Madara walks up to Zetsu's door. Dumb ass better have my shit, he thinks. He was so tired of the bull shit. He just wanted to seduce Hashirama, but he had to take it slow. This was a fragile experiment; anything too fast and all his work will go to nothing.

Seduction was a process, it wasn't for beginners. Beginners have no place here. Seduction was an art, a craft. Madara could usually go for what he knew, but this was a middle aged man. He had to take this slow. He was going to make Hashirama go crazy in time. Now he just needed those records.

"Hello?" Zetsu said, opening the door.

"You have them you discolored fuck?" Madara said.

"Yeah, whore, now what about Tobi?"

"Well let me see what you got then, or no Tobi for you, hmm!"

"No, Tobi first!"

"Well I guess it can't be helped," Madara said as he snatched the papers from his hand. He looked and shouted, "You didn't get shit, you stupid piece of shit!"

"What did you want?" Zetsu said. "That was hard to find!"

"You got business stuff!" Madara said. "The fuck am I gonna do with that? I need personal stuff, you know."

"Well this was hard to find! It will be easier if you get me the card!" Zetsu said.

"Ok, and I will work on Tobi starting right now!" Madara said. "Wait, you want me to steal his card?"

"No get me the card number and info!" Zetsu said.

"Well how the fuck am I supposed to do that you lousy discolored idiot!?"

"You have to if you want this info."

"You know what? You look like shit!" Madara said, storming out the door. He had to steal Hashirama's credit card, every one. Kami why.

Itachi had convinced Kisame to let him come to his headquarters. He had left school early. He usually caught a ride with Madara, but he could drive. Actually, they all could, but they just preferred to ride with Madara. He arrived in the parking lot, and up pulled Deidara. He invited him because he didn't want to go alone.

"Itachi, one day you have to be alone when you seduce him, Un?" Deidara said.

"So why did you come?" Itachi said.

"Because I heard Sasori was gonna be here. You know I love to fuck with him. He is my target." Deidara said. "He's also my Danna."

"Can you stop saying that?"

"No, Un!"

"Ok whatever, but I am so nervous. I feel like I can explode!" Itachi said.

"Don't be nervous, all you have to do is be natural. He likes you, now all you have to do is make him think only of you, Un."

"Easier said than done."

"Well you can't give up, Un! I want you to break from this shell. Even if I only knew you for a week, you've been very closed off and stand offish."

"Sorry!"

"No Itachi! You get in there and make him want you! That will be apology enough."

"Ok," Itachi said. Deep inside of him something came out. He was going to succeed at this. He was going to seduce Kisame. He was going to do it and nothing would stop him. "Get your money ready, Deidara!" Itachi said.

Deidara smiled. The shy, timid boy was finally out and the sexy new Itachi was in.

Sasuke was once again at the office. For the last few days, he and Naruto had been normal. Sasuke wasn't the seductress he portrayed on his first day. He decided that a break was needed before he made his second strike.

He took a while and tossed a few ideas, and then his decision was made for him yesterday. At 4:45 - 5:30 Naruto always calls his mom, or vice versa. Sasuke had tried to make a call but instead he entered Naruto's call. He then knew what he must do. He thought if his end did that, it must be the same on the other end.

He decided not to tell Naruto because Naruto would have it fixed. The man did not work in the mornings, he only worked from noon to nine. He said he hated to wake up. How lazy, Sasuke thought. Naruto could do without assistance until he got there, which Sasuke didn't see how.

So the time hit 4:54 and Naruto had not called his mom because there was someone in his office. Come on bitch leave, Sasuke's mind chanted. About ten minutes passed, and the woman walked out of his office. Finally!

He snatched the phone and called C. He had asked C for help, and as an agreement Sasuke would have to help C with Darui. If Sasuke wanted to win, he needed help. The two promised each other if they won they would make sure to get the other something on the shopping spree. Sasuke laughed on the inside; to think they were doing all this for a shopping spree. Really, he thought, how stupid.

"Hi, ready!" Sasuke says to C. He heard Naruto say something then pick up the phone. Ha, here we go.

"This guy I'm talking to wants me to suck his dick!" Sasuke said.

"What?"C said sounding shocked.

"Well, I don't want to but can you imagine me sucking cock? This morning I tried on a banana and I watched myself, but I don't think I did it right. The whole banana was basically in my mouth, but you know... I tried to deep throat it to."

"Will you swallow?" C said.

"I don't know! I really wanna see what seed tastes like. Maybe I should keep practicing on my banana, hmmm?"

