To those who are curious, here is my lovely schedule. This chapter is FrUK. Next will be PruCan, then RoChu. Then I'll start covering GreecexJapan (Grepan?) and maybe some Nordic action. Now, it's fine to request a pairing, but I can't promise them as the very next chapter. I'm doing this based on popularity of the pairings. On a side note, this chapter is a bit longer than the others and contains hints of USUK.

Chapter 4: FrUK

England walked to the Allies meeting alone. All was going well until someone grabbed his shoulder.

Fun Fact: 70% of rapes start with a touch on the shoulder.

We all know what that means!

"Ohohohohohoh! Hello, Angleterre!"

England felt a shiver up his spine. "Get off me, you git!"

Instead of ignoring France and going straight to the meeting, England slapped France for no reason at all. France slapped back. Then, the two got into a fight. By the end of it, England had a broken nose and France had a black eye and both their clothes were all torn apart. Then, they both healed almost instantly. Then, they continued walking to the Allies meeting. (What was the point of that? Oh, whatever.) Once there, he saw America, China, Russia, and a random floating polar bear waiting for him.

"Hey, Iggy!" America called over. "Come on! The hero saved a spot just for you!"

England rolled his eyes. "Bloody hell, America. Would you leave me the alone for ten fucking seconds?"

America smiled. "Nope." Then, he shoved another burger in his mouth. England groaned and sat as far away from America as possible. America only scooted closer towards him.

"Ohohohoh! Mind if I sit here?" France asked while taking a spot next to England.

"Oh, sure," America told him. France grinned and sat next to England. Great.

"Okay! Let's get started so that we can bring down the Axis of Evil!" America gestured to the three drawings of Italy, Germany, and Japan on the chalkboard.

China raised his hand.

"China!" America pointed to the oriental nation dramatically.

"World War Two ended in 1945 aru! We already won aru! Why are we still having these Allies meetings, aru?"

Alright. This is where you take notes, children. Have China say 'aru' at the end of every single sentence. No matter what. Got it? Got it. Good. Moving on!

"Because I say so!"

"Well, if we're going to have Allies meetings, will we at least invite everyone else aru? We had many other nations helping us during-"

"It's okay, China," China flinched as he felt a hand on his shoulder. "We aren't actually fighting. We're just meeting up so we can spend time together over and over. After all, the Allies is the only thing we have in common. Da?"

Why did he say 'da?' That means 'yes' in Russian, right? So, why does everyone have him say it all the time? Seriously! Do you say 'yes' all the time? I didn't think so! Oh well, it's too late now. Might as well have Russia go 'da' at the end of his statements too.

"Russia, get away from me aru."

"Wait! Question!" France raised his hand.

"Yes, France?" America asked after sipping some coke.

"Aren't we supposed to be showing Italy and Germany's wedding? Why is it-?"

"GerIta only gets one chapter, dude," America interrupted. "We won't show that for a while. But it's okay! Iggy and I are together, those two are married, and Spain and Romano are dating! Everybody's happy! Now, let's set the timer and argue like the good ol' days!"

The meeting began with someone setting up a timer for one hour. America stuffed fries in his face. England and France killed each other. Russia kept messing with China. The random polar bear asked "Who are you?" at least ten times. It felt like there was a sixth person in the room. In other words, it was utter chaos.

And then, it happened.

"What are you bastards doing?"

The Allies turned and saw Italy and Romano at the door. It took some seconds to show every single person's reaction to it until America pointed at them dramatically. "AXIS!"

Suddenly, everybody stood up and tried to start beating them up. Italy screamed and got behind Romano, telling him to protect him. Romano got out a gun (Mafia, bitches!) and started trying to shoot everyone. However, he was terrible at aiming so they all gave him a few bruises here and there.

Somewhere in all the fighting, England felt a tap on his shoulder. He jumped and turned to see France. "Come with me."

England frowned. "I don't think I will, arse."

France sighed. "You leave me no choice." With that, he dragged England away forcefully. England screamed and demanded for the frog to let him go. However, nobody heard him over the fighting. Instead, France shoved England into a storage closet. After shutting the door behind him, France turned on the light switch. The Englishman scowled.

"What the bloody hell are you doing?"

"Oh, I think you know." France looked at him with passion in his eyes.

England's eyes widened and he began to back away from the Frenchman. "I am not going to lose my virginity to a bloody frog!"

France frowned. "Why does everybody think that I'm going to rape them!?"

"Fine, tell me whatever you would like to tell me and then let us get on with that bloody meeting."

"Oh, Angleterre. You really need to stop kidding yourself. You do know that you do not really love Amerique, right?"

I couldn't ever imagine why this under developed romance would ever work. How many wars have these to gotten into with one another? A million. Bullying won't make someone fall in love with you, it will only lead to them hating you. It's not cute. Oh well.

"That is utter bullocks!" England yelled.

"Stop denying yourself. Search your feelings. You know it to be true!"

England started to take what France was saying into consideration. Ever since he had started dating America, the idiot had babbled non-stop. It was always "I'm the hero" this or "Hamburgers" that. Just looking at him was sickening. All England wanted was for someone who would show him love and compassion. Was that too much to ask? Why did America always put food first? What ever happened to loving him!?

England snapped back into reality when he realized that France was getting closer. England shook his head and pushed the Frenchmen off. "I can't cheat on America, you git! He's my-"

"Don't talk!" France put his fingers on England's lips. "My fingers are on your lips! And now, my lips are on your lips!"

With that, the Frenchman leaned in and kissed England. His style. Then, they start undressing each other and boom! We get a romantic sex scene that is described in a very creepy and I'd even call it disgusting manner. Why? Because it's France. So much for the "love isn't meant to be forced" quote he made in Episode something.

After that, the two realized they had to go back to the meeting soon. So, they stopped doing each other and got their clothing back on. Then, they walked to the meeting room just in time. How convenient.

America turned to England and smiled. "Oh, hey Iggy. Get this! I, the hero, captured two Axis members!"

"Ve." Italy muttered sadly. Along with his brother, he had his hands and feet tied to his back.

"For the last time, we are not the fucking Axis!" Romano shouted.

England looked to France, then back to America. He sighed, knowing what must be done. "America, dear, I think we should end our relationship."

This gained some attention from the other members of the Allies. They all looked to America and England. Sky blue eyes widened and America stepped back a bit. "W-What?" He asked with both pity and disbelief.

"You see, I fell in love with someone else," England said, gesturing to France. "I'm sorry, love. Best of luck to you."

With that, England walked away with France. America didn't hear all the whispers about how mean that was. He didn't hear the apologies or the tears that were shed for him. No. All he saw was his true love holding the hands of someone else.

THE END!

French Translations:

*Angleterre=England

*Bonjour, Angleterre=Hello, England

*Amerique=America

So, what did we learn today? Well, if you ever want the man of your dreams but are already going out with someone, CHEAT! It's the only way to true happiness! Plus, the person you're already going out with probably doesn't need you anyway. Still, I'd like to take a moment to say that I'm so very sorry that I left the hero alone! (Sarcasm!) But don't worry! America will not be alone in this world forever! Until next time!

-PastaLover5000