Chapter Four
After the transformation was completed, Mika fell to the ground ungracefully. I smiled at this because this showed the true difference between the two twins. Mika's outfit was almost identical to Katsumi's only with a few color changes. Anything of Katsumi's that was sky blue was now in midnight blue, but the red was still retained in anything else. The brooch was colored light lavender, a contrast to the light pink seen in Katsumi's. But the biggest thing comparison of all was Mika's hair. It was shorter than Katsumi's and was in two star ordangos with the remainder in a very short pigtail that curled just above the shoulders.
Mika
What the-
Lady Serenity
Mika; you can spaz out later! Fight that thing!
Mika
Mom; didn't you once have one of these alias, Sailor Senshi things?
Lady Serenity
Yeah, but that was years ago, before I became queen.
Katsumi
How do we fight these things?
Lady Serenity
I would have Kin show you, but it's different with magical boys and magical girls.
Kin
Actually, it's exactly the same.
Lady Serenity
Well sorry, it's been a while since Sailor Senshi had to fight. (rolls eyes) But basically, it's just like you'd fight with someone in real life, only minus the teachers yelling at you to stop, plus magical weapons, death, and I think you know the rest.
Mika
Okay, time to kick some monster's a- I mean, butt.
Then the girls began to attack the monster with literally punches, kicks, head butting, but it obviously didn't do much good. The girls were already tired and they haven't even fought for a minute. All I can say is "How pathetic".
Mika
Okay, I'm tired. Can we do something else now?
Lady Serenity
No! Destroy that thing with your weapons or something!
Katsumi
Why? We're running out of energy; it's pointless to keep fighting them. Besides; I want a sandwich!
Lady Serenity
(facepalms) We're all doomed…
Kin
Girls fight! If you defeat that monster; I'll do anything for you guys!
Mika
(suddenly filled with energy) Katsumi, let's get going; we have a slave to collect.
Katsumi
Okay! (thinks to self before speaking aloud) How do we summon weapons? (shouts suddenly) Lovely Moonie Harp!
A harp was suddenly summoned by Katsumi; it's shape was of the Moon Kingdom itself but it had a heart in the center of it all with angel wings. Then began the first attack sequence of one of the new Moon senshi, Katsumi seemed to enjoy herself. Mika was just starred on with the rest of all who watched.
Katsumi
Moon Forte Wave!
And nothing happened, except Mika glared at her angrily.
Mika
Katsumi you idiot! Why did you copy that line?
Katsumi
Because I thought that was the attack name; jeez.
Before they could argue much longer, the monster began to grow even more powerful and it began to make the people that it made stop dancing dance again to a whole new song. And the song was even worse than the last one. This time it was the dreaded Barney song.
Kin
God, anything but that! No! (screams)
Mika
Katsumi, you better use the right attack or else you won't get your sandwiches!
Katsumi
Fine! (crosses arms) Reborn Strawberry Surprise! Wait, that doesn't work either; Moon Tiara Magic? Enchancity Majesty? Floopy Moopies?
Lady Serenity
Now you're just making up stuff.
Katsumi
I don't know my attack name; okay? Sheesh! (thinks) I got it! Seraphic Melody Enhance!
And some random music notes fly out and hit the monster, but not completely stunning it.
Katsumi
Yay; I did it!
Mika
No you didn't! It's not even dead yet!
Katsumi
Then you do it if you know everything then Mika!
Mika
Fine! I will then! Mystical Boomerang!
Mika then summoned there a crescent-moon shaped boomerang, but with hearts all over it with a very small pair of wings at the top. She then twisted the ends of the boomerang to come closer together and then got ready to throw it.
Mika
Lunatic Circular Toss! (throws the boomerang)
The enemy blows up and it saves our ears.
Kin
Thank you Mika! You saved our eardrums!
Mika
Thank God that's finally over with. And how do I get out of this thing? This makes me feel like I'm having an orgasm! Why? (screams)
Kin
That's a bit too much information there for my liking.
Mika
Shut up and help me slave!
Kin
Slave?
Mika
Yeah, I quote: 'Girls fight! If you defeat that monster; I'll do anything for you guys!'
Kin
You can't prove that I said that. (shifty-eyes)
Katsumi
(gets out tape recorder and it plays 'Girls fight! If you defeat that monster; I'll do anything for you guys!' in my voice)
Kin
Screw that.