"Well! If you need to?"

"I will; I brought one with me. Imma try right now!" Sasuke said. "So talk to you later because my mouth gonna be full of banana!"

Naruto sat in his office going mad and blushing. He only meant to call his mom, not hear Sasuke talking about practicing oral sex on a banana. He said he was gonna do it in a moment. Curiosity took over Naruto's mind and he walked out of his office.

At the desk outside he saw Sasuke eating an apple. He stared.

"What dobe!" Sasuke said.

"Nothing I just wanna take a little walk to get out of my office." Naruto replied. He was so sure heard Sasuke saying he was gonna practice on a banana. Where the fuck is it? Curiosity took control and he asked. "You got a banana?" Naruto said the question he could not get off his mind.

"I was gonna eat one, but I forgot it at home. I might have grabbed the apple by mistake."

"An apple does not feel like a banana!"

"Well my mom said she put a banana in. Maybe she meant to say an apple dobe, and why do you want to know if I had a banana?"

Naruto blushed at the comment, he did not think the conversation would take a turn like this. "I wanted to eat one, so I was seeing if you had one!"

"Whatever, dobe, with your weird self." Sasuke did something that had Naruto seeing stars. "You're so cute when you're like this!"

Naruto almost fell out. Sasuke called him cute. Was he flirting? "I have to go!" Naruto said, red faced. He grabbed some papers from Sasuke's desk. "Ahhh!"

"What dobe?!"

"Paper cut!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke went to go get the first aid kit and made Naruto sit down. They were back in Naruto's office. He began to clean it. Again, he got the same 'I'm gonna die' reaction. He did not kiss his sore. This time, he did something that was so much more classless; He sat in Naruto's lap. Naruto was in shock. To him it looked like Sasuke tripped, but he did not know it was on purpose. Sasuke's mind was cheering. He was so close. Now for the final moment. He got up and faked a blush and slipped again. This time, his face landed in Naruto's lap. Naruto face turned the color of a tomato, while Sasuke smirked with his head in Naruto's lap.

"My bad, Naruto!" Sasuke said and walked out of the room. Naruto sat in his chair shocked and not moving. He could barely function.

C was at home. He wondered how Sasuke's plan went. He shouldn't be worried. He had himself. He and Darui had not even talked since the accident. He hit his father. Darui got out the car and the two exchanged small talk.

"Hey C." C's mom said.

"Hey Mom!" C was shocked; his mom was here. She was never at home. He barely ever saw her. The last time was two weeks ago, and the two barely even talked.

"So how's life been?" she said, hugging him. C hugged back barely. She had long blonde hair the last time C saw it. Now, it would be gray. He laughed on the inside.

"Fine, I made some new friends." C said. When they moved she told him through text to pack his bags. He didn't even see her when they moved. He was greeted by a big man taking their stuff into the truck and driving him to a new place. She wasn't even there to greet him. At least he got the opportunity to tell the men where to put the stuff. His mom's arrangement was horrible.

"Ok, I just hope none of them are black!" his mom said. "You know I don't allow those kind in my home?"

"Yes, mother!" C almost cried, even if he wanted to be with Darui he couldn't. His mom did not like people of his color.

"Good. Well, I will be back. I have to go get some more outfits. By the way, I am leaving for a few days!"

"Okay." More like weeks, C thought. At least with his mom gone he could seduce Darui. That's all he thought about was his delicious skin and sexy fine delicious chocolate... It was enough to drive him insane. C used to date a guy named Omi. He was black, and when his mom found out she nearly killed him and made him transfer schools.

He kept seeing Omi, and when his mom found out that it was still going on, she sent him away. He was in boarding school for months. He always wondered what made his mom this way? People are just people.

He thought she'd be mad he was gay, but no. He could be gay as long as the man he dated wasn't black.

His mom came back down with a suitcase and she was out the door. She didn't even say goodbye. Now that she is gone, C called Darui and asked him to meet at a bar. Now, he was gonna work harder to claim his prize.

"Then I fell in the water!" Kisame said. Itachi, Deidara and Sasori all laughed. Sasori laughed longer than everyone.

"Was it funny, Un!" Deidara said.

"Shut up! Why do you keep bringing him along? He is a brat!" Sasori said.

"Brat." Deidara said. "Don't be rude Danna!"

"Stop it!" Sasori said, red faced.

"Calm down. Pretty soon you two are gonna be husband and wife!" Kisame said. Kisame and Itachi went into laughter.

