Okay think Dipper. This is so confusing. Wendy had not been to work in three days! The truck was smashed but she had not been to the mystery shack. It was so confusing that I decided to use something solid, math.
Her not being at work meant:
a. She had liked it. I figured about 40% chance (logic may have been be a little persuaded).
b. She had not liked it. 60% chance.
c. She quit. 0% chance Stan has a no quitting policy.
Why did I do that? I did not like the odds.
There was only one thing to do. Go to Mabel.
"Mabel, I seriously need advice."
"What up."
"Okay, Wendy and I were in the truck and people started pushing us off a cliff. To get out, I had to leap onto Wendy we rolled out and accidentally kissed." I said barely remembering to breathe.
"Whoa, I can't believe it! What happened next."
"I ran as fast as I could."
"I can't believe you had your first kiss. Well really your second."
"I told you not to talk about the merman."
"Okay Dip, now you defiantly can't keep avoiding her."
I got Mabel's advice about Wendy, but the whole zombie thing, well, that's up to the book.
Zombie Chart
1. Are often disguised as teenagers.
2. Always where black cloths.
3. Have a green tent to their skin.
4. Weakness, grappling hook?
Well, I have to trust the book, so I got a grappling hook. It only cost me $50 with family discount and employ discount $49.96.