Wow. That was pretty darn quick. I got four reviews! YAY!

Schermionie: Yay! You're back! I apologize. I have no life except to recieve reviews. Anyway, the reason Jackie wasn't so talkative was she had the baby with her and he needed a diaper change. Yeah...I should've put that. And the deal with the spelling mistakes is that my spell-check is a bone head and won't work correctly.

gaiafreedom21: Naked Doctor is always funny! I meant to put hours. Twelve hours, twenty-four hours. I was in a bit of a rush 'cause my mom was bout ready to kick me off the computer (I don't know what the deal was. It was only 10:53!) And snow is always mysterious to me, because I live in a snowless land. :D

MythStar Black Dragon: Thank you. I agree, the naked Doctor is nice. Veeeeery nice.

ILUVHOUSE: Thanks! I guess comedy is my area of expertise.

Well, it might take a while for the next chapter. Sit tight my friends!

Disclaimer: Nope. I still don't own Doctor Who. I'm just a rabid fangirl with delusions of grandeur and a random plot. And Jack Davenport's 11th Doctor. How strange would it be if he really was going to be the next Doctor? If he was, this story would be really akward...

Chapter 4: Snow Snow Snow

'Breaking news: Africa recieving record amounts of snow...'

'...English Channel frozen over...'

'...Reports of abomidable snowmen all over Europe and Asia...'

"This doesn't make any sense." The Doctor declared, scratching his chin thoughtfully.His face was only a few inches away from the television set in which the trio was gathered around. He had decided to wait until after the TARDIS let him back inside before he shaved. He didn't trust earth razors too well.

"I thought aliens only existed in the other universe..." Rose mumbled to herself. The Doctor shrugged.

"Meh. Parallel Earth, parallel Space. All the aliens are still here, they're just a bit different." He sighed, rapidly changing channels with the sonic screwdriver. "If only I could see a picture of a ship or the acutal alien..."

'...I reject you reality and substi...'

'...Doctor James McCrimmon from the town of Bal...'

...ptain Jack Sparrow, Savy?...'

'...new video of the ship looming over the Big Ben.'

"Here we go! Spaceship!" The Doctor grinned happily. The camera zoomed in on the side of the ship, revealing a blurry picture of a strange symbol. It was vaugely shaped like a demented rabbit.

"Hmmm...Looks like either a Sheithim War Barge, or a Teiy Civilian Transport ship." The Doctor mused.

"Well? Which one is it?" Mickey asked. The Doctor scratched his head.

" 'M not sure. There are minute differences between the two, mainly the raidiation output level and the cargo space. The only way I would know for sure is if I could get inside..Then there's the whole fact about parallel universe. It could be Flconions or Cithemns or one of other countless species. But I'm gonna put my money (if I had any) on either Sheitheim or Teiy."

"Then lets get in the TARDIS and teleport there or something! Find it out!"

The Doctor rolled his eyes.

"Gee, why didn't I think of that? Oh yes. The small fact that she locked me out! When you manage to magically unlock the door, come and get me. Idiot..."

"I am not an idiot! I'll have you know I saved this world from Lumic!" Mickey argued.

"Yes, that you did. After I told you exactly what to do!" The Doctor snapped back. Rose stepped between them.

"Boys! Stop it. We have something more important to deal with than you egos!"

Mickey huffed and left the room. The Doctor watched him leave.

"...What a diva." He mumbled as Mickey slammed the front door. Rose gave the Doctor a withering glare, and he turned his attention back to the television.

"Looks like I'm still a bit rude, and even sarcastic. I wonder what else I'm like...curious? Serious? Outgoing? Don't know...I'm hungry. No! Focus! Let's see...Sheithim War Barges have a radiation level of 67.387534 Kulns while Teiy Trasports have 12.7879234789 Kulns. So which is it?! Oh bloody hell, I forgot. Parallel universe. It could be anything..."

Rose simply stared at the Doctor, who was rambling on and on to himself. It seemed like that was one trait that he kept from his previous incarnation. She should've been glad that he still did something familiar, but she couldn't help but wonder why he wasn't talking to her. True, there was the possible threat of the snow men from outer space, but he still could've said something.

Mickey walked into the room a few moments later.

"Back so soon are you?" The Doctor asked before he could stop himself. Yep, still rude,He thought.

