU PERVERT!" Ler shouted and then punched Kisame in the face sending him flying backwards. Suprisingly strong though Kisame towers over her.
Tobi's Ler-chan senses alerted him to her plight and he yelled out.
"TOBI WILL SAVE YOU LER-CHAN!" He sped off toward Kisame-san. Tobi dove to tackle Kisame but he somehow managed to fly over him as he tumbled backwards so he ended up tackling Lerdavian instead.
"YAAAY LER-CHAN!" squealed Tobi.
"TOBI GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" screamed Ler wrestling to get Tobi off but he had like super suction arms or something. Deidara heard the noises and turned around to see what was going on.
"DAMMIT TOBI!" shouted Ler trying to push him off.
"..But Tobi likes Ler-chan.."whined Tobi still clinging.
"Yeah..as a fucking pet!" yelled Ler who punched Tobi in the face/mask sending him flying. Deidara's eyes widened that annoying orange mass was heading toward him. He scrambled to run away from it but he couldn't.
WHAM! Tobi went crashing into Deidaras chest leaving him breathless. Deidara was on the ground panting with Tobi on top of him.
"Wow Senpai! I guess we can say that I really take your breath away!" Tobi snickered.
"TOBI I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU UP!" Deidara shot straight up and tried to shove clay down his throat. Tobi wrestled himself free and began running away.
"TOBI DON'T WANNA GO BOOM!" Tobi shrieked. Zetsu looked up from his argument to see the mad bomber chasing after Tobi throwing bits of exploding clay at him.
"DAMN YOU!" Deidara was running after Tobi not noticing that he was heading toward Zetsu.
"DAMMIT YOU BRAA...OOF!" Deidara tripped on Zetsu's head sending him sprawling on his stomach.
"Ooo Lunch.." said black Zetsu excitedly. Zetsu leaped to grab Deidaras foot but Deidara rolled out of the way and continued chasing Tobi. Zetsu began chasing Deidara.
"Wait.!.My snack!"he cried.
"GACK GO AWAY!" shouted Deidara throwing a clay bomb into Zetsu's open mouth.
"KATSU!" KABLAMM! The bomb exploded leaving smoke coming out of Zetsu's nostils who began chasing furiously after Deidara.
"I'LL CHEW YOU IN TWO!" He roared. The running trio were running around the field madly heading back over to where Ler and Kisame were.
"AAAHHH!" Tobi cried as clay exploded near his butt. Tobi was distracted by the blast and tripped over Kisame who was out-cold on the ground. He went flying into Ler making her land flat on her back.
"WHY You STUPID!" she began but she was cut off by and explosion near her face. She threw Tobi to the side and stood up.
"YOU ASS! WATCH WHERE YOU THROW YOUR SHIT!" screamed Ler.
"NOT MY FAULT YOU GOT IN THE WAY!" deidara yelled back. Deidara and Ler dove to tackle each other, but Tobi being the idiot that he is, sprung in between them and yelled joyously.
"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"...before getting smooshed into their ball of violence. Zetsu decided messing with them would take too much work so he began nibbling on Kisame.
The rolling ball violence was spinning chaotically though the field randomly exploding patches of flowers.
Leader walked back into the clearing with kakuzu hidan and konan following him. He scanned the area in front of him but the others were not there. A sudden explosion to his right drew his attention. His gaze panned over to see yet another rolling ball of violence
"WHA THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!' seethed leader flipping out instantly.
The duo looked up instantly distracted.
"Stop this immediately or I'll rinnegan both of your asses to hell and back!" Screamed leader.
Their ball of violence started to come to a stop but zetsu popped up behind them causing Deidara, who was somewhere between trying to strangle Ler and punch her in the face and Ler who was trying to push away, to lunge forward suddenly causeing their mouths to meet.
They both jumped up immediately. Tobi rolled to the side inconspicuously
"GYACK GYACK GBLEGH!" was the only sound that issued from either of their mouths.
"ZETSU YOU DAMN PLANT!" Screamed Ler and Deidara simultaneously.
"nyeh heh heh..." chuckled Zetsu as he sunk creepily into the ground before the two could get their hands on him.
Actually not 100% sure where to go from here. Made this a while back and it has been sitting on my comp doing nothing. Hn. Decisions Decisions. Oh and while I'm here. Kisame 's intention was to ask for a kiss, but for the sake of comedy every where, he had to get smacked. Ler's no fool. She's like an Onion. she has ...Layers. Although there are no other existing similiarities between her and onions. Honest.
To be honest I have no Idea what Kisame was thinking about, but don't you think that when a big scary guy like him made a perverted face the only thing anyone could ever illicit from it is fear? heheh. Poor
Oh ...yeah...
TheBest insult ever. you damn plant. XD