++MEANWHILE AT THE ICE KINGDOM++

"What is this?" Choose Goose said while picking up the mysterious note.

Dear Choose Goose,

I went out to get lip surgery I'm going for a Jersey Shore look for Finn here is a list of things we can do to destroy Marceline,

Chase her In an ally and Beat her

Send my guards to kick her vampire ass.

Kill her myself.

Have fun with killing her by dressing up like an old lady and giving her a poisonous apple.

Send my guards to kill her

Bitch slap her until she cries for mercy {which is useless because we're not going to show her ANY mercy at all}

Cook her and eat her alive in front of Finn {I know I'm such a bad little girl}

Convince her that Finn has broken up with her and I shall steal the hero's heart.

Choose Goose please choose carefully!

~Ice Queen

"Wait a minute, there are no dark ally's in Ooo {or any ally's at all}, I don't want the guards kicking anyone's caboose, I don't want murder, Ice Queen is already an old woman so she doesn't have to disguise herself once again I don't like murder, Since when does Ice queen know how to bitch slap, and I am definitely not a cannibalistic maniac." Said Choose Goose

"All these options seem to physically hurt Marceline and I don't want that." "Wait a minute, the last option is twisted but it's the only way Marceline won't get physically hurt.

"I guess I'm gonna have to go with the last option, I'm sorry Marceline but it's for your own good.

Choose Goose was sad he had to get in the middle of this but he had to or the Ice Queen would kill him and Marceline.

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