AN: I sed stup flaming ok eren's name is EERN nut larry su OK! LEVI SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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"LEVI!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Levi didn't answer but he stopped the horse and and he walked off of it. It took some work cuz he's short. I jumped off of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Brat?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Levi leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly just as I Levi kissed me passionately. Levi climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a the broken wall. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Dot Pixis!