"Well Sasori had to propose, yeah." Deidara said. Now Kisame and Itachi laughed harder.

"You know what?" Sasori said, red faced and annoyed.

"Calm down, breathe. You can't hit him, he might be pregnant!" Itachi said. They all laughed again.

"I'm done." Sasori said.

"You guys wanna see the Hoshigaki gardens." Kisame said.

"Sure." They all said.

They walked to the gardens on the back of the building. They were lush; the trees and flower mixed together as if an artist drew them, with reds, pinks, and blues from every angle.

"Wow!" Itachi said.

"You think they're beautiful?" Kisame said.

"Yeah!" Itachi said.

"Let me show you the best spot." Kisame and Itachi walked off, leaving Deidara and Sasori behind.

"They left us." Sasori complained.

"Well can you show me to the bathroom, Un!" Deidara said.

"Fine, but only 'cause ... Honestly, I'm just gonna be nice." Sasori said.

The two walked off in search of a bathroom.

Madara was now in his car driving to the Senju Company. He was wearing a white shirt and black pants. He needed to look different. He decided a disguise was in order. He stopped at a few stores and purchased a woman's suit and some glasses. He picked up his phone and called Zetsu.

"Hey Zets, can you hook me up with a female ID?" Madara said.

"Yeah, got a name in mind?"

"No! Think of one Zets!"

"Ok, and who the fuck is Zets!"

"You're Zets! Now get to making the ID. I need it now!"

"Now? It takes days!"

"Well you better move now, or Tobi just can't be helped." Madara said.

"Ok!"

An hour later Madara was back on track to go to the Senju office. Zetsu made his ID. His name was Maddie Stacy Kyle.

"What the fuck type of name is this!?"

"I don't know, they're my three favorite porn stars' first names."

"I thought you were gay?" Madara said.

"I go here and there. I prefer men, but straight porn is better."

"No it is not. Wait a minute, I have to go!" Madara said, grabbing the ID and leaving.

"Madara wait!"

"What?" Madara said to Zetsu.

"If you were on porn, you would be my favorite star."

"Oh thanks, I guess!"

"Well unless Tobi joined."

"You know what you are a stupid, discolored fuck!" Madara said, walking out the door.

"Wait, don't forget to use the credit card swipe thing."

"Ok, whatever!"

He was in his car, forming plans on how to get the credit cards and slide the Madara cards through the thing. Well he was Maddie now, and Maddie could do it right.

He made it to the building and walked up to the first desk.

"I'm here to see Mr. Senju, I had a flower delivery."

"I will bring them to him." the woman said.

"No, it is necessary that I be the one. You know company policy."

"But don't worry, I will give them to him."

"No, bitch, company policy!"

"What did you just say?"

"I said," Madara corrected himself, "it is from his wife and she wanted the company to give them to him personally!"

"Oh, why didn't you say so?"

"I don't know." Madara said. "I guess, you know, I didn't want anyone to be all up in their business."

"Oh, ok, sorry. Go on up."

Madara went up the top floor. Hashirama's office was plain. Madara was expecting more. It had white walls, with a peach carpet. The room was big with one huge window. The window was enough because the sunlight shined all in Madara's face.

His assistant told him to sit and wait. He sat and waited inside. He was thinking about all the fun sex he could have with Hashirama in here. Kami, he almost had an orgasm right there. Madara was interrupted by Hashirama walking in.

"Hello, sir, I'm here to bring you flowers from your wife." Madara saw his suit pocket; it had his wallet in there. He had the card swipe in his purse so now all he needed was to get him out of the suit and get the card. He walked up to Hashirama with the flowers.

"Thanks," he said, "sit them on my desk." Madara faked tripped and dropped the plant. It had water in it from just being watered. It got on Hashirama clothes.

"Ohh, I am so sorry! Let me help!" Madara grabbed his suit and helped him out of it. Hashirama went into his personal bathroom saying he needed to change. Madara dove quickly into action, sliding every one of his cards through the machine.

He heard a click on the bathroom door knob. That man changes fast. Madara dove back over to the mess and went back to cleaning. He got the cards back just in time.

"You know, my wife never gives me flowers."

"Guess she had a change of heart!" Madara said, not looking at the man.

"What's your name?"

"Maddie Stacy Kyle."

"Interesting!"

"Oh, thanks."

"Who are the flowers really from?" Hashirama asked. Madara was about to die. He had to do something really quick.

"Me!"

"You?"

"Yeah, I just wanted a man like you to notice me." Madara said convincingly.

"It's ok!"

