So here's the next chapter~

I have a question for you my fellow authors. Do you ever just get random ideas/ scenarios of what's going to happened later on in your story even though your no where next to that part of the story yet? Cuz I do. I could be trying to think of the next chapter when an idea pops in my head about something that could happen in later chapters. Is that weird?

Also someone brought it to my attention about the pairings they would want. To tell you the true I haven't really fully thought them through yet..ehehe.. so if you have any pairing you would suggest please let me know! Hell, I'll even add in some yaoi is that's what you guys want lol.

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Disclaim: I do not own Naruto, the Akatsuki, Justin Bieber, or Poptarts. I merely own my Oc's and the plot.

P.S: I do not own the word "Nunu" either. It belongs to the author of 'the survival guide to the criminally insane akatsuki' I just have a habit of having to hear Tobi say Nunu now.

Chapter 4: Deidara and kitchens don't mix

Alex

I was in the kitchen with Sasori and Konan. Everyone else was still asleep down stairs. Lazy fucks.

Our kitchen I guess was kinda of fancy, but hey, why have a mansion without a sexy ass kitchen?

I sat at the long rectangular table eating a poptart. Poptarts were my happy food. Sasori and Konan were standing next to the coffee machine patiently watching the brown liquid slowly drip into the glass coffee pot.

If I had to rank my most favorite mornings on a scale I have to say this morning was top 10 on my 'Most Sucky Mornings' list.

Why you ask?

Well because this morning I woke up in Hidan's fucking lap, nearly had a heart attack and rolled off my bean bag to introduce my head to the floor. Yea mornings suck.

"Is the coffee made?" Kakuzu asked as he walked in, making a b-line to the coffee machine. Leena followed behind him yawning.

"Good morning" She murmured as she made her way to the fridge. Grabbing the orange juice out the fridge she placed it on the table and went to get a cup. "Sleep well?"

"I didn't" Kisame sighed as he and Itachi both walked into the kitchen and made themselves a cup of coffee.

"Hn"

Kisame glared at Itachi, "It's your fault dammit, making me touch that damn plant"

"Hn"

"Fuck you" Kisame growled at Itachi as he stalked out the kitchen, coffee cup in hand. I didn't know, let alone understand what the hell just happened. I looked between the empty spot Kisame used to inhabit and Itachi then raised an eye brow."What the fuck?"

Ofcourse Itachi ignored me and blandly sipped his coffee, the fucking asshole. I'm glad I never though of him as hot like other girls. To me his little brother Sasuke was way hotter. Eviler and hotter. Yea I know my brain is fucked up but o'well.

"Who wants pancakes~" Suri said in a sing-song voice as she skipped into the kitchen.

As always she's the only person I knew that's hyper even in the morning.

"TOBI DOES~ TOBI DOES SURI-CHAN~" Tobi yelled running into the kitchen, hugging Suri from behind.

Err.. Correction, Suri & Tobi are the only people I know that are this hyper in the morning.

Itachi decided to ditch the loony band and walked out the kitchen. Just as he walked out Deidara walked in. "Whats with all the noise yeah?"

"Suri's making pancakes brat" Sasori answered following Itachi out the kitchen.

"Can I help hn?" Deidara asked fixing his hair into a bun. I laughed and shook my head. He really looked like a girl now.t as always Suri squealed and said "Ofcourse Dei"

Deidara grinned and walked over to her helping take the ingredients out of the cabinets. Just to let you know, I had a bad feeling about this..

"What are you eating ?" Tobi asked me, tilting his head to the side.

"A poptart" I answered.

"Tobi wants to tast-" before he could finish I stuff the last piece into my mouth and smiled at him."Sorry no more."

Tobi's face... well his body language was that of a kicked puppy. "You're a meanie Alex-nunu", he said deflatedly.

"Yea, yea. Wait, nunu? What the hell is a 'nunu'?" I ask. Tobi giggled excitedly "A nunu is a nunu"

Yea that so explains it. I rolled my eyes, "Whatever."

Suri and Deidara was now mixing the ingredients together laughing about something. Kakuzu took one look at them shook his head and walked away. Konan also seemed to have left while I was talking to Tobi. Yea, Deidara making anything probably wasn't a good idea, whatever it was it was likely to be explosive, even good ol' pancakes was subjective to that logic.

I decided then to take my leave also. The further away the better. I walked pass the living room where Pein, Konan, and Kakuzu sat and head up the stairs to my room to take a shower.

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Suri

Deidara and I were making pancakes together. I was soo happy. I mean is this not every girls dream? To have a sexy blonde bomber making pancakes with you...wait..if you think about it that sounded kinda dirty ..ehehe..

Shaking that though out of my head and turn my attention back to Deidara who was mixing the ingredients. I go grab the frying pan off it's hooky thingy, setting it down on the stove and letting it heat up. Next I grabbed the non-stick spray out of the cabinet above and sprayed it on the now hot frying pan.

Tobi was sitting at the table singing "Pancakes for Tobi~ Pancakes from Suri-chan to Tobi~ Yeah yeah~" Kicking his feet.

