Total Pokemon Island Episode 3
Ash: Welcome back, to Total Pokemon Island! Let's see how our unhappy campers are doing!
At the Pikachu cabin
Piplup: I wonder what the next challenge will be!
Amaura: These challenges are really tiring.
Chikorita: Yeah, but they're fun! Well... That's a lie...
Deerling: Maybe we'll win this time!
Piplup: Maybe.
Piplup: When I first came to the island, I was super-shy, but now I'm coming out of my shell!
Ash: Get your breakfast, and meet me outside!
Campers rush to mess hall
Clauncher: Collects his food Umm, mine is green.
Yveltal: BE HAPPY YOU GOT FOOD!
Outside
Ash: So, as you can see, todays challenge is an obstacle course. If you fall off, you're out. If your whole team falls off first, your team loses. If your whole team reaches the finish first, your team wins! You can only move onto the next obstacle once everyone has attempted the last one.
Xerneas: Let me explain the obstacles. You must jump from platform to platform. But don't hinder; if you stay too long, the platform will fall! Next you will climb a rope to the top of a slide, and slide down it! Then you will jump across a big gap. After that, you will tightrope across to the next platform. The final obstacle is a rope swing. Level ups available: Not falling off, being on the team with the most members left after each round and your team winning.
Ash: GO!
Deino: Tries to jump to the first platform, but can't see, so trips, hits his head, and falls.
Ash: Wow, you suck Deino! Out already!
Deino: I think I did really well! I mean, I tried to jump in the RIGHT direction! I don't know HOW Ash thinks I suck!
Spritzee: Flutters across the platforms
Starly: Swoops after her
Fletchling: Glides across them
Skiddo: Come on guys! Leaps across the platforms
Deerling: Springs after him
Spoink: Clears all the platforms in one jump
Igglybuff: Follows suit
Piplup: Jumps nervously onto her first platform Woah! Jumps across the next three quickly. Jumps across the last one
Clauncher: Jumps onto the first one, but falls off immediately Argh!
Tepig: Uhh... Jumps onto the first one I don't like this! Quickly jumps onto the next Woah! Woah! Woah, woah, WAAAHHHH! Falls off
Charmander: Hops quickly across the platforms
Pichu: Hops across one platform Everyone's watching ME – Woaah! Falls off
Ralts: Jumps across the platforms
Mew: Jumps onto the first platform, and face plants Agh! The platform falls Nooooo!
Torchic: Jumps across all the platforms, hop-scotching
Porygon2: Jumps onto the first platform Like, omahgawsh! Jumps across the rest of them
Eeevee: Wow, evolving must be so cool! I wonder who I'll be when I evolve... Maybe I'll be Vaporeon! That would be AWESOME!
Cubone: Bounces across all the platforms
Froakie: Clears all the platforms at once Woohoo!
Riolu: Mew failing makes my day! Powers up a large blast and uses it to get to the other side. Amaura and Magikarp get caught in the blast and land at the other side
Eevee: Hops across the platforms
Fennekin: Jumps across the platforms
Bulbasaur: I hope I don't fall!
Ash: WIMP!
Bulbasaur: GRRRRR! Jums across all the platforms in one leap Arghhghgh!
Ash: Uh... Hehe...
Psyduck, Meowth and Vulpix all try to jump, but crash into each other and fall off
Vulpix: Aaaaaahhhhh!
Psyduck: Like, no!
Meowth: Argh! Water!
Squirtle: Gets into his shell, and slides across all of them
Sandshrew: Come on team! Let's do this thing! Jumps across the platforms
Zubat: Sighs. Swoops across the platforms
Horsea: Jumps and flips across the platforms
Chikorita: Jumps across the platforms
Cyndaquil: Come on guys! We wont let them win! Jumps across the platforms
Turtwig: Yeah! Jumps across the platforms
Shinx: Tries to jump, but slips off Woaah!
Phantump: Floats across the platforms
Phione: Glides across the platforms
Vanillite: Outta the way! Runs across all the platforms
Bunnelby: Jumps across all the platforms in one go
Snivy: Come on! Jumps across the platforms
Ducklett: Okey Dokey! Flutter-jumps (Jumps and flaps wings) over the platforms
Espurr: Hops across the platforms
Helioptile: Jumps across the platforms
Houndour: Looks like our team gets the levels this time!