"You told me to come and get you when I magically managed to open the door."

The Doctor turned around and looked at him.

"What?"

"Well, I just opened the door." He said with a smirk. The Doctor scrambled to his feet and ran outside. Sure enough, the TARDIS doors were ajar and it was humming faintly. Rose stepped past the open mouthed Doctor and walked toward the TARDIS.

"It's good to see you again girl." She whispered, placing a hand on the woon exterior. The TARID hummed warmly under her hand. The Doctor walked closer to the open doors, only to have them slam angrily. The warmth disappeared from the machine, becoming ice cold.

"Oh come on! Are you still upset with me?" The Doctor asked unbeilvably. The TARDIS hummed once, which was translated into a yes.

"What?! I can't believe you! You wanted to come and fetch her back too!" The Doctor argued. The TARDIS buzzed angrily.

"What do you mean, you won't let me inside? What do you want me to do? Beg?" The Doctor asked. The TARDIS was silent. He put his hands on his hips.

"Are you serious?"

Once again, there was no answer. With a sigh, the Doctor dropped to his knees and scooted to the face of the TARDIS. He grabbed it in a tight hug.

"I'm sorry for destroying your vortex manipulator and regenerating against your wishes. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Please, may I enter your fantabulous domain and save the planet?" The Doctor begged.

For a moment, there was only silence from the great machine as if it were thinking the choice over. Then, almost reluctantly, the doors creaked open. The Doctor grinned and ran inside, with Mickey and Rose following. Rose smiled as a wave of nostalgia washed over her in the form of the perspective overload of seeing that the inside was bigger than the outside. It felt like old times to her, watching the Doctor scramble around the control stand to press buttons and flick switches and input numbers. Just like old times...except for the fact that he looked completely different. New face, new personality. Well, I'll just have to get used to it like I did before. I'm just glad he's back, She thought.

"All right old girl, let's take a quick trip to jolly ole' London!" The Doctor laughed happily, unlocking the hand break. The TARDIS shuddered violently as it dematerialized, knocking her passengers to the floor. The Doctor started laughing as he pulled himself up to a standing postition.

"Whoo! Come on girl! You can do it!" Rose shouted, pushing herself to stand and grasp the control stand. She looked at the Doctor, who's laughs had stopped. Her smile faded as she saw a pained expression on his face. There was another shudder as the TARDIS engines ground to a halt, and once again everyone was thrown to the floor. Rose raised to her knees and watched the Doctor in alarm. His mouth was open in a silent scream and his eyes were screwed shut in agony.

"Doctor!" She shouted and ran over to him. Every muscle in his body was tense and locked.

"Doctor what's wrong?" She asked, placing a hand on his forehead. The second her skin came in contact with his forehead, he relaxed. His eyes eased open.

"What's wrong?" Rose repeated.

"The tear in the vortex I came through...traveling in the TARDIS is making the rip close quicker." He explained as he sat up and rubbed his head.

"So why..."

"Why was I in pain? My body is sensitve to small things like tears and holes in universes. Not to mention that I'm still getting over regenerating. The coffee hasn't taken full effect yet. It almost reminds me of my regeneration into my Fifth incarnation..." He stopped suddenly and looked around the TARDIS.

"...We've stopped." He stated. Rose nodded.

"Yeah. What were you..."

"Well, let's go and take a look-see at where we are!" He smiled, hopping to his feet and strolling towards the door. Rose blinked at his sudden swing from serious to curious. Was this who he was going to be like from now on? He seemed even more immature than he was previously, if that was even possible. She shook her head, and looked around the room for Mickey. He was lying a few feet away.

"I'll tell you something: I really didn't miss traveling in this thing!" He moaned as Rose helped him up.

"Oi! Don't call the TARDIS a thing! She is an ancient, delicate machine and she needs tender loving care and praise! She has emotions just like you!" The Doctor scolded Mickey. His hands were on the door, ready to throw them open and march out. He started to bounce up and down on his feet like an impatient four year old. Mickey brushed himself off as he and Rose walked over to the Doctor.

"Did we make it?" Rose asked. The Doctor grinned cheekily, reminding her of her second Doctor.

"Only one way to find out. Allons-y!" He said, pulling open the doors and stepping out.

YaY! A copy of naked!Doctor to whoever can guess the where I got the lines from the tv from! One should be so obvious, it's funny.