"Ready?" I ask Deidara.

"Yeah un" Deidara grinned. "My work of art is complete."

Work of art? I guess he even took making pancakes serious.

Oh how naïve I was.

I took the pancake batter from him and poured a bit into the frying pan. At first it settle like any other pancake, then all of a sudden it started to expand, as did Deidara's wicked grin. I stared at the pancake as it grew bigger and bigger, wondering how much bigger it could grow.

"Er .. Suri-chan , Tobi doesn't like how that pancake is looking." Tobi said as he got up from his seat at the table. All the while the pancake was growing uncomprehendably big until it finally exploded.

"Suri-chan!" Tobi yelled.

In a burst of light that looked almost heavenly the pancake exploded. All at the same time I heard Deidara's crazy pyromaniac laughter, felt someone grab me from behind and pull me to the floor. I closed my eyes tight and covered my ears with my hands.

"Art is a bang YEAH!" I heard Deidara yell. I guess the worst was over now.

I opened my eyes and looked up to find Tobi bending over me protectively.

"Are you ok Suri-chan?" Tobi asked, his sharingan visible from the one eye hole in his orange mask. I guessed he used it to help us evade the explosion.

"Y-yeah thanks Tobi" I blush.

"You sure? Your face is red." Tobi said touching my face with his gloved hand which ofcourse only made me blush more.

"I-I'm f-fine really." I stuttered out. Tobi's one visible eye crinkled in delight as his sharingan dispelled.

"Ok I believe you Suri-chan~", He said as he stood up. He offered me a hand and helped me up as well.

"What happened here?" Pein question as he and just about everyone else now stood in the soot covered kitchen. The explosion even woke up the sleeping dead, a.k.a. Hidan.

"Do you even have to ask?" Alex said as she glared at Deidara. She apparently was just taking a shower because she only had a towel covering her and her hair fell in wet blonde ringlets down her back. Next to Alex, Leena was in facepalm stance. "Who even let the pyromaniac terrorist bomber into the kitchen?"

I scratch my head sheepishly "I just wanted to make pancakes."

"My art was beautiful un" Deidara mumbled under his breath. "You ingrates."

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I won't bore you with all the boring details of what happened after the whole exploding pancake incident. I'll just skip forward to when we were loading up the cars for the trip to the mall. Somehow we managed to find a spare set a of clothes for everyone from our brothers old clothes they left behind when they went to college. By 'our' I mean Leena's and mine. Alex had no other siblings.

As we stood outside the house next to the garage we divided into groups.

"What are 'cars' anyways?" Kisame asked.

"apparently they are machines in which these people ride in to take them to their destination quickly" Sasori answer blocking his eyes from the sun. I guess someone's been on the internet recently. I guess Leena was right to block off any websites that had anything to do with the Naruto series.

"I don't care whatever the shit is, lets fucking go it's hot" Hidan growled.

"I agree." Alex said as she opened the garage door.

"I can take 3 in my car" Leena said as she walked over to her white Audi A8. Sliding her hand across the the hood of the car fondly.

"Me too!" I say as I skip over to my silvery-blue BMW hybrid.

"I'll take the rest I guess" Alex said standing next to her black Hummer S1. "So who's with me?"

Hidan walked over to Alex side, so did Pein and Konan with Zetsu following in tow, Itachi, Kakuzu, and Sasori walked over to Leena while Tobi skipped over to me with Deidara and Kisame following behind which kind of surprised me, I though Kisame always stuck with Itachi. I raised a friendly eyebrow at him. "You with me?"

"Yup squirt" He said grinning his sharky grin. I'm 5'ft , Alex and Leena are both 5'3. I know I'm short but Kisame's 6'3 for Pete's sake everyone's a squirt to him.

" 'Sides no way in hell am I sitting in the same car as Pain-in-the-ass leader or Zetsu" He shuddered at the last part. "Plus Leena's car is full of boring old hags"

I giggled, Sasori looked like a teenager and I'm pretty sure Itachi was only like 22, but they did act like old people I guess.

Everyone loaded into the cars. Opening my door I slid into my car, fishing the keys out of my purse I started the engine.

"How about some music?" I ask, looking into my mirror at Tobi and Deidara in the back seat, Kisame sat in the passenger seat next to me. They nodded and I popped in my favorite CD.

Instantly my car was filled with the marvelous voice of Justin Beiber singing 'As Long As You Love Me' as I followed Alex and Leena out of the garage

"What the fuck is this shit un! Deidara yelled. Lets just say Deidara didn't find Justin's voice 'marvelous' at all. I pouted. He obviously had no taste in music.

Kisame chuckled and said, "It's not that bad"

See even Kisame appreciated good music when he heard it.

"Tobi likes it!" Tobi said and started to sing along, making up the words as he went.

And on our ride went to for the next 20 minutes. Me and Tobi singing along to Justin Bieber while Deidara covered his ears spewing profanities and Kisame laughing his ass off.

Sunbridge mall here we come!

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