Poochyena: Yeah! Lets get those levels! Jumps across the platforms
Houndour: Wait for me! Leaps after her
Xerneas: So everyone on the Charizards that didn't fall off levels up!
The Charged Charizards: YES!
Ash: And onto part 2!... GO!
Porygon2: Climbs rope and slides down the slide
Froakie: Jumps up to the top of the slide, and slides down it
Spoink: Puts Igglybuff on his back and bounces to the top of the slide, before descending
Spritzee, Starly, Fletchling and Phione fly to the top, before sliding down
Fletchling: Woah!
Starly: Whoop!
Phione: Giggles Yay!
Spritzee: Woahaaaaaah!
Zubat: Flies to the top, and goes down the slide
Cubone: Hops on Phantumps back
Phantump: Floats to the top and lets Cubone get off. They slide Woah!
Cubone: Woaaaaaaaaah!
Riolu: Climbs the rope with only his hands, flips to the top of the slide and glides down it on his knee Whoo!
Sandshrew: Yeah! Come on guys! Climbs the rope and flies (Not literally) down the slide Woohoo!
Vanillite: Climbs up the rope at top speed, and slides down the slide equally as fast
Ralts: Gets to the top of the slide and glides down it
Squirtle: Climbs the rope and slides down the slide in his shell
Cyndaquil: Climbs the rope quickly, and slides down the slide Yeah!
Bunnelby: Leaps to the top of the slide and slides down it
Ducklett: Just manages to flutter-jump to the top, and is so tired that he falls down the slide Ugh!
Snivy: Climbs the rope with ease and slides down the slide on his side
Espurr: Climbs the rope and slides down the slide silently
Piplup: Climbs up the rope Phew! Slides down the slide
Chikorita: Awkwardly shuffles up the rope and flops down the slide
Skiddo: Tries to climb the rope, but just slips off
Ash: Skiddo is OUT!
Bulbasaur: I'm SO not gonna be out! Zooms up the rope and down the slide
Helioptile: Climbs up the rope and zips down the slide
Charmander: Climbs the rope, but when he gets to the top his tail touches the rope and sets fire to it Uh-oh! Slides down the slide
Xerneas: Oh no! The rope! Err... What happens to the contestants that didn't climb yet?
Ash: They are OUT! So the Charizards that are still in get to level up! (Again)
The Charizards That Haven't Fallen Off: Cheer
Bunnelby: Jumps across the gap
Spoink: Jumps
Igglybuff: Bounces across
Fletchling: Flutters across
Zubat: Swoops across
Riolu: Jumps across, but falls back Wooaaaaaahh!
Starly: Glides across
Ducklett: Flutter-jumps across Geez, this is tiring stuff!
Phione: Glides across
Ralts: Glides across
Phantump: Sorry Cubone, I'm too tired to carry you.
Cubone: It's OK
Phantump: Glides across
Spritzee: Flutters across
Porygon2: Floats across
Vanillite: Runs and jumps over the gap
Espurr: Leaps across
Helioptile: Tries a run up, but doesn't get to the other side
Cubone: Here goes! Tries to jump across, but just misses. Is clinging on to the edge Help! Phantump reaches out, but Cubone can't hold on Aaaaahhh!
Snivy: Jumps across
Cyndaquil: Hops across
Chikorita: Attempts a jump, but doesn't make it
Charmander: Tries to jump across the gap, but doesn't reach the other end
Sandshrew: Here goes... Leaps across
Bulbasaur: Grunts with determination. Jumps across
Piplup: Here goes nothing! Jumps across
Squirtle: Slides towards the edge in his shell, then the world goes slo-mo. He jumps out of his shell (Head and legs that is. His body is still in there) and does a side-flip, grinning all the while
Ash: So the Charizards get the levels AGAIN! Ugh. Why does Bulbasaur have to be in the Charizards?
Bulbasaur: Smosh Shut up!
Ducklett: Takes one step and falls off because he's so tired
Spoink: Tries to do it, but it's pretty goddam hard to cross a tightrope with a SPRING for your foot
Igglybuff: Bounces off the edge by accident
Porygon2: Already at the other side That was, like, totally easy.
Phione: Floats across after him I know!
Ralts: Follows Phione Hey, wait up!
Phantump: Floats across Wow, I'm bossing this challenge!
Bunnelby: Gets a third of the way there, but loses his balance and falls off Argh!
Squirtle: Cartwheels across, but on the last cartwheel misses the rope and falls off
Starly: Swoops to the other end
Cyndaquil: Tries to cross, but falls off Woah!