"No, I wanted you and you're taken. I'm sorry."

"It's ok, just don't do anything like this again." Hashirama said. Madara almost smiled. The man was warm hearted. Too bad he had to extort him.

"Ok, I just wanted to have sex with a big strong man!"

"Oh ok, well I'm not your type." Hashirama said. Ha, Madara got the info confirmed; Hashirama was definitely gay.

"It's ok, I will get over it!" Madara said, still cleaning and faking like his world was over.

"I will have someone else to clean it. You can go."

"Okay, sorry Mr. Senju." Madara said.

Madara was driving home. He dove into his bedroom before his mom could see the outfit he had on. She knew he was gay, but he doubted she would be ok with him walking around in women's attire.

He laid on his bed. Hashirama Senju, you're going down, he thought. All the way down.

The gardens led to the center where there was a big tree. It had cherry blossoms blooming from it and it provided such good shade. Itachi was currently underneath it with Kisame.

"I built this so I could have somewhere to sit when work got too stressful," Kisame said. Itachi learned Kisame had started the business all by himself. He was poor and he paid his way through college. He even was homeless once. His mom was always there for him, he said, and his dad died at sea.

He also shared that he used to be upset about how he looked. People would make fun of him every day. He shared that he is confident now. It made Itachi smile. How could someone so sexy not see himself as that and only that?

"Why don't you smile more?" Kisame said. "I mean, me, my smile is pretty sharky, but you your smile is pretty."

Itachi giggled, and then smiled. He never smiled. His mom told him that smiling was the best thing and the friendliest, but he never did. He hated smiling.

"Well Mr. Shark." Itachi said, giggling. "Mind swimming me back to shore? I have to go."

"Well as long as you promise me you'll come back, my little mermaid!"

"I promise." Itachi stood on his tippy toes and kissed the shark in his mouth. Itachi felt bold. He just kissed Kisame. He smiled. He started walking back, before Kisame questioned it.

Deidara and Sasori were sitting in the area overlooking the gardens.

"So let's play 'I Spy', Un!"

"Ok!"

"I spy something brown, Un." Deidara said.

"A tree!"

"How did you know?"

"You're stupid!"

"No I am not, Un!"

"Well, I spy something blue!" Sasori said smirking.

Deidara looked until his gaze centered on a shark and a weasel kissing face.

"Oh my god, Un." Deidara got up and walked towards the gardens.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Going to see Itachi. Are you just gonna sit there, Un?"

"Yeah I don't feel like moving, brat. We should just wait for them to get back. No need in getting lost."

"Shut up, ass, Un!" Deidara did what Sasori said and sat.

"Rock, paper, scissors, Un!"

"I guess."

Deidara was still in his head. He can't let Itachi beat him. He had to win and he was going to. Sasori may think Deidara is dumb, but he could see Sasori warming up to him.

Neji walked into court. The court was back on, and the verdict was in. It took the jury days to decide the fate of the accused. He sat right behind Shika. Kami, how he loved watching Shika. The last few days had been good. Shika showed him some pointers and gave advice, while Neji basked in his glory.

He didn't feel so strongly before, now all he wanted to do was to take Shikamaru to town. He also wanted Shika to fuck him while he screamed "Nara!" at the top of his lungs. Shika had blessed Neji with his first wet dream. Shika was a doctor, while Neji was a nurse. Neji felt it was a little pornish, but he was so happy. It felt as though it were real. He would have to try harder than all the others. Their targets did not know of their age, and his did. They could wait until they were in love with them and then they could tell their target their age, if they were smart. Their target would be in love and wouldn't care, but Shika was not into troublesome situations. This was going to be a challenge.

He really didn't want to use Shikamaru, but he had no choice. He liked him, but at the same time he must win the competition.

"Read the verdict." the judge said. Neji was so in his thoughts that he forgot about the verdict.

"Not guilty!" one of the jurors read. The defense jumped for joy. Neji was about to scream, "Yeah, Daddy Nara!", but he controlled himself. Yes, "Daddy Nara", that's what he called him in his wet dream.

After court, Neji and Shikamaru went to dinner. He told Neji he must be hungry. Neji agreed and the two went to dinner. Neji was just happy to be out with Shika.

"Good job, Nara," Neji said.

"Thanks!" Shikamaru said. 'We should celebrate with sex,' Neji wanted to say, but did not. He almost turned red from the thought.

"Well I know you did not tell your dad," Shikamaru said.

"I was working on it!" Neji said. The man Neji referred to as dad was not really his dad. He was Hinata's dad, Neji's parents died when he was young so Hinata's dad took him in. He always considered him a dad and referred to him as such.