Mika
But before we do that; what the hell happened? Who threw those brooches to us? And why weren't we told about this sooner?
?
I'll explain everything.
Suddenly, a silver-colored cat appears from nowhere and walks onto the scene like nothing happened. As people ran away screaming, the cat began to come closer and closer to us before it sat down. It bore a crescent moon symbol on its head, probably being the girls' guardian.
?
Greetings girls, Queen, and Prince of the Sun, let me introduce myself. I'm Lucine, the daughter of Diana.
Mika
Oh my god; it's a talking cat!
Katsumi
(runs over and hugs Lucine) I'm going to call you Fluffy!
Mika
No; she's going to be Tequila!
Lucine
For the love of God, I'm stuck with a pair of dimwitted brats who can't do crap for themselves, let alone dress?
Kin
Yup; that's right.
Lucine
(sighs) Figures, it's always like that in one of these parodies.
Lady Serenity
Oh no! Someone broke the fourth wall again! Who did it?
Mika
Mom, actually, that was someone trying to fix it.
Lady Serenity
Oh.
Lucine
Can someone tell this imbecile to put me down?
Katsumi
(puts Lucine down) She call me a word I can't understand! Meanie! (crosses arms and looks away)
Lucine
…Anyway, let me explain. Mika and Katsumi, since your mother lost her powers as a Sailor Senshi when she became a queen-
Katsumi
What's a Sailor Senshi? (is confused)
Lady Serenity
(whispers) I swear, I brought the whole child home from the hospital.
Mika
You idiot! It's what we are transformed into now! Lucine or whatever your name is; tell us how to detransform or else I'll kick your little kitty's ass!
Lady Serenity
(whispers) Make that set of twins. (sobs) Oh why me?
Lucine
(sighs) A Sailor Senshi is…
(five minutes later)
Mika
(is sleeping)
Katsumi
(is also sleeping, but drooling)
Lucine
Naptime's over kids.
Mika
(wakes up) I wasn't really sleeping. Just pretending to piss you off.
Katsumi
(still sleeping)
Kin
Pretty sure she wasn't faking it.
Mika
Kin, shut up.
Kin
Whatever.
Mika
So how do we detransform again?
Lucine
(sighs) You think about it in your mind to.
Mika
Oh. Was it really that simple?
Lucine
Yeah.
Mika
Now I feel really stupid. (detransforms) But thanks… I guess.
Lucine
Anyway, should the Prince give the Princess what she wants now?
Kin
I don't even know what she wants from me!
Mika
I do.
Kin
What do you want me to do?
Mika
Worship me, clean my room, let me give you a manicure, dress in my clothes, let me give you a blow-
Kin
Everything is fine except the last one.
Mika
Fine, I don't want to do that to you anyway. Your… I'm not going to even say it.
Kin
Good. If you did I would have hurt you in a heartbeat and Lady Serenity would allow me to hands down.
Lady Serenity
Yup; he's right.
Mika
Gee thanks Mom.
Lady Serenity
You're welcome. I'm going to go off with your husband on a romantic dinner date! See ya! (rushes off)
Kin
(thinks) Shit; I'm stuck alone with these two? Now what? Oh yeah… Lucine's here, but what could she do? (talks aloud) Katsumi, you want me to do anything for you?
Katsumi
Nope; nothing.
Kin
Seriously? Why?
Katsumi
(whispers in my ear) Because Mika's room is enough of a hassle as it is. I won't make you do anything for me for a while; I promise. (winks and runs off)
Mika
Anyhow... You better get started. We go back, now.
Kin
Oh God no… Why me? (sobs)
Author's Notes: Well, this has been an interesting chapter; regarding Mika's current "ownership" of Kin; her temporary slave, Katsumi's failures at finding out her attack name, Lucine's appearance, etc.
And here is some trivia!
What were the Anime references that were listed in the last chapter? Whoever gets this right gets a Sugar Cookie!
Tokyo Mew Mew
Heartcatch PreCure
Classical Sailor Moon
All of the above.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon; it is rightfully owned by Naoko Takeuchi. I just Kin Taiyou, Mika Tsukino, Katsumi Tsukino, and Lucine.
Something to look forward to next chapter: We get a new character! But who are they? Are they a Sailor Senshi? Are they a Magical Boy? Are they evil? I dunno; I guess you'll have to wait and find out next time on Lunatic and Seraphic!