A/N - i'm soooo sorry i haven't updated in forever. My computer broke down, and i couldn't acces my stuff! :( - Never fear, for everything is safe now! :cheer: anyways, this chapter is a bit shorter, but I had to update so u wouldn't think i was taken by aliens and probed to death or somethin! but don't fret, for i'm babysittin my sisters on saturday. u know what that means - like 5 hours on the computer uninterupted!! w00t! so, enjoy

It's Time To Get Outta Here!

When I got home my parents, and Oscar, greeted me. Hold up a second... how the HELL did he get here before me?!?! Anyways.... Oscar didn't seem to have told my parents about how I flipped out on him. Actually, my parents looked pretty happy, something's up. "Ashley." My mum said "We have some good news for you." Good news ... while Oscar's here, looking even happier than my parents ... I don't think so!

"You and Oscar" my mum continued "are going to be getting married." WHAT?!?!?!?! Did she just say what I think she just said? I couldn't even pretend to be happy now. "Uhhh....Yay?" I said. Then I turned and sprinted upstairs to my room. I slammed the door and lied down on my bed.

A few minutes later I heard the door open and close, somebody walked towards me and sat on my bed. I didn't look to see who it was, or care who it was. "Babe, you ok?" Oscar, of course. Just the person I wanted to see (sarcasm implied)! "I'm fine Oscar." I mumbled, most likely not sounding fine at all. Oscar placed his hand on my shoulder "What's wrong?" He asked. I would've laughed, but being engaged to Oscar Delancy is no laughing matter.

I shrugged "The engagement just, took me by surprise, that's all." I said. Oscar sighed, "You're not happy about it, are you?" He asked. I broke out laughing, I know this is no laughing matter, but did he REALLY think that I would be happy to marry him. Does he NOT remember the conversation we had 10 MINUTES AGO! Idiot. "Did you think Ise would be happy?" I asked, turning around. "Thanks Oscar" I said "I needed a laugh!" I rolled my eyes. Oscar looked extremely confused and angry. Remember he was angry, not sad or upset like a man who was truly in love with me would be when laughed at about this, his face was hardened from pure rage.

What he did next was the real shock, though. He whipped his hand back and smacked me across the face so hard I flew back a couple of inches and fell to the ground. There was a sharp pain on the right side of my jaw. A shadow fell across me and I looked up into the enraged eyes of Oscar Delancy. Ok, now I'm a bit freaked out. He'd never hit me this hard before. He'd also never looked that angry before. He knelt down beside me and cupped my chin. Then jerked my head up so I was forced to look in his eyes.

"Would you care to explain what's so funny?" he asked, no, he DARED me to answer his question. Well, this is one dare I just might have to comply to. I smacked his hand away and sneered "I would never want to marry you, you sick pig!" I jumped up, ran across the hall, and into my brothers old room. I slammed the door shut and locked it, thank hell that he gave me the spare key to his room. Oscar started pounding on the door "Ash, you open this door right now!" he yelled. I heard my parents coming up the stairs as I grabbed my brothers old bag and some of his old cloths. As I picked up a shirt that had been strewn on the floor I saw his old slingshot. I wonder why he hadn't taken it with him. I picked it up and shoved it in my back pocket. The window frame was broken so it slipped silently open.

As I effortlessly hoped down from the second story I heard the door bust open. That noise was followed by "Where did she go?" "I swear if she left this house she is....." "Damn, how did she jump from the second floor?" "Oh my gosh! My poor baby! What if she's hurt?" I rolled my eyes, slipped the bag over my shoulders, and began to make my way to Central Park. I'd be safe there for about 48 hours.

Yes, dumb, dumber, and dumbest are THAT slow.

A/N - soo, there it is. wat do u think? love it, hate it, wanna feed it to the evil rats that live under my bed?

btw, i'm workin on a Twilight fic to. So for all of those who read it wat do u think of this - Jasper singing show tunes (more specifically Grease Lighning)!!!! i almost died of laughin when i pictured it