Sooooo…. Hi again. I'm horrible, unreliable, and yeah. BUUUUT… I've accomplished some great things, including getting in touch with a New York Times Best Selling Author that just so happens to live in my town, likes me, and is offering to get me an editor. Yep. That happened. Along with surgery consultation, physical therapy (still on going), and a brain bleed scare and the thing causing the small brain bleeds giving me seizures because they're in a place that makes me look crazy, so I lost my job, and now we get to deal with curbing those. Yay…. Anyway!

With the introduction of Fantastical Beasts, and the world of new magical information from Rowling, I've been doing some research, revamping ideas and story lines, and there should be a chapter soon, with some added stuff to chapter three. Working on it!

That said, I need a beta, not to look over for errors so much as to keep my butt in gear despite my senior year of college and health issues. I've decided to tackle this in honor of all the followers, favoritors, and reviewers before I move on to my own novel stuff for NYTBSA (The NYBA (New Yorker Bad Ass) for short).

Speaking of reviewers, I have not forgotten my promise! The 50th reviewer gets their own request from me granted. Unfortunately, the 50th reviewer was anonymous. But, they did leave a request. With their name. "I WANT A PRANK". Pretty straight forward. However, I'm still going to leave the option open, and do a random number generator thing. I will be fulfilling the request of Anonymous, but it feels lackluster.

Alright. I guess that covers the bulk of it. Just declaring, "I'm Back!", and giving you the low down before a true update, assessing how many of you blokes are still alive and waiting. Apologies. I wish I had an update for yall but no such luck yet. I should have something small by the end of the week if everything goes right, not quite a chapter, but I'll post it anyway as a sign of good faith before Professional Prison starts again. I'll wave through the bars every so often, hopefully.

If you recommend a certain beta that's kickass harsh and punctual, let me know. Joan out.