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Chapter 4: Nightime Outings Part 2
James and Sirius continued along the passage, both of them were silent, both thinking the same thing, the Mythtakers had their own secret passageway. The week before James had spotted the new passage on the map, they hadn't tried it out until tonight and they had been very surprised. They knew the Mythtakers were good but they didn't know that they were that good!
"How the hell did the Mythtakers make a passage? We should make a secret passage too! It's not BLOODY FAIR!" Sirius suddenly growled breaking the silence.
"I didn't even know you could make your own passage, did you? James replied
"I thought it was impossible, you have to admit the Mythtakers are good!"
"Like I could ever admit that!" Sirius snorted "Isn't someone going to notice the weird freaky talking statue thing though?"
"It only started moving/talking once the passage opened, it's probably charmed to talk once someone tries to use the passage."
"Seriusly?" Sirius laughed at his own joke James flinched
"That is so old" Sirius snorted "Anyway have you heard that rumour that's circulating?" James continued smiling faintly
"You mean the one about Luna from the Mythtakers dating Moony."
"Yeah, we need to confront Remus about that after full moon's over and done with" the atmosphere suddenly dropped by a few degrees as they remembered that they had forgotten the full moon and in doing so abandoned one of their best friends.
"Remus is never going to forgive us is he?" Sirius said quietly
"Probably not at least until next full moon when he needs us again." James laughed, easing the tension slightly. "They probably think that Moony is going out with Luna because of their names, its so cliché!"
"Yeah tell me about it. What I don't understand is that they think Moony can find a date and I can't!" Sirius shook his head in disbelief, "You don't think I'm losing my touch do you?"
"Since when have you had The Touch?" James said an eyebrow raised.
"You are kidding right? I've always had The Touch, and don't you raise your eyebrow like that, it's very unbecoming!" Sirius said with a disapproving frown
"Since when have you been my mother Sirius? My God you even have the same I'm disappointed in you look that she has when she's telling me off." James said doing a good job of imitating his mother's look.
"Are you comparing me to a girl?" Sirius growled dangerously.
"Not when you talk like that, you sound like a dog!" Sirius grinned, James rolled his eyes. Which Sirius copied. James raised an eyebrow, Sirius did the same. "Hey stop copying me!" James shouted
"Hey stop copying me!" Sirius shouted
"Now your just being really childish!" James said
"Who died and made you my mother?" Sirius said folding his arms and raised his nose in a very stuck up way, before walking away shaking his hips in a very strange and kinda creepy way. "Anyway who was that girl?" Sirius asked a goofy grin on his face
"What girl?" James asked, he could feel himself heating up slightly and hoped to God that he wasn't as red as he felt.
"You know, the girl in the Common Room, the one you were ogling"
"I was not ogling her you perverted bastard!" James snapped knowing that he probably resembled a tomato.
"Then why were you staring at her?" James began struggling to find an answer. Sirius grinned "I KNEW IT! YOU SOOOO LIKE HER!!" Sirius started doing a creepy victory dance. James suddenly remembered a good reason why he had been staring at Lily,
"The reason I was staring was because I was scarred she had heard you fall over your own arse!" Sirius kept dancing, "Will you stop that! It's really creepy!"
"Course you were" Sirius sniggered and James sighed, when Sirius got an idea in his head he never gave up on it, no matter what, at least he had stopped the creepy dance. He looked up the tunnel had ended; Sirius reached across and pressed on a stone that jutted out slightly. A section of the ceiling slid aside to let them through, they climbed through, the passage had led them into the Forbidden forest. Far enough in so no one could see them but close enough that they wouldn't have to go far to get to the safety of Hagrid's hut.
James smiled, you had to admire the ingenuity of the Mythtakers, they knew where to put an entrance to a passage without anyone being able to see someone come out of it. Up ahead several meters they could see a werewolf advancing towards them, a small rat jumping up against the wolf's side trying to stop him and not succeeding, only looking incredibly pathetic. Seeing the two people up ahead the rat gave up his attempts. In a quick movement Sirius and James transformed, and proceeded to calm the werewolf down and lead him further into the forest.
During a slight struggle James received a painful gash to his left flank, a nod from Sirius had James galloping away from the trio. Once far enough he slowed down to a trot, after spotting a nice patch of grass he lay down, panting heavily. He was still in his stag form when a beautiful doe came along.
(AN: What d'ya think, was in a bit of a bad mood when I wrote this, please don't judge me! Cheered up slightly when saw 2 reviews for Chapter 3, was v.v. pleased. What are alerts? Please tell me! BTW: I wonder who the doe is wink wink, please review!)