"You're being troublesome," Shikamaru said. Neji could hit himself. He did not want to be troublesome.

"Sorry Nara!" Neji said. 'Would it be ok if I sucked your dick?' Neji had to watch himself, he was becoming close to saying these things aloud.

"It's ok Neji. I know he can be intimidating, but you have to tell him or I'd feel wrong."

"Okay, Nara, I will," Neji said. Shikamaru and Neji talked about court and then Shika took Neji home. Neji laid in his bed and realized something; he did not say he would stop torturing me if I didn't tell. Maybe Shika liked him, or enjoyed having him around. Neji felt okay, and then he started to touch himself. Shika. His mind raced to the wet dream. He realized he could not, he really didn't know how to do it properly. (Kami, bless Neji!)

"Madara, I need an education!" Neji said.

"Education on what?" Madara asked.

"You know?"

"What?"

"To make myself orgasm?"

"What really? C, you hear that?"

"You had me on three way?"

"Yeah so?" Madara said.

"So you need help touching yourself!" C said. C and Madara laughed.

"I'm serious!"

"Okay!" Madara said.

"I don't usually, you know. I like to use a vibrator!" C said. Madara agreed. "It gives you more release and it allows you to feel what sex is kind of like."

"What is that?" Neji said.

"You don't know what a vibrator is?" Madara and C said in shock.

"No, not everyone is a whore like you two!"

"Ok, so?" C said. "Everyone knows what a vibrator is."

"It is an electronic dick that you put up your ass, or if you're a girl, your vagina." Madara said.

"What?" Neji said.

"If feels good, and it will take all the sex pains away when you start having sex. Let me tell you, sex pains are bad." Madara said.

"You two are too much!" Neji said.

"I have one that I have not used. It's still in its packaging!" C said.

"Umm, I guess I will try." Neji said.

"Yay, we got Neji using vibrators!" C said.

"If you tell anyone, I will kill you." Neji said.

"Sorry, I already texted Itachi, Sasuke, and Dei!" Madara said.

"I hate both of you, and hurry up with the vibrator! I wanna try it!" Neji said.

"Ok, and are you thinking about your target?" C said.

"Shut up and come?" Neji said, Madara and C giggled and got off the phone.

An hour later, Neji was in his house with the vibrator just staring at it. C said you're supposed to stroke your area while it's inside you. Neji was terrified. C also said the first time it will hurt but after a while it would feel good. Neji just hoped it would not wake the house.

C offered to help, as a joke. Neji said yeah and C looked at him in disgust, and replied, "Go ask Shikamaru," Neji gave him a death stare. He now was on his bed, he took his pants off and took the vibrator and poked his entrance.

Wait, C gave him lube. Close call; he would've been in pain. He soaks the vibrator in the lube and presses firmly. He almost screamed as it went in. He got it all the way in. Now tears were filling his eyes. He was relieved to get it over with, because now when he did it with Shikamaru he would be a pro.

He pushed further, and the machine did its job and he pushed it on. After a few seconds Neji moaned in pleasure. He covered his mouth. What if Hinata heard? He went deeper. Oh, Kami, it felt so right. He placed a pillow over his mouth and cried out into it.

"Oh Shika... My Nara daddy!" Neji screamed into the pillow. He was thinking of him the whole time. Then he put some lube on his hand and began to stroke his shaft. He was on edge. "Nara!" he screamed as he was over the edge.

He laid in his bed silent. He was in love. He was going to use this toy more often.

Madara sat home alone on his bed. His phone rang. It was Izuna. Izuna was his brother; they were separated when his father and mother divorced. They live on the opposite side of town, so you would think they would see each other a lot. They, like Sasuke and Itachi, were born from surrogate mothers.

They went to different schools and never saw each other much. Just two months ago, to start talking again, they had dinner once every two weeks. Madara and Izuna used to be so close, now they were a little distant.

"Did you hear about one of the Uchiha research buildings?" Izuna said frantically.

"What?" Madara said.

"It was blown up," Izuna said.

"What!?"

"Yeah, dad is on his way to the building," Their dad was the head of the Uchiha Company, with Itachi and Sasuke's dad second in command.

"Did anyone die?"

"No, it happened after hours, but who could've done such a thing?"

"I don't know?"

Hashirama had decided that the woman in his office looked very familiar and as such he pulled her up on his camera. He ran her face through the software. It was Madara. He got his info, what did a sixteen year old want.