Spritzee: Flutters across
Vanillite: Rushes across, somehow not falling off Awesome!
Froakie: Tries to cross, but falls off
Sandshrew: Gets halfway across Woah! Regains his balance Phew! Falls off Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Fletchling: Glides across the gap
Bulbasaur: Pfft, no problem! Falls off Aiii!
Ash: Ahahahahahahahh! Wipes a tear from his eye Oh! The good old days!
Xerneas: Uh...
Zubat: Swoops across
Piplup: Here goes! Gets almost all the way across So... Close! Falls off Aaaahhhhhhh!
Ash: LOL!
Piplup: Harrumph!
Espurr: Walks effortlessly across the tightrope
Snivy: Almost falls off, but makes it across
Ash: OH MY GOD! The Charizards get the levels AGAIN!
Charizards Still In: YES!
Xerneas: The last obstacle! Get across it quickly, for your team to win!
Fletchling: Flutters across
Snivy: Swings across
Vanillite: Gets across the whole gap in one jump
Starly: Swoops across
Ralts: Floats across
Porygon2: Glides across
Phione: Floats across
Zubat: Zips across
Espurr: Swings across
Phantump: Floats across
Snivy: Come on Spritzee!
Phantump: Quickly Sandshrew!
Ralts: Spritzee, jump off!
Spritzee: What?! No!
Fletchling: You heard what the damned girl said! Do it!
Starly: Yeah!
Spritzee: Sighs
Sandshrew: Leaps to the rope
Espurr: (Quietly) Go on Spritzee!
Spritzee: Hops off the edge AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Sandshrew: Lands at the other side So... Did we win?
Xerneas: Um-
Ash: NOPE!
Xerneas: Everyone that got to the end get levels and all the Charizards get levels.
Ash: Pikachu's, I'll be seeing you at the elimination tonight!
Sandshrew: Aww!
In the forest
Chikorita: Guys... Or, girls I guess, I think we should make a girls alliance! Apart from me. I have no clue whether I'm a girl or a guy...
Amaura: Seems cool to me!
Piplup: Sure!
Deerling: Umm...
Igglybuff: Plasters a grin on her face
Deerling: I love the girls to pieces, but... I dunno... I think Skiddo would be a better ally. He looks out for me.
Igglybuff: Two alliances?! Wow! But my loyalty lays with Spoink. If I go with the girls, I'll be first out, but at the moment I'm in control of the game! Don't get me wrong guys. I'm not evil.
Piplup: So who're we voting for?
Igglybuff: Sandshrew. He's the reason we lost.
Deerling: I guess, but we need to get rid of the weak links. Like Deino!
Igglybuff: I guess this'll be harder than I thought
Outside the cabins
Igglybuff: Hey, Spoink?
Spoink: Yeah?
Igglybuff: We're voting for Sandshrew... Right?
Spoink: Of course!
At the bonfire ceremony
Ash: So. Poffins go to... Zubat, Cubone, Phantump, Piplup and Pichu.
Pichu: YES!
Xerneas: Also safe, are Spoink, Porygon2, Froakie, Igglybuff, Amaura, Psyduck and Magikarp.
Ash: Meowth, Chikorita, Shinx, Vanillite and Deerling get poffins.
Xerneas: So does Skiddo.
Ash: Riolu, Mew, Deino and Sandshrew got votes.
Xerneas: Next safe is Riolu with one vote.
Riolu: Alright!
Ash: And so is Mew, also with one vote.
Mew: Finally!
Xerneas: It's down to Sandshrew and Deino. The final person safe is...
Camera zooms in and out of their faces
Ash: Sandshrew! With 8 votes. Deino is eliminated with 12. Any last words?
Deino: Aww, snap! You guys got me good! Oh well, hope I get to come back for story 2!
Ash: Wha?! You can't say that! You're breaking the-
?: FOURTH WALL!
Deino: Welp, bye guys! Gets sucked up by the Pokeball of Losers
Ash: Well, come back next time for another episode of... Total. Pokemon. Island!
Author note: Wow! Deino was never actually meant to be in this TPI. He was just shoved in when I realised that I had an odd number of characters and I didn't want to get rid of any bland characters (Don't know why. Should probably have gotten rid of Amaura) Anyway, cya!
Deino: Hey, review and stuff... Say who your favourite is... Y'know... ME...