Chapter 4.(OH shit!)
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY(What? So you were misspelling her name the whole time? Dumb shit) nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!(God you have HORRIBLE spelling! Did you not take preschool!)
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking(Cartman: "Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!") hell?" I asked angrily. (How did you go from being curious to angry? THIS STORY HAS NO CONSISTENCY! )
"Ebony(I thought it was 'Enoby'! Stupid lying bitch!)?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts(Thank you for telling me that 'cause I thought he was using Sharingun!)) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness(-_- … what do you want me to say to that!) and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore(*PFFT!* -_-).
And then… suddenly just as I (You what? It doesn't say!)Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree(That poor tree. It's probably thinking, "Oh my God, please get these two fuck-nuts off me!"). He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what (AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST LINE IN THIS STORY!)and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….(*sarcasm* Wow, that was the hottest lemon I've ever read!)
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Dumbledore!(WHAT THE FUCK! WHY IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK WOULD DUMBLEDORE SCREAM "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"! AND WHAT WAS HE DOING IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST ANYWAY! THIS MAKES NO SENSE!)