Diary of a Wimpy Italian
Part IV

Characters: Italy, Germany, Switzerland
Rating: T
Warnings: Italy is a retarded monkey.
Pairings: GermanyxItaly

3/13/10

Dear Diary,

Ve, everyone wrote in you! I'm so confused! First Germany, now something is wrong with fratello? I need to ask Spain what happened!

First I should tell you about Germany yesterday though. I ran to the bathroom he was in like Prussia told me to, but the noises stopped. I knocked on the door real loud and shouted Germany's name, and I heard clinking metal like a belt. He told me to hold on, so I said hold on to what? and he said just forget it and wait. So I waited and he opened the door. He looked like he was burning up, and his eyes were all hazy! He looked sick. Again! Is Germany not eating healthy anymore? Is his immune system acting up? Oh no, is he getting old?

No, he can't be, China is so much older than us and he's perfectly fine, I think!

But he started blushing a lot and looked away and I asked him why he wouldn't look at me! What did I do wrong? And I tried to get closer so he would look at me but he wouldn't look! It made me so frustrated! So I grabbed his face and turned it towards me and heard he was having trouble breathing! I suggested mouth-to-mouth resse recesi recessitation resuscitation (Thank you, Austria!) 'cause I don't know a lot about stuff like that and then Ludwig passed out, it was so scary! Then I did the CPR thing and he woke up fine, thank God! But…something is weird. The last breath I gave him, I thought I felt his lips moving. It felt like a kiss. That's okay though, right? Cause me and Germany kiss all the time! On the cheek, but we still…

Ve…D-did Germany kiss me?

~Italia

P.S. I tried not to think of it like that, but I think that on Buon San Valentino, Germany proposed to me. It's scary, and I don't know how to feel about it. I like him a lot, but I'm worried about how it would change our friendship. What if we get into fights? Would it end the same way it does now? Will he still yell at me or make me wurst or refuse to let me drink his beer? If everything is all the same, then I don't see why we need to get married. But, if it makes Ludwig happy, then it makes me happy!

Buon San Valentino was so confusing, so I think he just forgot about marriage. But…I kind of want him to bring it up again. It…it's not legal in my country, which makes me sad…

It's against my religion. But as long as Ludwig is the one who asks, it can't be my fault, right? Because I'm not good with turning people down, and God knows that! I thought about asking Switzerland about it while I was passing the Vatican, but he's super-scary when he's on guard duty. He takes it really seriously, and if I asked him about gay marriage right in front of the church he might shoot me.

A/N: I'm not going to get into religion or morals. I tried to keep this as objective as possible, because I really don't appreciate it when people put their religious views in fanfiction, unless it's actually relevant. You can tell when someone's using their own feelings or opinions and putting them into the character. Of course I don't mind religion in stories though. It makes sense with the Italies.

Review, s'il vous plaît~ And I'm kind of running out of ideas on what to write, so if anyone can suggest some one-time light plot, that would be awesome. I'm going to wait a bit to continue on with this marriage plot so I can have some randomness in between.

CPR - UR DOIN IT WRONG.